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I first read the end of this as "evil furrier" and was thinking "Jeez, are you going back to, like, Oregon Trail days???" The Evil Furrier comes to your territory and pisses all over the local tanners for cheap heat?" JINDER MAHAL HAS DIED OF DYSENTERY

I was looking for Goldust doing the Code Red. I found this first.

And now ... you must be THIS HIGH to wrestle Kurt Angle, amirite? Anyone? Anyone? Up top? Nate *Wrestling Superstar* ... sigh ...

Because if there's one person on the WWE roster who should get a dangerous head-dropping finisher from 90's-era AJPW, it's the less talented Bella...

Five or six guest star spots for Big Show in that Bible miniseries? to the disappointment of DVDVR board posters lobbying for Mark Henry to be in a History Channel miniseries " ♪♫ Mark Henry was lifting on the mountain and his barbells were flashing fire... ♪♫ "

I fear the direction this thread is about to take.... Everyone be on your best behavior! The only takeaway from this is how unbelievably insane it is that Vince believes he somehow "delivered a message" about Obama in this way. Like, this stinging rebuke is resounding through the west wing today and the president's hubris has been exposed!!!! Just imagine the kind of internet troll this man would have been if he hadn't been born into wrestling.

I find it funny that in an era where nobody watches anything any more, a show that consistently gets 5 million viewers isn't attractive because they're the wrong viewers. The whole tv system is fucked.

I don't care if this was posted before.

This was either planned or the coolest thing Cena has been a part of

I first read the end of this as "evil furrier" and was thinking "Jeez, are you going back to, like, Oregon Trail days???" The Evil Furrier comes to your territory and pisses all over the local tanners for cheap heat?"

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I'm sorry, but nudie pictures? If that's what she's doing, get out now. That seems harsh, and I don't mean for it to be, but if a chick is sending naked pics to another guy, emotions have already developed, at least on her end. Most women don't do that unless they've caught feelings for someone. Have you ever considered that you're being strung along in the event that whatever she thinks she'll have with the other guy doesn't work out? Sounds like she's trying to play both ends. And I can almost guarantee that he's not going to leave his wife for her. I just don't like the sound of it. It seems manipulative. I appreciate you wanting to keep things stable for your daughter. It's admirable, wish more parents would do it. But a divorce doesn't mean that either you or your wife will stop loving your child. Honestly, your daughter's life could easily be more impacted by parents trying to string along an unproductive marriage. Just something to think about.

Why Angle stopped doing comedy ill never know he might be batshit insane but godammit if he aint a comedic genius

After spending 375 days approximately 6,000 miles away from my wife, I've been back in the States since Thursday and will soon be spending three years living in and traveling around Europe. Yeah, not a hell of a lot to complain about here.

A gun has not been held to my loved ones, so I have not willingly visited Grantland.

Twitter is the single greatest thing to happen to pro wrestling.

Mark Henry's daughter runs off to Paris to chase U2. She's kidnapped but when the bad guy picks up the phone, he hears "This is Mark Henry..." and they drive her to the airport, put her on a plane with half a million dollars and wish her all the best.

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan exchange e-mails. They get really into each other. So into each other, in fact, that Hanks starts ignoring his e-bills. Including...an air bill. Mark Henry spends 90 minutes extracting a month of air out of Hanks' corpse.

Fade in: The bottom of a lake. Jason Vorhees sits on the lake bed holding a heavy rock. Hold for 40 minutes. Eventually he turns to camera and says: "I respawned, but that doesn't mean I have to go out there, right? I just want to stay here in the lake. It's nice and quiet here in the lake....shhhh...did you hear that? I thought he didn't swim!...." he closes his eyes and begins to rock back and forth: "He's not in the lake. He's not in the lake. We're fine here in the lake." He opens his eyes. Mark Henry in full scuba gear stands in front of him in a POV shot. Cut to the surface of the lake where we see violent bubbles and hear a muffled gurgling sound. fade to black.

DDP Yoga fixed Jericho's back, got Scott Hall and Jake Roberts clean and has now turned Goldust into one of the best in-ring workers in wrestling today. Pretty sure DDP Yoga can cure AIDS too.

There needs to be a scene where it's an assault on Burning Man.

Still, lets not lose sight of what matters here: GOLDUST IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Yes!

Plus trying out for the Olympic archery team. She just put out a video on Funny or Die a couple months ago.

Yes.

That won't end in tears or anything. EDIT: Please tell me one of the people that financed that was the one that thought cheering too loud at Seattle's field was bad sportsmanship. Even if it's not true, just tell me so I can pretend.

If you don't see the obvious offensiveness of a white Canadian man playing a goofy Mexican character who 90% of the time communicates using the word "Ole", then I can't help you.

My only complaint about the first is that the trailer looked like it was going to be 3 straight hours of apes mauling people to death. i was so down for that. I think I posted my alternate screenplay to the old board, but here is a condensed version: Woman jogging on an suburban street in autumn, looks at her watch toSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH People shopping at the local mall, a young girl takes a bite out of a big pretzSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH Huge crowd gathered at a 49ers game. The players pause to check the scorebSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The chief of police holds a press conference to address the swarms of apes maulingSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH The way I envisioned it was that it was a 30 hour long movie running on a continuous loop. You bought a ticket that gained admittance for a full week whenever you wanted. At any point during any day that week, whenever you were in a bad mood, you could wander into the theater and waSWARMOFAPESMAULEVERYONETODEATH. I'm working through some stuff...

I'm sure there's a logical explanation but can't we all pretend this is how Brock dresses?

If child support becomes an issue, make sure you file for joint primary physical custody. It should actually work in your favor, as you still will have the house, and the courts try to keep the kid in familiar surroundings. Not to be a cynic, but when you were saying that you and the wife are "getting along", stay on point, and don't fall for the Banana in the Tailpipe. I'm only speaking from my personal experience, but after my daughters mom and I broke up, everytime she was nice to me, it was because she did something dicky(like try to file for sole custody), and tried to lull me into a false sense of security.

The Curious Case of Dustin Runnels.

"You must be this high to wrestle Kurt Angle" is an all-time great moment, too.

Dork Angle from November 1999 to say August 2001 is my favourite version of Angle. The highlight of it were the brilliant comedic segments with Steve Austin and Vince McMahon.

I think if we could just post that pic in every thread, that that would be good. I think that that would be a good thing to do.

Let's all take a moment to remember that we are sort of in the middle of the one-year anniversary of the clumsiest, blandest, and most half-hearted face turn in history.

"Hey, that's my chicken suit!"

It's the thirteen year anniversary of the final Starrcade -- let us all weep over what went down... WCW Starrcade [12/17/2000] *Click to Enlarge* Bam Bam Bigelow vs Mike Awesome in an Ambulance Match *Click to Enlarge* Filthy Animals vs Jeff Jarrett and the Harris Brothers in an Buckhouse Brawl *Click to Enlarge* WCW World Heavyweight Champion Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious *Click to Enlarge* Mike Awesome *Click to Enlarge*

A Matt Taven best-of-20 series would mean 20 appearances by the Hoopla Hotties. I am fully on board with this.

I'll refrain from telling you what YOU should do Craig, but let me just relay a little something from my life. I married my ex after we'd dated for about a year and a half. I was sure she was who I was gonna spend my life with. She told me that she wanted a divorce 3 months after we got married. Had never shown any hints whatsoever. I came to find out she'd been flirting with a co-worker. I was blindsided, and it crushed me. Cried uncontrollably for weeks on end, the works. We briefly tried a reconciliation after the divorce was finalized but it just didn't work. I thought that was it, that I may as well just start counting the days until I died. About 18 months or so later, I met this amazing girl who I hit it off with immediately. Over 5 years later we're still together, and I have legitimately never been happier. My point is, shit seems bleak now and rightfully so but if you hang in there life will reward you eventually.

I dunno, the stuff that happens in the ring, you guys come across like you'd be better suited for TMZ or Observer with your lack of discussion of the matches. It's just incredibly tedious to read. Ratings and buyrates and talk of networks christ, what happened to discussing Barry Windham being awesome during the first half of 93 or about who is better between Lazzy Z & Paul Orndorff? That would be quality discussion for a y'know, wrestling board. Instead you guys are junior econimists without the humour.

And of course I'm hearing this in the "Vince McMahon announces the Royal Rumble participants" voice.

Can we all laugh that AJ Lee yelling at another girl backstage is a way bigger story than AJ Styles, arguably the biggest star in TNA leaving the promotion. Kind of puts TNAs place in this world into perspective. And how great is Punk as wrestling's Casanova? Half of Punk's appeal is that he is a wrestling superfan who through the unlikeliest of circumstances ended up in the main event. His whole career has a fan-fiction feel to it. And in the fan fiction of a 12-year old wrestling nerd, it would only make sense that the protagonist is plowing through three-quarters of the women on the roster.

I just paid off all of my debt. When I graduate with my PhD (next year), instead of being deep in the hole, I'll actually have investments and shit.

I think some people here are just a little too interested in who/who isn't CM Punk dating/sleeping with. When did this site turn into Perez Hilton for wrestlers!?

Youtube gods be praised. Kevin Sullivan and Buzz Sawyer's public execution of Robbie Idol and Zan Panzer is still online! Dear Lord, Sullivan's psychotic promo at the end. WCW's script censors were ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, DADDY~! IT'S NOT THE DOGS FAULT~!

just to put hair on your chests