Tabe Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 FUCK YOU to family members complaining about Christmas gifts. My mother has decided she's not telling anyone what she wants for Christmas, becasue we didn't ask her SOON ENOUGH what she wanted. So the head of the family is acting like my five year old nephew. Wonderful. Next year I am proposing a new rule, gifts for the kids only. At least they are semi-cute when they complain about their gifts. Grown adults acting like spoiled children about their gifts is some bullshit, and I am sick of dealing with it. I don't even know where to go with this. WTF. Give your mom a gas card. Might not be what she wants but at least it's useful and you also get to be a bit spiteful. We only give gifts to our parents and our nieces/nephews (the ones under 18) now. The nieces and nephews all have a $25 spending limit to minimize that damage. For awhile, it seemed like we were adding 2 or 3 nephews to our clan every year and that was getting expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 My brothers have both already gone down the gift card route for her, I think she might explode if I show up with a gift card too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 EFF EWE to the fortune cookie I just ate that came with no fortune. My day is ruined. I really needed that generic advice and lotto numbers I can't use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 FUCK YOU to family members complaining about Christmas gifts. My mother has decided she's not telling anyone what she wants for Christmas, becasue we didn't ask her SOON ENOUGH what she wanted. So the head of the family is acting like my five year old nephew. Wonderful. Next year I am proposing a new rule, gifts for the kids only. At least they are semi-cute when they complain about their gifts. Grown adults acting like spoiled children about their gifts is some bullshit, and I am sick of dealing with it. And this is why, despite my wife's protests, I am trying to make ours a strictly-Festivus household. Oh, I guess my daughter can have Hannukah too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I hate the cold. The flooding in central pa two years ago messed up our roof and destroyed our chimney. Since we could afford to fix only one (because insurance covered fuck all), we're largely without heat for the second winter in a row. Space heater does not do the job when it's 20 degrees outside. It's routinely in the low 40s in my room. Not sleeping well and just miserable whenever I'm he because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I buy the kids presents and my best friend a gift. My sisters don't mind since they want the kids to get presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fuck you to the Mayor & deputy mayor of my city. Apparently they can't take a little complaining about how terrible Champaign is about clearing the roads after a snow fall, so they've started to stonewall my newsroom on stories in retaliation. Unbelievable! Shit. I'm out of "Ayn Rand laughs at you" pictures. Would Ludwig Von Mises be too obscure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Perhaps High Priest Von Hayek? (Who never worked in the private sector) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Anton Levy might work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Any fraud will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Any fraud will do. Don't be a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 LaVey has contradicted himself enough over the years that calling him a shyster at this point doesn't constitute being a "dildo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Still being a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Levy once said his entire philosophy was Ayn Rand dressed up with ritual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Guys, I'm not gonna fight with you about this again. I've done that enough on this board. I just wanna make fun of Zeidler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'm not sure what elected officials acting like selfish idiots has to do with kindergarten level economic and sociological writings? Unless, are you saying they're acting like Rand characters? I think you may be onto something! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 If by "dildo" you mean I'm specifically designed for female penetration and pleasure, then yes, yes I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I'm not sure what elected officials acting like selfish idiots has to do with kindergarten level economic and sociological writings? Unless, are you saying they're acting like Rand characters? I think you may be onto something! Do they have a schoolgirl crush on a guy who kidnapped and murdered a little girl and mailed pieces of her to her parents? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 The deputy mayor pushes around an engine-less lawnmower in parades and has a Victorian mustache, so it's close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fuck you to the City of Winnipeg for not cleaning the fucking sidewalks in my neighbourhood. Tore up a nice pair of pants this morning slipping and falling on that shit. Raise our taxes and still cut back on street and sidewalk cleaning in the winter? Fuck you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fuck you to the City of Winnipeg for not cleaning the fucking sidewalks in my neighbourhood. Tore up a nice pair of pants this morning slipping and falling on that shit. Raise our taxes and still cut back on street and sidewalk cleaning in the winter? Fuck you. The city cleans your sidewalks for you? Here in the States, it's up to the homeowner or business owner to take care of it. City does the streets, residents do the sidewalks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Fuck you to the City of Winnipeg for not cleaning the fucking sidewalks in my neighbourhood. Tore up a nice pair of pants this morning slipping and falling on that shit. Raise our taxes and still cut back on street and sidewalk cleaning in the winter? Fuck you. The city cleans your sidewalks for you? Here in the States, it's up to the homeowner or business owner to take care of it. City does the streets, residents do the sidewalks. They are supposed to clean the sidewalks. Doesn't ususally happen, although for some reason the bike paths are always majestic in the winter. I will give them some credit, I wrote a tweet about it, and they contacted me within an hour asking where the sidewalks had not been cleared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Canda is a goddamn paradise! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Pfffffttttt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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