Buy Me a Burrito Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Who gives less of a shit at this point: Joe or RVD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes And you wonder why no one ever buys you a god damn burrito. 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 This sounds downright horrid. Just the most eclectic mix of random guys and ugly looking matches. --Results from the Wrestling with Disaster show at the Arena in Philadelphia on Saturday: Tyler Fullington (Sandman's son) b Shaheem Ali When is Danny Doring gonna get his shot in the big leagues?!? Guys like Heyman say his Dad is the worst wrestler ever but Sandman says he has a mind for the business. He'll the guy he Jake Roberts level psychology just watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Probably Joe. RVD seems more broken down than anything else. Joe's fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 WWE should give Tyler a developmental deal. They have footage of him heeling it up when he was 8 years old, that has to be worth something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Don't worry guys BMAB doesn't like soccer so his opinions are junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. I'll do you worse. HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUFCWCk7ak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. I'll do you worse. HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUFCWCk7ak I was at an Indy show once where 3 different guys used this as entrance music. And none of them were good. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. I'll do you worse. HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUFCWCk7ak I was at an Indy show once where 3 different guys used this as entrance music. And none of them were good. I was at an Indy show once where every face came out to 'Rock 'n Roll All Nite' by Kiss. Then they closed the show with a Battle Royale, and played 'Rock n Roll All Nite' on a loop for the entire show. I'm guessing whoever was in charge of music forgot to bring the CD(s) and ran around backstage seeing who had any music on them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. Blah blah blah "did you know Hulk Hogan did cocaine?" blah blah blah "Fergal Devitt Does Cosplay...Whatever Nerd!" blah blah blah "Jimmy Valiant's Glass Bottom Boat" blah blah blah "Photographer: 'Robert, look at the camera'" blah blah blah "Robert Gibson: I am looking at the camera" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I do have to admit, the most recent wave of DVDVR memes has me longing for the more innocent days when the biggest meme on the entire board was Hacksaw Duggan's Dildo Blender. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I do have to admit, the most recent wave of DVDVR memes has me longing for the more innocent days when the biggest meme on the entire board was Hacksaw Duggan's Dildo Blender. Maybe that will be the "shocking moment" on the Legends House season finale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I thought FSW and Antacular would have cleared the board of us "comedians" by now. Somebody dropped the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. I'll do you worse. HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUFCWCk7ak I wish this had been set to "Shots" by Lil Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 <p> This board needs less of the following: Titty master jokes Wig Split jokes Air Bill jokes Jarrett's Database jokes Someone won't find themselves in the database due to getting their wig split for not paying their air bill. Um, titty master. The appropriate response is a Youtube video featuring Davey Richards moves set to a song by Pitbull. I'll do you worse. HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOUFCWCk7ak I wish this had been set to "Shots" by Lil Jon. Will this also do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 WWE should just promote JBL to CFO. He wrote a book on how to make money, right? Unfortunately, steps one & two were: 1. Get famous. 2. Write book. WWE should just start releasing a series of books written in kayfabe by talent. Who wouldn't want a book of bad news written by Wade Barrett? I'd read a book by 3MB talking about going to their gigs and how Drew's crazy wife keeps following them around to keep the groupies away, how Jinder pulls the most groupies b/c of his sense of humor and how Heath Slater gets free Wendys whenever they go to a really rural town b/c they all think he's related to Wendy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorman Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 TNA just announced a Hardys reunion for the upcoming NYC Impact tapings. Sounds like they're just bringing Matt back for these tapings but wouldn't mind him being a regular again, I miss his great 06-11 WWE run. Does Matt Hardy have an alternate identity like Willow that he can use? Has TNA improved to the point that your first thought wasn't how long it would take before they had Matt turn on Jeff? He's got two: High Voltage and Surge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I'd read a book by 3MB talking about going to their gigs and how Drew's crazy wife keeps following them around to keep the groupies away, how Jinder pulls the most groupies b/c of his sense of humor and how Heath Slater gets free Wendys whenever they go to a really rural town b/c they all think he's related to Wendy. Under the category of ridiculous things I secretly believe, if they gave 3mb comical rock and roll subplots right out of Almost Famous the group would have gotten over huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I whole heartedly believe the reseason Samoa Joe was never been hired by WWE by now is because of TNA. At this point if he quit TNA tomorrow WWE wouldnt think once about picking him up. I he'd stayed on the Indies or in Japan he wouldve had a run by now. Anytime after '08 in TNA just ruined his resume'. Joe is a loyal person but I would hate going to work for TNA everyday at this point if I was Joe. Outside of now giving Monty Brown the ball killing Joes credibility is so Stupid I'm guessing the reason is/was that TNA was paying Joe (and Styles) pretty well and WWE had no interest in matching those numbers for guys who are largely unknown to their audience. Today, I'm guessing WWE would offer Joe the developmental deal they offered Styles so they could kick the tires. He'd probably turn it down viewing it as an insult and face off against phunkasaurus clay the following weekend at a jersey Indy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I was at an Indy show once where 3 different guys used this as entrance music. And none of them were good. .........you'll have to narrow it down for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaptain Kayfabe Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 So TNA is going to run with this angle that Tommy Dreamer started last weekend at the HOH show where Bully Ray was "pulled by TNA" from appearing. And supposedly Dixie Carter likes the idea of the crowd chanting "fuck TNA" as they prepare to hit the New York market. I don't even know where to begin with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Pretending that you meant for your audience to chant "Fuck TNA" going into the NYC market is a lot more savvy than I would expect of Dixie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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