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He was out there to break Cody's arm, but the presence of the rest of the face locker room made that awkward, so he just went along with the celebration.

No, my youngest and I aren't possessed by Satan in this picture...I swear! Friday after school, my oldest sweet-talked me into letting her have a sleepover. Well you cannot simply plan a 5-year-old sleepover "off the cuff" like you can with a 9-year-old...so little sister was stuck at home with Dad. She was pissed. So I took her to see Cloudy 2 (and we dressed up because we do every time we go on a date night), and as we left the theatre, I was told this... "I'm really glad I didn't go for a sleepover tonight, Daddy." I don't always think I'm a good Dad, even though I know I'm doing better since my divorce...but Friday night was a fucking home run.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

The Shield hit the WWE as absolute masters of tag formula. It's insane.

This is all you need to know about this ppv.

Seth Rollins sells everything like he's being murdered by Jason Vorhees. It's wonderful.

http://www.kayfabenews.com/khali-now-four-inches-taller-after-cesaro-swing/ "Although he was already the tallest competitor in World Wrestling Entertainment, The Great Khali measured a full four inches taller this morning after enduring a powerful Cesaro Swing at the Battleground pay-per-view. The Punjabi giant, who previously stood at a whopping seven-foot-one, now towers even higher over opponents at an unbelievable seven-foot-five. According to WWE Chief Medic Dr. Bob Ponovich, the “centrifugal force exerted by the Cesaro Swing caused an elongation of Mr. Khali’s legs and spine.” Added Dr. Ponovich: “It actually seems to have helped Mr. Khali, as he no longer walks like a drunken clown on stilts.” Asked for comment, The Great Khali told reporters: “Grauchghchhh. Schauruannn pauchgauh, tuchsch gah nah raaaaahhhh.” A Punjabi translator indicated that Khali’s statement was just gibberish."

Put through to final interview at this new site. Apparently am a strong candidate. Also - officially a father to a one year old. Tempus fugit and all that?

Vacant is still more interesting than Alberto Del Rio.

After months of stomach pains and fatigue, my wife had a CT scan last week. The result showed "something" on her adrenal glands, enough to warrant a follow-up PET scan. Doing some research, we learned that colon cancer like she had usually returns in the form of cancer on..... the adrenal gland. With that in mind, we met with her oncologist this morning to get the PET scan results. And, as you probably guessed because of where I'm posting this, the test came back clean. NO CANCER. Such awesome news. She still has to see a G-I doctor to get her stomach looked at but we at least know it's not cancer!

Cena needs to learn to say "No way! Are you crazy?" to WWE the same way he does to Nikki whenever she brings up the subject of marriage.

Brunner currently politely telling Ken Holland to suck his Swiss army knife.

Taunting people he perceives as gay by talking about what he's going to do with penis? I don't understand how homophobia works at all.

It is crazy how quickly Langston is becoming my favorite wrestler This also reminds me that apparently the TNA crew was on a flight a week or two ago with Bill Cosby - complete with Kazarian having the seat next to him. None of them took a picture... which shows you they learned well from the company they work for. DON'T DO ANYTHING THAT MIGHT GET US ATTENTION!!!

From the "Stop Overcompensating" Department During yesterday's game Lions C Dominic Raiola called the U of Wisconsin band fags and said he was going to stick a trombone up a girl.

I don't generally like to fantasy book, but Dustin and Cody being back made me think how awesome it would be for Goldust to get a match for the WHC against Del Rio, win.....and then have corporate genius Damien Sandow cash in. Cody chases for the rest of the year. JR loses his pants every Monday.

No results for it listed on the History of WWE. Although I did see this for the first time: It kind of makes me happy to know that the final match ever broadcast on WCW television was Wargames 1994.

So Who Has Herd On???? I will show myself out

Sounds like you handled that with admirable restraint. Some people go through their whole lives clueless. Hopefully it skips a generation and Baby a will turn out to be as thoughtful as Baby c will undoubtedly become.

Rhodes vs Shield was everything pro wrestling should be. Fucking awesome. EDIT: Coincidentally the two retards shouting ECDUB after the Kofi dive to the outside are everything pro wrestling shouldn't be.

I miss WEC, my second favourite MMA company of all time.

Having retained its title, Vacant is turning into one of the most dominant champions of the year.

Man, you all need to stop hating.ADR/RVD was a decent hardcore match. Fun match with some decent hardcore spots. The Cesaro Swing was amazing. Divas match was decent. AJ's putting on a lot of really good matches. I thought Tamina as AJ's Diesel was good. Her choke on Brie was nasty. Rhodes Family vs. The Shield is one of the most perfect moments in wrestling history. Not kidding. I watched this at the Fox and Hound in Philly and the place was just electric for this match. Just lit up from start-to-finish. The end was great. Awesome touch to have the face locker room come out. I might make this as my MOTY right now. It was such an amazing story. Great match that ended in the best way possible. A+++.Kofi/Bray suffered from poor show placement. NOTHING was going to top that. I thought that was still a good match, though. Bray's best since the call up, easily. There were a lot of good spots in it. Bray's low cross-body was great. I loved his powerslam out of Kofi's slingshot. The Sister Abigail ending exchange was solid, too. Get Bray in a feud with someone with actual stakes and it's not in a fire match and he'll be huge. Punk/Ryback was pretty lackluster. Main event lost a lot of steam because of the power outage. I thought it picked up really well, especially when Bryan made the dive to the floor. The ending is fine -- they've been building up to that for six weeks now. If they still don't have a conclusion to what Show is doing by the next PPV, I'll complain. But now Show's going to be either a guest referee or there's going to be some three way match with him. Fun time.

The ending of Battleground could have been worse. Bryan and Orton could have become lumberjacks, for instance.

Thank God I didn't learn the word "abeyance" for nothing. When my wife got up to get some snacks during HOMELAND, I was all like "Hey, babe, don't worry I'll hold the show in abeyance until you get back." Yeah. I'm the worst.

Imagine Cesaro doing that to Bret Hart back in the day, the whole ring would have been covered in hair grease.

The important thing is that we're raising money for cancer research by spending money on custom pink gear instead of, you know, donating it to fucking cancer research.

I think Cena is part T-1000 and he can self-repair but only when ratings are down.

Some photos from WCW WorldWide -- today's theme, Michael "Purely Sexy" Hayes: "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff vs Michael "P.S." Hayes [March 14th, 1993] *Click to enlarge* The Fabulous Freebirds Promo Photo [1987] *Click to Enlarge* #3 Michael Hayes - Impel WCW Trading Cards [1991] *Click to Enlarge - Front* *Click to Enlarge - Back* Dok Hendrix WWF Promotional Photo [1995] *Click to Enlarge* and one non-Hayes photo... "The Treachery That Made Ric Flair a Killer" - The Wrestler Annual [Winter 1987] *Click to Enlarge*

Apparently Balfour called Martinez a nerd. Tremendous.

His flailing is a thing of beauty.

Did not see the PPV, but here are my 2 cents. Big Show is going to win the WWE title, and remember when people actually though they were going to do a War Games. Lol.

Are Claudio and Sara Del Rey still a couple? That would make an interesting couple to be added to the divas show.

I have been recalled and am back at work! Also my now on-again girlfriend's daughter gets married on Sunday!

JBL apologized for it a long time ago and owned up to being wrong.

DIE MATT SCHAUB DIE!

Do you even read, bro? just kidding, mostly. East of West smokes either of those and until then, those were the two I talked about most as well.

Tammy's doing a gimmick now where she charges marks to take a picture in bed with her. Her companion there is Mr. "lol ill pretend u said 18" Rob Feinstein.

Dammit - that came out of the wrong folder. Hold on... 192) AMERICAN PIE 1999 - 197 Points - 3 Votes (Highest Vote: #27 Newb82) DIRECTOR: Paul & Chris Weitz STARRING: Jason Biggs, The meat head dude, hot girls Placement On Original List: #124 (6 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (61%) WIKI

This is fucking incredible. So detailed. I could close my eyes and think it was the actual Mike. The smugness, the unintentional comedy, the cadence, the interactions with the callers.. So good.

Firebreaker Chip aka US Male?

Wow, looks like Hellwig had a rough night. Is what I would say if I didn't know who that really was.

Even back then, Louis CK has the look of "When will my time of this diseased planet ever end?"