supremebve Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ryan said: On the Spud Webb note, good grief. 5'5". He has to have well over a 40 inch vert to do that. I went to high school with a dude shorter than me who could dunk. He was a sophmore who unseated a 3-year starting senior at middle linebacker on the football team, and quit after the first game (the linebacker he replace went on to be all-district). He was like 5'5" and maybe 190 lbs. but could out lift, out run, and out jump damn near everyone on the team. We had a guard who went to the NFL, and little fucker could outlift him. The crazy thing is that he wasn't even the most unlikely athletic freak on the team, we had a defensive lineman who was like 5'8" 275 and was faster than all but 2 running backs on the team. We were really good that year (I say "we" very loosely, because I contributed next to nothing to contribute to that success) and it's the craziest collection of insane athletes I've ever been around. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 You supplied...whatever it is what you had to supply back then, uh, sticktoitiveness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, supremebve said: I went to high school with a dude shorter than me who could dunk. He was a sophmore who unseated a 3-year starting senior at middle linebacker on the football team, and quit after the first game (the linebacker he replace went on to be all-district). He was like 5'5" and maybe 190 lbs. but could out lift, out run, and out jump damn near everyone on the team. We had a guard who went to the NFL, and little fucker could outlift him. The crazy thing is that he wasn't even the most unlikely athletic freak on the team, we had a defensive lineman who was like 5'8" 275 and was faster than all but 2 running backs on the team. We were really good that year (I say "we" very loosely, because I contributed next to nothing to contribute to that success) and it's the craziest collection of insane athletes I've ever been around. A guy from my high school was like that, 5’6” - 5’7”, unassuming and kind of chubby, but his legs and core were insane. He would just run you over with his power. I always thought he would have made a great sumo wrestler. The anti-Rick Rude “It’s a lower body business brother” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 hours ago, D.Z said: Reportedly Vince has taken Interest in NXT. The change in direction booking wise for NXT is to be more sports entertainment. Because that's going so well for Raw and Smackdown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said: I don't think Taker's gonna be on NXT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Ryan said: The original or just the Canadian version? The original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 Tony, please give me tickets to the next Jags-Dolphins game. 16 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Tromatagon said: The original Cool. *Punches you in the face* Come on! *waits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, Dolfan in NYC said: Tony, please give me tickets to the next Jags-Dolphins game. And free airfare and accommodations and anything else necessary, dammit. Maybe convince Dan Marino to play one more game. For the Jaguars of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Tony, please give me tickets to the next Jags-Dolphins game. Aim higher: let us book an episode of Dynamite. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Zimbra said: Aim higher: let us book an episode of Dynamite. Don't make me quit watching Dynamite. 4 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 I am a big fan of that one thread he started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Then why hasn't Tony hired Jimmy Golden yet? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Just now, odessasteps said: Then why hasn't Tony hired Jimmy Golden yet? Jimmy as Papa Hager would be tremendous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Infinit said: Jimmy as Papa Hager would be tremendous. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 With Cody buying up as many of Dusty's old ppv and gimmicks as he could. All I want to see is a bunkhouse match and a bullrope match. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) Ok I have not been super-active on this board lately but did I miss the big reveal? Cuz I need to go search people I've got in slapfights on here with and if it's clean then I can pitch Chris Daniels as the one to take the TNT title off of Cody. Edited June 18, 2020 by Cristobal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) Yeah he was really @RIPPA this whole time but don't bother him about it okay? Edited June 18, 2020 by Tromatagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cristobal said: Ok I have not been super-active on this board lately but did I miss the big reveal? Cuz I need to go search people I've got in slapfights on here with and if it's clean then I can pitch Chris Daniels as the one to take the TNT title off of Cody. Yeah, someone dug far back and the thought is that he was "Coach Tony K" from fucking forever ago. Pre-Dutch hackers, or wherever the fuck they were from. I'm willing to bet he probably also joined in making fun of Kurtie H for mistakenly calling Kurt Angle "Jurt Angle." And also for Kurtie being a Lakers fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Also, seeing as how Mookieghana works for Tony Khan, he may as well also retain the services of DevinIntervention or hire Winnipagan for an events coordinator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On the actual wrestling front - Asuka vs Charlotte for the title has officially been announced for RAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 This will mean nothing because the WWE won't do anything different and get away with it but the Orange County's Mayor is signing an executive order requiring masks to be worn in all public spaces. Orange County is where the PC is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Great Justice Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) *reads Tony tweet* *clicks on comments* With a tear. In my eye! The whole thread cracked me up. Talk about playing the hits. Edited June 19, 2020 by For Great Justice 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 There is something I find viscerally pleasing about Chono making his catchphrase "I am Chono", as if this one statement explained everything that one needed to know. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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