Jiji Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 Maaaaan, I love Jurassic Park and thoroughly enjoyed the last one, but that doesn't look very good in almost any way. 2
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 One of the comments on the YouTube page got it extremely right: "Unless something very interesting happens after the volcano, you've just shown the entire movie."
Craig H Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 I was just about to say, well, there's the whole movie. Although I'm sure that just like Jurassic Park 2, there will be stuff on the mainland somehow, but with MORE dinosaurs, or something. And man, this looks like dogshit. At least the trailer does. As usual, I want the movie to be good. When I see shit like Pratt being reminded of Blue and then a flashback to him training the raptor, I immediately check out.
Jiji Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 I thought the rumour coming out of World was dinosaurs being weaponized like they hinted at in that movie. I guess this could be the bridge to that and act as the explanation in how they get them off the island but, yeah, this is fucking dumb and it makes me sad.
J.T. Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 Once you've escaped from an island full of fucking dinosaurs, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK~?
Craig H Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, J.T. said: Once you've escaped from an island full of fucking dinosaurs, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK~? ALSO, if you need to rescue these dinosaurs (and I don't know why the fuck the US government wants to rescue them except for the USE DEM AS WEPONZ angle) then why the FUCK are sending back a bunch of jabronis instead of, I don't know, the US military?!
EVA Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 1 hour ago, J.T. said: Once you've escaped from an island full of fucking dinosaurs, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK~? 2
Spritenaut 32 Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 It's appropriate that the trailer features an active volcano because my initial reaction to the trailer is "Do not want. Kill it with fire!". Oh, wait, they put a volcano in the movie. Mission accomplished.
odessasteps Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Craig H said: ALSO, if you need to rescue these dinosaurs (and I don't know why the fuck the US government wants to rescue them except for the USE DEM AS WEPONZ angle) then why the FUCK are sending back a bunch of jabronis instead of, I don't know, the US military?! Please do not give DARPA any ideas.
Jiji Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 Don't worry, DARPA's got genetic extinction technology!
Leonidas Posted December 9, 2017 Posted December 9, 2017 Why did they build a multi billion dollar dinosaur resort on an island with an active volcano? 1
Brian Fowler Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 2 hours ago, King Leonidas Of Sparta said: Why did they build a multi billion dollar dinosaur resort on an island with an active volcano? So it would look really cool in a movie. Or something
odessasteps Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 3 hours ago, King Leonidas Of Sparta said: Why did they build a multi billion dollar dinosaur resort on an island with an active volcano? Bought it cheap from a super villain estate sale? 3
Roman Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I hated Jurassic World and this looks a million times worse. My poor, poor beloved Jurassic Park. 2
Victator Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 On 12/8/2017 at 8:54 AM, J.T. said: Once you've escaped from an island full of fucking dinosaurs, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO BACK~? Because its an island full of dinosaurs!!!
Tabe Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 Aw come on, right up until the hamster ball went over the cliff, that trailer was on track for an Oscar. BWAHAHAHA. I really want to like it, may even go see it, but that trailer doesn't leave me much hope.
Casey Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I think ya'll are asking for a little too much from a movie about lab born dinosaurs that reside in a theme park on a secluded island. This isn't being presented like The King's Speech or some shit - it's a big, dumb summer action movie.
EVA Posted December 10, 2017 Posted December 10, 2017 I think most people have a limit on how much dumb they can accept from their dumb summer action movie. 1
RIPPA Posted December 10, 2017 Author Posted December 10, 2017 Speaking of big dumb summer movies A fuller trailer for Ready Player One I see they made a deal with Blizzard since I definitely saw Tracer in there. (She was running with Chun Li)
dogwelder Posted December 11, 2017 Posted December 11, 2017 Oof. Just watched the trailer...and I'm already annoyed that they included the original Gundam in it and has it do stuff that it can't do at all. The original Gundam can't fly in an atmosphere; they had to build add-ons or have it ride on basically souped up space jets (depending on if it's TV or movie version). 1
piranesi Posted December 11, 2017 Posted December 11, 2017 All the fanservice references don't bother me as much as it bothers me that this seems to be, beat by beat, scene by scene a lazy pasting together of scenes from every dystopian sci-fi and YA franchise of the last 15 years. If you told me it was written by Marlon Wayans and was called "Divergent Mortal Blade Maze Runners get Hungry at the Ender's Giver's games in ELysium" Id be like "yeah, l see that." 4
Pete Posted December 11, 2017 Posted December 11, 2017 So they seem to have removed Spoiler Oklahoma City from the plot as well, not that it really plays into anything. More interesting that Spoiler Art3mis plays a much bigger part.
J.T. Posted December 11, 2017 Posted December 11, 2017 19 hours ago, RIPPA said: Speaking of big dumb summer movies A fuller trailer for Ready Player One I see they made a deal with Blizzard since I definitely saw Tracer in there. (She was running with Chun Li) Looks like they also made a deal with Toho since he's riding Kaneda's custom motorcycle from AKIRA in once scene.
RIPPA Posted December 11, 2017 Author Posted December 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, J.T. said: Looks like they also made a deal with Toho since he's riding Kaneda's custom motorcycle from AKIRA in once scene. Yeah - that was in the first trailer I need to re-read the book but I don't think that was in the book but again License issues are completely going to change that In addition to... well making the plot totally Hollywood
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