cwoy2j Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Funny story from Marty Jannetty's facebook page: Quote Marty Jannetty 13 hrs · WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS...... Recently while on the road for some shows, me and one of the boyz(who shall remain nameless in case he's married) had a day to kill and were bored..so we went to the grocery store and found the cutest girl there shopping..every time she wasnt looking we'd toss a pack of Bologna in her cart(yall who have followed me for a while know why it was bologna)..then at the checkout isle we watched as she would be putting items on the conveyor belt..the first pack she found she just did a double take and told the cashier that she didnt mean to get that..a couple items later when she pulled out the 2nd pack she kinda froze staring at it and said I didnt get that one..the cashier was starting to look at her funny..a few items later when she pulled out a third one she says, "wtf is going on I swear I didnt get all these"..me and brotherman couldnt help it we busted out laughing and she turned and looked at us and smiled and said "you azzholes" she kinda started giggling..the crazziest part of this is, we exchanged phone numbers for later that night..life on the road is tough yall..ya hurrrrd me??? lol PS- those of you who've been following me for a while KNOW why it was packs of bologna and not condoms like a couple of yall just suggested..plus, I doubt we'd have got her number if we were tossing condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph2112 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 49 minutes ago, cwoy2j said: Funny story from Marty Jannetty's facebook page: With all the dopey crap on TV, the fact that this dude's life is not a reality TV series is completely mind boggling. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Oh, gee, I wonder ever so why it was bologna ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Meltzer all "didn't Vince learn the lesson of Shibata?" Motherfucker please, like Vince knows who that is. Dude thinks "Shibata" is the bread the chef uses when he's feeling extra fancy. 7 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 "Shibata? I had one of those once. It kept crapping all over the carpet. We had to chain it up outside. The damn thing ran away. Shane cried for days. What a pussy." 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 17 hours ago, MORELOCK said: Hilarious that Vince Vaughn is third billed on that list. ETA: I also laughed at The Internship thing, as I hadn't even heard of that film until I read the post. If Vince Vaughn isn't playing a white Alberto Del Rio then the whole movie is a waste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Ryan said: Trump isn't alert enough to be on cocaine. Coffee and Red Bull. Vince just smoke crack every 5 minutes off camera. "Whoo! I feel strong enough to pull a matress into an abandoned building!" I will *always* upvote a reference to one of my favorite American Dad episodes. "Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia or the sensation that you're on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends' faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use crack may also experience 5-7 years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer. You may need more crack." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Technico Support said: Meltzer all "didn't Vince learn the lesson of Shibata?" Motherfucker please, like Vince knows who that is. Dude thinks "Shibata" is the bread the chef uses when he's feeling extra fancy. "Shibata? I barely know her!" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 5 hours ago, cwoy2j said: Funny story from Marty Jannetty's facebook page: Did Jannetty have to wait for another DNA test before fucking this girl? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Is Marty actually aware other people read what he writes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Doubtful, since he doesn't even seem to be aware of what he writes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Randy Orton - Mario Kart Hustler might be the only version of Orton I have ever liked 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 This certainly has to be the only version of Orton @J.T. likes, and I'm sure we know the three words he tends to use regarding Randy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Marty forgot the first rule of Bologna Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 45 minutes ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: Marty forgot the first rule of Bologna Club. Is that what they're calling Adam Cole's new stable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 57 minutes ago, Sammo~! said: Is that what they're calling Adam Cole's new stable? No, but who are we to question WWE's Naming Things department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said: No, but who are we to question WWE's Naming Things department? It's the same people who came up with the WWE Rulebook Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Dolfan in NYC said: It's the same people who came up with the WWE Rulebook Hide contents He used to head the department, but cost-cutting measures got Jack replaced by Evan Williams. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Lower cost, higher percentage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 16 hours ago, cwoy2j said: Funny story from Marty Jannetty's facebook page: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 I love that Creed uses commas instead of apostrophes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucky Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Was his title actually Quality Assurance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 That Jannetty tale sounds like the worst Impractical Jokers skit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 9/16/2017 at 9:56 AM, bucky said: Was his title actually Quality Assurance? Remember the watermark debacle? That happened on Creed's watch. If only that one factory manager hadn't been out on sick leave .... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 9/15/2017 at 11:36 AM, nate said: "Shibata? I barely know her!" Lol, I just now got this. Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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