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Gary Oldman's looking good.

I like that your sig answered your post.

For whatever reason, I can not get enough of James Earl Jones and Malcom McDowell reciting two 16 year old girl's phone conversation. Its fucking hysterical. http://youtu.be/xRibRj770J8

Cesaro goes to swing Henry and the world begins to spin in the opposite direction under the strength of Henry's resisting.

So would anyone object to Mark Henry replacing Paul Walker in Fast and Furious 7? Rock: Did anyone notify his next of kin? Vin Diesel: Yeah, his cousin. cut to Mark Henry throwing cars at bad guys.

BUT If you do this, Round 1 has to be L.A. Park vs Emma.

Fuck you to the City of Winnipeg for not cleaning the fucking sidewalks in my neighbourhood. Tore up a nice pair of pants this morning slipping and falling on that shit. Raise our taxes and still cut back on street and sidewalk cleaning in the winter? Fuck you.

Nah - Mark Henry has fully embraced his Rick Ross role He doesn't need to get his hands dirty. He has muscle for that.

Fuck all that BIG E MOTHERFUCKING LANGSTON!!! SHOW CLOSER~!

No Cena again. Keep fighting the good fight Fin Martin.

JURASSIC MARK A billionaire builds a theme park on a tropical island. The attraction: cloned Mark Henrys. They get out. Everybody dies.

Mark Henry reveals the true meaning of Christmas:

127 Seconds. Mark Henry gets stuck. The earth gets an extreme makeover.

Cesaro tries to swing Henry and Henry spins him with his legs.

The people at the observer really need to listen to some King Diamond. There's two fucking albums about Abigail.

I don't care if this was posted before.

Didn't know where best to put this, but it deserves attention. Check it out, from Preston City Wrestling, it's five minutes of fun with loads of guest appearances. Who doesn't want Johnny Kidd WWII flashbacks?!

I think after they cut to the lifeless corpse of Ryder, Cena should still give Crowe the AA, pin him and Michael Cole says "John Cena saves the day and nothing of value was lost" as the WWE copyright thing pops up over Ryders's bloody lifeless body.

I have an answer to A&E's problems: "The part of Phil will now be played by Sir Ian McKellan" Dressed in full-on Gandalf mode.

I swear there was a time Cameron Diaz didn't look like puppet from the Saw movies.

That is, without a doubt, the greatest preview screen for any Youtube video ever created.

Yeah, let's stage some nice, family-entertainment public beheadings instead.

I didn't dare make it homo-erotic.

Sounds like an 80's Apter mag cover story.

In the initials stages of getting a Tensai over, they could just be dead and then he drags them to the middle of the ring by their foot like they are a Yeti's trophy kill and pins them. Once you start jobbing him out, guys just start reaching up and smacking him in the dick and it becomes a transition spot. and then once he becomes part of a comedy babyface team, the heels are somehow too paralyzed by fear of his junk to counter and after hitting the move he dances over to tag in his enormous partner as it's just a humiliation pop-the-crowd spot.

Punk, AJ, Kofi, and Fandango on Celebrity Bowling.

Speaking of that.... The neckbrace got me.

TNA guys go in Europa League.

Bullshit. Aries made people buy a TNA PPV. He was, most likely, the last act that made people think TNA had a chance to step up from the dregs they were in. He had a great year, and his rise was more entertaining that year then any Cena match. And, as Matt just mentioned, it's not just in-ring, character also is included. Or Sheamus would have been in the final 4 last year over Bryan to begin with.

So far the trip is going great. These really cute girls just gave me a drink! I still got it!!!! Has anyone seen my kids? Wait...do I have kids...I feel...fuzzy. I probably should have just gone to Africa. Did I remember to let Liam Neeson know where I was going to be? I only ask because he's supposed to water my plants when I'm away.

It doesn't truly matter IMO, Punk has this thing in the bag.

He's the Michael Bay Transformers of wrestlers.

Ironic that of the two, Santino is the one who's actually done MMA.

Do they have a schoolgirl crush on a guy who kidnapped and murdered a little girl and mailed pieces of her to her parents?

I still think Santino is one of the better workers in the last 10 years. I would rather watch him do a lot of stupid shit only to get his head kicked da fuck off than watch a lot of whole other guys forced masturbatory "THIS. IS. AWESOME." chant inducing while proving "WE ARE REAL WRESTLERS" bullshit matches. When he isn't being an dumb ass, Santino has proven that he can work the motherfucking babyface role better just as good as anyone.

I wish RVD would go all the way and drive an airbrushed conversion van called the "Van Vaninator"

Thank you, Gog.com, for making sure I never get up from my computer ever again. They had a bundle of all their D&D stuff, so I now own Baldur's Gate I & II, Icewind Dale I & II, Neverwinter Nights I & II, Temple of Elemental Evil, Planescape: Torment, and one other I'm forgetting at the moment.

I like the little sweater but what the fuck is up with that BDSM gimp dog?

Even Jeff Goldblum?? ESPECIALLY Jeff Goldblum

Mark Henry: "Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's oxygen sale contest. As you all know, first prize is you get to keep your lungs. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Lungs not included. You get the picture?"

Schiavonne with the brutally honest post match commentary on nWo fans

I envision a poster of Mark Henry in an astronaut suit with the tag line "In space.... you still have to pay your air bill"

If Bray Wyatt starts cutting promos about July 7, 1777 I will totally lose it.

When it gets revealed that Abigail actually is the chair you are all going to look real stupid.

But did the merch sell? MY GOD, WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MERCH?!?!

Twitter is the single greatest thing to happen to pro wrestling.