Goodear Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 It was a dog so I appear to be rage free. I do however seem to growing hair in weird places and there is a pentagram in my palm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Eat one of his hairs and you'll be fine. Or is that just booze? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 You need to enroll in a local college course in "The Occult" stat. Sit in the back and drift off as the lecturer talks about "primitive desires manifesting in folk tales." Then visit a bookstore and read up on lycanthropy. Most will have a huge selection. You'll want the biggest dustiest book bound in leather, none of the Penguin edition paperback crap. Ask the bookstore owner questions about it. He'll probably have a silver bullet hanging around his neck. Don't ask why, but he'll feel compelled to give it to you. You'll need this later...or at least someone close to you will. Speaking of that...Is there anyone in your life that you want to protect and can't stand the thought of hurting? You need to start hanging out more with them at night. Everything will be fine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Fuck you, Charter. But thank you, Google DNS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodear Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 So I woke up tonight in the woods and my clothes were all gone. Those darn frat boys have sure have lowered their roofie standards. I asked Barney to watch my drink too. Where is Barn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 We've got some security cam footage of Goodear from last night: Also, why don't nurses wear capes anymore? It's really spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Fuck you, Charter. But thank you, Google DNS. Yeah... Yeah... Thanks assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I'm backstage right now at The Producers and earlier I couldn't find the pants to one of my outfits cause the kids who do West Side Story during the day always tear the dressing room apart and shit goes missing. Then one of the cast who was late and got yelled at totally missed his cue to go onstage cause he was backstage being all pissy about it, and we had to improvise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Damn those Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Execproducer Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I'm backstage right now at The Producers and earlier I couldn't find the pants to one of my outfits cause the kids who do West Side Story during the day always tear the dressing room apart and shit goes missing. Then one of the cast who was late and got yelled at totally missed his cue to go onstage cause he was backstage being all pissy about it, and we had to improvise. Thers NOOOOOO business like SHOOOOOW buisness like NOOOOO business I KNOOOOOOOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I actually realized just now that I brought those pants home to wash and forgot about it. Hahaha. Thank Christ I didn't yell at anyone about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Fuck you Virginia Department of Transportation for making me this morning try to figure out my lane thanks to this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Haha I can confirm that VDOT sucks. But that's kinda funny as long as no one gets hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Heh. I've come to the personal conclusion that St. Louis-area highways will never be not under construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Fuck you Virginia Department of Transportation for making me this morning try to figure out my lane thanks to this. TXDOT has been doing that with one of the two major north/south highways through Austin for months now. Guessing which set of lines to follow, and which set the people around you will use is a joy. Heh. I've come to the personal conclusion that St. Louis-area highways will never be not under construction. There are stretches of I-35 around here that have been under constant construction since I started high school. I graduated 25 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Was that highway painted by a 5 year old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Hattrick Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Was that highway painted by a 5 year old? i would say it was Boots, but more likely it was Map after a drinking binge, just to fuck with Tico. Map can be a dick when hes two sheets in the wind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Fudge you, job! Received my 2nd bounced paycheck from them on the Friday I left for Vegas nonetheless. Luckily I had enough money for the trip but had to scale back the gambling and eating I was planning to do. Well, at least I'll have more then enough ammunition to work with if I decide to leave and provide no notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/national-international/New-Jersey-Girl-Shooting-Range-Arizona-Uzi-Death-272840471.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_MIBrand I wouldn't trust a 9 year old to hold an expensive plate, nevermind letting them fire a 9mm Uzi submachine gun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 My girlfriend had surgery yesterday. Which is fine: it was a minor procedure and everything went smoothly. But it meant that we had to deal with her worthless shitsnack of a mother all day. Which, since my girlfriend was high as a kite on percocets, meant that I had to deal with this obnoxious rectal wart all day. I have never met such an unpleasant, self-absorbed woman in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I got cut off my Directv bundle for a late bill, fine, and then paid it. I so FUCKING love the fact that they say it could take 24-48 hours to restore service, but of course they take the money right away. It usually is closer to 2-4 hours the person on the phone said, but still. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Was in hospital for a week due to a new heart problem. I get out, and follow up with a cardiologist who wants we to wear a thing called a "life vest" that is basically a travel defibrillator. I, his assistant, and my sister that works for him wonder why if I'm in such bad shape he doesn't admit me to the hospital directly across the street from his office. About a half hour later I nearly pass out picking up the prescription he filled out for me and am just now getting ready to go home after 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 The place where I work moved to a new building last week. I used to have an office, now I'm back in a cubicle. Boooooooooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 One of my best friends was good friends with James Foley and Steven Sotloff. She's understandably inconsolable and I have no idea what to do for her. Fuck everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 One of my best friends was good friends with James Foley and Steven Sotloff. She's understandably inconsolable and I have no idea what to do for her. Fuck everything. Jesus, that's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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