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Going to re-tell my Sabu story that I posted on here back in November 2021.

40 years ago today, my parents got me out of school a few hours early so we could go to the premier of Return of the Jedi. I was the coolest kid in the 3rd grade for a week.

The restaurant was messaged and it’s not a promotion they’re running. Someone literally just printed off a sheet of paper and then stuck it up as some sort of gotcha. People are fucking weird about wrestling

Octopus has nine brains after all, Shartnado. He selflessly puts them all to good use to provide us one-brainers with such valuable information.

Here's your reality show, AEW: OC and Shibata hanging out in Vegas

This is where I would insert a “I’m so excited” gif if I wasn’t on my phone

I had my car broken into and the bastard left 3 tickets to Double if Nothing on my dashboard. LOLOMEGASUCKS #tellinitlikeitis

But it was a link to something that portrayed AEW in a negative light! What's he gonna do, not compulsively post it as soon as possible? Think of all the discussion we'd be missing out on.

Also I remember people raving about Cena vs JBL Judgement Day 2005 - Really bloody I Quit match. If I remember correctly it was seen as his first big match where people saw him as more than just ruthless aggression.

Favourite Cena match where he lolwins then? Gotta be Umaga.

Moving.

"Ndipted Elite -Dm Cole, y y nd the Ckreker Roderick Trong" I'll be damned, the theory checks out. That would be mostly gibberish!

The Sabu vs. Terry Funk barbed wire match is one of my favorite matches ever. It is less of a match and more of a reflection of the decay of society.

Can Bandido delay suplex Big Bill? I would like to see that please. Praying Hayter isn't injured, want her to have a match at Wembley so badly!

Youmanga when I think of William Regal.

NOAH merch, honouring Misawa.

Still real to Malakai Black dammit!

There has been zero indication Rosa is anywhere close to returning.

My thought of the day for the PPV upcoming, if Hayter is truly hurt and needs to drop the belt. Might as well have Storm beat her really quickly via cheating and then have Thunder Rosa come down and say it ain't going down like that, beating Storm, regaining the title she never truly lost.

If Hayter can't wrestle for All In, she should start the show and go on about how they created a movement, they created a tradition, they changed the world, etc., and that each and every person in that arena better come back next year to see her wrestle. Work those fans out of their cash!

Uhhhh… it kind of goes without saying when they made Hayter’s title reign into a real one after Rosa relinquished the belt. But I guess you can also go and check the title history on AEW’s website and see that there’s no mention of Toni being an interim champion. Oh and you can also watch that full episode back, since Excalibur mentions it on commentary too.

I did not get to that part of the show yet since I was also watching the Survivor finale. I am also not sure if everyone’s age. But for those of you who were not watching wrestling and ECW in the 90s: Seeing Sabu being wheeled out in a Hannibal Lecter mask with Paul E. narrating him as the most homicidal, suicidal and genocidal wrestler while he was doing Assai moonsaults into the crowd and jumping through tables literally reinvented wrestling. Sabu blew everyone’s minds. A lot of smart fans used to criticize Sabu matches because of how much stuff he could blow but all of that to me was besides the point — the guy was chaos in human form. Absolute Mt. Rushmore wrestler and maybe the most underrated wrestler ever because Sabu was probably the first person people traded tapes for and indie wrestling might not even without him,

Holy shit yes. Sabu randomly popping up onscreen after every crazy spot like the Mortal Kombat TOASTY! guy would rule this and all worlds.

Excuse my language but what the absolute fuck? Sabu randomly showing up and being treated like a huge deal is everything that is great about AEW. If anything the issue isn't that they brought in Sabu to be awesome but that the best thing they can think to do with him is this Adam Cole/Chris Jericho thing. He should be all over Anarchy in the Arena or just in a little insert box doing his pose in the corner of the screen for the whole PPV. I just don't get you at all, man.

Yes, that is my brother. I have a few Action Park stories from growing up. I only went a few times. Chris went a few more times than I did with his friends (he is a few years younger than me.) 1) I was an altar boy. Our altar boy summer trip was to Action Park. My mom would never let me go because of the rep Action Park had and I was 10 or so. The day after the trip, my friend Davy came back with his arms bandaged. Amy friend Kevin came back on crutches. The reason why — there was this chintzy train ride that took you from one end of the park to the other and — most importantly — over the major state highway that bisects the park. Kevin and Davey were on the train when the conductor told them they had to get off immediately because it was on fire. Flames started jumping from the engine. Kevin rolled his ankle real bad jumping off the train. Davey had some burns on his arms from the now scorching hot metal touching his flesh. 2) They had Warped Tours and big concerts for a while. I went to a Warped Tour there and when I got up to the top of the bunjee jumping platform who was there? All of the members of Fishbone. 3) Action Park was reopened a few years ago for a few summers. We went for Chris’s bachelor party. It was so fucking insane. Their flagship ride requires one to walk all the way to the top of this stupidly high platform where a trap door opens under your feet and sends you plummeting down a water slide. They had another ride that answers the question “What would happen if you were to sit in a tube and slide down a flushing uoside down toilet?” Saw a lifeguard have to rescue a man from drowning after he was propelled into the water from a height of 10 feet in the air. Saw someone intentionally ram the person ahead of them in this weird go-last contraption they have (not the Alpline Slides RIP) and the girl who got rammed saw her flip-flops go flying off, meaning she then had to spend a significant amount of time walking uncomfortably on hot barely paved asphalt looking for her sandals. Great place. My brother is a wrestling fan. Not as big as I am but he keeps up. He had Colt, Sami, Eddie Kingston, Sean Waltman and maybe someone else on different episodes of his TV shows. He read one of my e-fed promos on air to Eddie. He was about to get Roddy Piper on an episode of his TV show hit sadly Roddy passed away before it could happen.

In the big picture - this is nothing that they can't work out but - the USPTO (Patent and Trademark Office) rejected Washington's trademark request for Commanders The two reasons are existing trademark for "Commanders' Classic (which is the yearly Air Force/Army game) and 2 pending requests (but those 2 are by a DC lawyer who squatted on like a billion names trying to guess the new team name)

What are the 10 (or five if you want a smaller number) favorite Greggulator matches?

I feel like All Access has been a bit of a soft face turn for him. To me he comes across as that one lovable but slightly annoying friend we all have i all ways felt that was the point of Sabu , sure he didn’t have a lot of psychology cause he wrestled like an absolute mad man. His 30 minute draw against Scorpio is great because it’s two guys just throwing absolutely everything including the kitchen sink at each other

I'll be over here waiting for Atheist Night

I didn't watch the show. But I did watch Sabu come out. Taz reacting to "suicidal..." popped me. I wish he'd been a little more adversarial with his reaction after that. A little more "This fucking guy..." would've been cool. Really wish he wasn't in this Jericho/Cole deal, and instead was a "hazard feature" in the Anarchy in the Arena match. Like everyone is fighting but Sabu goes from station to station chucking chairs at anyone and everyone. I got to meet Sabu at a Dragon Gate USA show where he teemed with AR Fox, and they were great together. That was 12 years ago. So little idea what he's like now. Here's a match from 3 years ago... he might be good for some wild spots in front of the big crowd.

Accept no substitutes

Good point. I'm just s t i l l not used to babyface Cole/Strong just yet, they were still the top heels when I stopped watching NXT, and Cole had just finished up having those two great Hangman matches when he got hurt, so I really gotta re-wire my brain on that particular alignment

Imagine how much greater Cena would have been if the let him have a heel run.

https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-womens-championship-history She's listed as a champ on AEW's site. I'd say that's legit.

Her title reign was made official, though.

It was cool seeing Sabu. I'm hoping someone in the JAS eats a fireball from him.

Sabin/Speedball was awesome as expected. Great near fall on the cradle shock counter late. Sabin busting out the muscle buster was cool. High hopes for Sabin vs Trey. Love that Masha and Killer Kelly continued their feud so that's not quite done yet. Still missing Tasha Steelz though as she disappeared again for another month since her comeback match. Solid build throughout for Under Siege which looks good. Fun closing segment, always amused when badass D'Amore gets in the face of the wrestlers. Hannifan's reaction to Maclin introducing Singh was classic.

Finally made the jump to using Fite since my new router is compatible with Nord.

Big fan of the Aussie Open signing, have enjoyed them as a tag team and Kyle Fletcher is growing as a singles wrestler too. If you had told me last year that Orange Cassidy would be my favorite wrestler in AEW and I’d be arguing for him being top 5 in the world in May 2023 I would’ve probably shrugged and said “whatever”. Seriously though, I loved the match, thought the Bugs Bunny stalling during PiP was brilliant, agree with others that I didn’t like the kick outs of so many bombs but I guess it’s part of his run that he’s a bottomless well of resilience (and like Bugs Bunny you only think you’ve got him beat). Lots of talking after this, gotta promote the PPV, and overall a decent job of it. Smart to have Perry do a pre-record. Like I said above, I would not be 100% surprised to see him lay down for MJF after a long match and pull a “I did it all for you fans and you never really loved me” promo. Didn’t care for Dax calling Karen a bitch, and not exactly sure where this angle is going but I think it’ll be a great match. Sammy is fine with his segment, still a little weird to see him trying to be a face. I presume that’s why Tay has been absent for a while. Trios match is a fun little spot fest, the lucha rules (1-in 1 out) was a nice touch and was well used within the match, as was the subtle psychology of making an actual tag allowing the 5 second double team. Danielson and Mox cut great promos, selling the hell out of Anarchy in the Arena. Probably the top reason I’m buying it. MJF has one of those moments where he does a really good job selling the match and the 4 pillars concept, then goes on the bidding thing and I tune out. Darby cuts a decent promo and they really are selling the idea of Darby as champion. The rest is fine, overall a decent job selling the main event. Shocked that Taya comes out first, and that Lady Frost gets an entrance. Announcers do a good job telling her story and some backstory on Taya. Match is fine, pacing and storytelling needed some fine-tuning. I don’t believe for one second that Taya will win at the PPV, nor do I think it will be a good match. Is Stat due back soon please? in-ring/live contract signings have been happening for as long as I’ve been watching wrestling and I’ve never been a fan. This is no different. I accidentally had Saba spoiled for me, which would have been a legit shocker live. That said, I never watched ECW in their heyday and so I’ve only had limited exposure to Sabu and he looks pretty old. Sorry, I’m sure he’ll take a crazy bump and bleed buckets on Sunday but keep it to a one-off. I have a feeling Hayter is going to lose and needing more time to heal. I loved Garcia-Strong, it was stiff, well-paced, lots of character moments from Garcia, announcers put over Strong’s working the back. Best of 7? Congrats to Willow!! Not sure if that title win was an audible but I hope AEW makes her best of it and builds a superstar. She should be one of the main attractions on Collision. Main event was fine, you have Claudio being an amazing base, Fenix doing some flying, Penta doing a little flying, Yuta being a little shit, Elite interference. I don’t know 100% that an ending where the Young Bucks run and hide in the crowd after some weak-ass super kicks is the way to close out the go home show. Sure seems like this angle has supplanted the world title match.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Booker on commentary, he'll mix in some good points and just say some nonsense too. It's probably the closest we'll get to Dusty back on commentary again.

Happy 44th anniversary Alien. https://twitter.com/ATRightMovies/status/1661664750273527810?t=65iJ0QXEpZdULrqiBEwYyg&s=19

At first I thought this was an "am I the asshole?" reference and I had no idea what you were talking about.

There’s something quite wholesome about TK giving Sabu a couple of nice paydays. Well played sir

100% agree. I'm with the people who have enjoyed Orange's run, his matches have been great, but don't tell me he's being worn down from all these title defenses and then have him kick out of back-to-back Tombstones and a 2nd rope Michinoku Driver.

I went to a party where everyone came dressed as their favourite vegetable. Not too into the whole "Karen" angle. Dax and Cash seemed to be talking Faster Than Regularly. They were a couple of Fast Talking Rasslers. Anyone else expecting BCC to win AitA to set up B&G? I think they should give Jack Perry a Christmas Creature gimmick. If Jack Perry married Lady Frost, he could be Jack Frost and she could be, uh... Lady Boy. If Wheeler Yuta married Cash Wheeler... If Taya married my old friend Steve Yellowribbon... Debuting the new show in Chicago, eh? I'm legit curious what kind of reaction Punk will get. Presumably a huge hometown pop... But, oh, what glorious schadenfreude if he got booed! Did NOT foresee Sabu coming out. There was almost TOO MUCH good wrestling today. Yowza.

I'm so annoyed, all the times they did the lights out gimmick in the past for a wrestler appearing and they don't do it for the lights out OG??? What a waste, fuck AEW.

I can't get tagging to work in the merch thread so I'm posting this here, but proclaiming that my friend Gregg should 1.) buy this shirt and 2.) wear it to some serious business situation.