Raziel Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Fuck You to me twice. First for not paying attention and slipping on the ice and landing flat on my back. Second for not catching on when a coworker told me we were going to start delivering water beds with the water already in them. It was too early and the coffee hadn't kicked in yet. Zues' beard, who the fuck thought that delivering already filled waterbeds is a good idea, and what damn company is insuring your workplace so I can sell them a bridge in Brooklyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Fuck You to me twice. First for not paying attention and slipping on the ice and landing flat on my back. Second for not catching on when a coworker told me we were going to start delivering water beds with the water already in them. It was too early and the coffee hadn't kicked in yet. Zues' beard, who the fuck thought that delivering already filled waterbeds is a good idea, and what damn company is insuring your workplace so I can sell them a bridge in Brooklyn? uhhh... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Fuck me for posting when I'm tired and not being successful in putting the boy to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Stupid fucking cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Well, my fiance found out last week that the hospital is cutting funding to her job. That obviously is the best Christmas news one can receive. She worked for a third party company called Scribe America that essentially assisted the ER doctors with charting. She's scrambling to find a job, and I am looking at where I can cut costs if she can't find something. I am not confident that my salary alone can cover all of our expenses. Like, I can keep bills paid and cut off the unnecessary ones, but that does not leave much room for groceries. Unemployment could prove to be minimal help for a few months, but I am hoping it doesn't come to that because I know it'll be infinitely harder for her to find work at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 FUCK YOU School District of Philadelphia for forcing my alma mater to close down it's nationally-renowned space simulation program. Stuff like this is why I have been adamant that either my family will move out of Philadelphia by the time my daughter is ready for school or she will be enrolled in a private school. When a staunch atheist like me sees enrolling his child in a Catholic school as the BETTER option, you know things are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Fuck you to the people in Southeast DC who shot a guy in a santa suit doing a toys for tots run in the back with a pellet gun. Megyn Kelley could not be reached for comment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 I would figure she did the shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 FU to my annual stomach bug, which for some reason always seems to happen around (or in the case of 2007 on) Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 File this one under "Your Tax Dollars at Work" This morning I go to pick up my trash bin after the trucks came by and discovered that my bin was missing while all the others were sitting on the curb as usual. I call the city's waste management office and the guy tells me that he doesn't know what's going on, but he's going to send someone over ASAP. Then a worker from the city comes by with one of our neighbor's bins claiming that the reason they had two bins was because one of them had been registered to us since they moved in, and he's simply here to give us back our real bin. It doesn't make any sense, nor does it excuse their unprofessional behavior, but I was willing to assume it was all a big misunderstanding.So I go to the neighbor's house to explain everything and she tells me that the extra bin was given to her by a relative and she wants it back because it never belonged to her in the first place. She calls the city telling them that the bin they gave us isn't ours, it's being paid for by a relative of hers, and she can't make do with one bin because they have such a large family. Now I have to wait around here for the supervisor to come by and sort this entire mess out. My day is fucked because these guys can't bother to ring a doorbell or make a courtesy call. Incredible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I have learned you cannot live in the past, or the future or the present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 ...and so Victator finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Fuck you to my own mind, for focusing on the suicides of my parents and for consequently making me sufficiently moody to snap at both my wonderful girlfriend and my dogs. Ludicrous posts in the Chit Chat thread, don't let me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 ...and so Victator finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. The rage machine only knows how to rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I would figure she did the shooting. If he was not white, then absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 The girlfriend dropped the we ought to live together bomb. Problem is we live about 45 miles from each other so one of both of us would have to move. I have enough issues with commitment since my divorce many years. Fuck my crazy commitment-phobe self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Fuck life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Fuck tinnitus. Too loud to even sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Fuck having my Mum in hospital with pneumonia. She's not well. I know I'm friends with some of you on FB but please don't write on my wall about it as those who need to know are aware. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 31, 2013 Author Share Posted December 31, 2013 As always our thoughts are with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 As always our thoughts are with you. Thank you. Each admittance is bad, this is one I always feared as my Mum has really bad Asthma, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Stay strong Paul. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Sorry to hear that, brother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I would like to make the first fuck you of 2014 to Nick Cannon. After watching Mariah Carey on the NBC New Years Eve special, someone needs to tell him that it won't hurt to tell her to drop about 25 pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I would like to make the first fuck you of 2014 to Nick Cannon. After watching Mariah Carey on the NBC New Years Eve special, someone needs to tell him that it won't hurt to tell her to drop about 25 pounds Come on, man. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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