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What is the funniest wrestling name you have ever heard? The funniest I have heard is the angry Amish chicken pluckers from back during the ECW days. Bullet Bob Armstrong used to wrestle as the Georgia jaw jacker from time to time which was comical.

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FUCK. I tried to say that is fucking hilarious Odessa. I tried posting your answer and my response but fuck it up. I'm new at this if somebody can tell me how to delete a post or post someone's comment it would be appreciated. thanks.

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8 hours ago, RandomAct said:

When Chuck Taylor was "Rich Mahogany".

Taylor was on Colt's podcast recently and revealed a long list of names and gimmicks he came up with.  He's a funny dude.

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Pudd Nelson
Cuba Gooding III
Boomer Scarborough
"No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai
The Cucumber
Buster Norberg
"Powercat" Jeff Winslow
"The Human Thermometer" Pat Joplin
Frank "grabass" Hernandez
"New in town" Luke Wilcox
Danny "Doubledip" Dawkins
Adrian Dill Picklesbly
"The Midnight Oil" Barney Stamp
"The Job" Tiff Sanford
"Bareback" Benny Figg
"Cool Dad" Don Crenshaw
"Space Homey" Mike Smith
"Pro Bowler" Benjy "Ball Return" Roberts
"Crooked Dick" Johnny Hogg
Dick "The Hammer" Dick
"All Sack" Drew Gulak
"Handjob" Dave Handerson
"6 Dicks Deep" David O'Neil
"Solar System Specialist" Steve Baker
"Long Haul" Lenny Broadway
Jeff "The Tit" Baker
Lemuel "Little Baby Dong" Denver
Mick "The Kraken" McKracken
"Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany

Scoot Tatum

Rick Beanbag

Bugg Nevans

Touch Phillips

"The Office" Stewie Scrivens

Benny Figg

"This Is" Howie Dewitt

"Top Shelf" Slim Perkins

Karate Durling

He was also kicking around a gimmick of a whitemeat southern babyface who was also a huge anti semite.  Like he'd be a superhero babyface except for that one little thing.  Taylor's impression of him was, in a hyperactive, fired-up Ricky Morton type delivery, "I wanna say thank ya to all my fans, I love y'all and fight for y'all...well, except for the Jews..thank y'all!"  Slaps hands with all the fans on the way to the ring, conspicuously passing up the fan wearing a yarmulke.

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Peter The Bad Romance is a personal favorite. And I'll always remember T Rantula just for him doing job duty on (I think) WWF Shotgun when my dad called me on the phone laughing hysterically. "IS THIS GUY'S NAME TEE RANTULA?!?!"

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13 hours ago, odessasteps said:

Ku Klux Klown managed by Harley Racist 

Same promotion featured El Homo Loco, a Hispanic gentleman who wore a tutu to the ring.

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My favorite tag-team name ever is The Amazing Technicolor Dreamboats.

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"Beef Stew" Lou Marconi 

The Real Thing

The Tulip

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14 hours ago, Ace said:

Team PAWG.

would've been funny if the members of Team PAWG weren't actual PAWGs but you know, LuFisto and Jordynne mother fucking Grace

25 minutes ago, MADCAP said:

"Beef Stew" Lou Marconi.

I could never watch Biff Wellington / Beef Wellington matches and keep a straight face.

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14 hours ago, Ace said:

Team PAWG.

 

16 minutes ago, J.T. said:

It would've been funny if the members of Team PAWG weren't actual PAWGs but you know, LuFisto and Jordynne mother fucking Grace.

I don't know what a PAWG is, but I'm all in for anything that Jordynne Grace does. I dig her work quite a bit. And she's hella young, right? I keep hoping to see her booked near me, but I don't think she has ever done California dates.

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PAWG = Phat Ass White Girl.

There is your Urban Dictionary Definition Of The Day.

As they say, LuFisto and Jordynne could work their butts off in a match and still have some left for later.

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Just now, Zimbra said:

I will always have a soft spot for Supreme Lee Great.

That is an awesome name for either a wrestler or the lead singer in a punk band.

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6 minutes ago, grilledcheese said:

 

I don't know what a PAWG is, but I'm all in for anything that Jordynne Grace does. I dig her work quite a bit. And she's hella young, right? I keep hoping to see her booked near me, but I don't think she has ever done California dates.

She just did AWS this past weekend.

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6 minutes ago, J.T. said:

That is an awesome name for either a wrestler or the lead singer in a punk band.

The dude was so indie it hurt: a doughy white guy with a shiny sleeveless shirt/pants combo and a very Nova-ish move set.  I love him.

I also miss all the late-90s early 2000s whose gimmick and name was entirely based on vaguely resembling a WCW/WWF star: i.e. Dave Mysterio, Dave Jericho, Big Slam Vader.  

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5 minutes ago, Zimbra said:

I also miss all the late-90s early 2000s whose gimmick and name was entirely based on vaguely resembling a WCW/WWF star: i.e. Dave Mysterio, Dave Jericho, Big Slam Vader.  

There was a guy that worked a Ricky Morton's cousin gimmick in the Carolina Indies that did it so well that people actually believed it was true.

God, that dude sold hope spots so well that it would make you weep.

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Man someone needs to run with Taylor's '"No gimmicks needed" Steve the Samurai' idea that is a quality indy wrestling name/gimmick

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The Overweight Lover 

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