Funniest wrestling name you have heard?

[BubblegumRogue]

I always thought "Devilish" Lee Handsome was a quality name, though I can't remember if the former GQ Money of XPW fame actually worked as that moniker.

[Technico Support]

15 hours ago, Salads said:

 

LOOOOL

I'm partial to The Mushroom Boys: Ponderosa and Sweden House, myself

[Pete]

Oh man- I can't believe I forgot this one. BILL DING.

[Dewar]

4 hours ago, Pete said:

Oh man- I can't believe I forgot this one. BILL DING.

Did that ever actually happen, or is it just the terrible idea they always "credit" to Disco Inferno on Keepin it 100?

[Pete]

5 minutes ago, Dewar said:

Did that ever actually happen, or is it just the terrible idea they always "credit" to Disco Inferno on Keepin it 100?

He's real.

[Zimbra]

40 minutes ago, Pete said:

He's real.

And he was in a tag team named "Double Wide"

 

[Tromatagon]

Darkly funny in a THAT'S FUCKED UP sense - theres a rudo in Mexico named SIDA.

 

So basically, his name is AIDS.  He wears a bodysuit that's half skeleton and half just red.  

 

http://luchawiki.com/index.php?title=Sida

 

Speaking of which, my other favorite Lucha one is from when Televisa Deportes had AAA make a wrestler decked out in a Televisa Deportes sponsorship.  His name was TD.

The announcers always announced him as "EL ES...TD!"

I'm pretty sure they were calling him El STD on purpose

[Pete]

13 hours ago, Tromatagon said:

Darkly funny in a THAT'S FUCKED UP sense - theres a rudo in Mexico named SIDA.

 

So basically, his name is AIDS.  He wears a bodysuit that's half skeleton and half just red.  

 

http://luchawiki.com/index.php?title=Sida

I remember he was actually in the awesome Lucha Loco book from a few years ago. 

[DouglasC]

I'm so glad this guy wasn't around for the Attitude Era.

[Craig H]

Not "real" wrestling names, but the wonderful Chuck Taylor added to his list of names and gimmicks on the most recent AoW. Off the top of my head, the ones that made me laugh the most were:

Pat Minotaur

Todd N. Turbo (TNT), but he comes out to Thunderstruck by AC/DC because he likes that song better

"Against the Wind" Dan Bath and "Hollywood Nights" Bob Arlington

Scott Bakula

"Looks Good from Here" Brian Binoculars

[Pete]

48 minutes ago, DouglasC said:

I'm so glad this guy wasn't around for the Attitude Era.

Somehow your sig makes this 100 times better. Ox looks so tickled by it

[Tromatagon]

9 hours ago, DouglasC said:

I'm so glad this guy wasn't around for the Attitude Era.

But not as glad as Shamrock

[Joel Martin]

Rockhard Rick made me giggle during my youth.

[cwoy2j]

On 12/5/2017 at 1:06 PM, Zimbra said:

The dude was so indie it hurt: a doughy white guy with a shiny sleeveless shirt/pants combo and a very Nova-ish move set.  I love him.

I also miss all the late-90s early 2000s whose gimmick and name was entirely based on vaguely resembling a WCW/WWF star: i.e. Dave Mysterio, Dave Jericho, Big Slam Vader.  

Supreme Lee Great was awesome in EWR. For some reason I got him up to 100 overness really quickly and all of his segments were always highly rated.

[bobholly138]

Honky Kong,big chubby white guy dressed up like Kamala and Donkey Kong had a kid. Haven't heard him mentioned in years so assuming he has retired or changed gimmicks. Was weird seeing him live and the crowd was chanting HONKY HONKY.

[Matt788]

In a first blood match with SIDA there ae no winners.

[Go2Sleep]

Fat Fuck Barrel Boy for sure.

I always got a laugh out of Hugh G. Rection too, just because of Demott's promo where he said he was going to start going by his real name.

[Throat]

I love the name Macho Sasquatcho. I saw it pop up somewhere on a wrestling site in the late 90s and it stuck with me. Never looked him up till now. I did not expect a ratty Chewbacca Halloween costume, but it makes it even better than what I imagined.

 

[NikoBaltimore]

I all of a sudden want to look up Macho Sasquatcho matches.  I'm sure they're terrible but I'm so damn intrigued.

[NikoBaltimore]

11 minutes ago, L_W_P said:

Never heard it but joked with my wife about an Italian playboy named Pete Zaa. He would be accompanied to the ring by his side dishes; Mary Nara, Faye Tuchini, Kay Pelini & Lynn Guini.

He would work for a smaller Mafia family headed up by Ma Caroni. 

If I was a wrestler I'd come out of retirement to make this happen.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

5 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said:

If I was a wrestler I'd come out of retirement to make this happen.

You could be the head of the Diner Mafia, Pa Stitsio.

My ring name, Gyro Giannakakis

[Curt McGirt]

7 hours ago, Throat said:

I love the name Macho Sasquatcho. I saw it pop up somewhere on a wrestling site in the late 90s and it stuck with me. Never looked him up till now. I did not expect a ratty Chewbacca Halloween costume, but it makes it even better than what I imagined.

 

Is he wearing a shag carpet somebody tore out of their basement?

[Lamp, broken circa 1988]

This is more just an absurd one than the jokey gimmicks, but back in the days where hella kids in Japan were ALL CAPS something, I always found Daio QUALLT to be fukin funny, just because what the hell is a quallt and why do you have to be one so hard

[odessasteps]

21 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

Is he wearing a shag carpet somebody tore out of their basement?

Shag carpet monster, you say?

 

[Nice Guy Eddie]

27 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

Is he wearing a shag carpet somebody tore out of their basement?

I hope so.