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I don't think this would fit in the toilet.

I hope they ask about her mental health leading up to Wrestlemania X-7.

Aaaaand cue the run-in!

"Mr. Jack, I've never bladed before. Can you help?" in_memory_mike_white.jpg

Whoever decided having Reigns wrestle the same two guys over and over again every week for two fucking months is a goddamn idiot.

I support this as The Glow is equally as awesome as The Force.

You guys are sleeping on this MGFanJay comeback.

I hope they ask why HHH's music played last night, but he never showed up.

Well the "never get embarrassed about anything" part is certainly true.

I am gonna make a list - and it gonna start with Fowler and include JT and Technico And that list is gonna be entitled "Can't help but respond to Hoardak"

That ending badly needed Tony Schiavone yelling "We're out of time!"

If Kylo tells someone to kiss his converse and then Finn gets the glow, I will go see this movie at least a half dozen times

They look like the bad guys from some straight to video 90s action movie.

Sometimes I know what I am doing

Jesus Christ, how many catchphrases, nicknames, etc can they put on the tron and the floor for Roman's entrance? His screen already says "ROMAN EMPIRE" and "BELIEVE THAT." How long until we have "THE BIG DOG" and "THEE GUY?" Vince is so fucking desperate for this Lorenzo-Lamas-in-Renegade looking doofus to get over. GOD DAMMIT PAL WE NEED MORE NICKNAMES

What, you thought the Adventures of Botch Man were over just because he won the World title? Oh, no. (Good sell, at least.) EDIT: JUST noticed this one was at WrestleMania. Eat it, Brock. Speaking of: Juuuust a bit outside. (I love that it looks like he realized he was going to miss completely and swung as wildly as he could in hopes of trying to connect with any portion of the elbow, only to fail miserably.)

Jericho shot on him again. Before he told him about TruCar and Nature Box.

The Brock vs. Goldberg vs. Taker staredown was awesome, as was Neville. Loved Big E quoting Michael Scott, too. And Sasha in yoga pants? That's a win. Certainly was better than the fan tearing his shirt off for Goldberg, or Goldberg forgetting his lines. http://insidepulse.com/2017/01/23/wwe-monday-night-raw-recap-12317-brock-and-goldberg-square-off/ Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/ne4g4gt66sqs28h2d7oa2e3qkkcg3c0q Owens ruled tonight too - Cole - ROMAN'S QUEST TO BECOME A DOUBLE CHAMPION. Owens - There's no chance of that happening - just like there's no chance of you becoming a good commentary. Owens - You're bald and not even 30. Corey - And he lives at home with hits parents. Owens - I'm sweating and nervous because I'M SITTING NEXT TO A DEVIANT! Owens - CODEBREAKER! BREAK HIS CODE, CHRIS!

Classic WU bit. (Funny you ref'd this. He was on @midnight tonight.) I deleted the WCW SN part before I posted. But, yeah, the same. Watching old SN clips take me back to being a kid again. Heading over to my grandparents house (parents split early, neither had responsibility after Friday, if at all), getting some pizza from an awesome local joint, and not giving a shit who was wrestling. I had some awesome cheapo pizza, wrestling was on for two hours, then I could could go book shows with my figures till bed time. Being a kid and having nothing to really worry about besides homework was fucking awesome.

I cannot remember who posted, but it was one of the great posts on TNA... The new logo proves that TNA is a fly by night company.

Handsome Rusev. All other considerations are secondary.

For those of you who have signatures off or view this place through your phone, I run a site called WCW Worldwide. I've just started to offer free downloads of old NWA/WCW Magazines on there in both ZIP and CBR files. Just something I figured this place would appreciate.

Sailing the seas of Los Santos with Cpt. Cristobal.

Yeah, he's a borderline superstar down there. Nothing wrong with that kind of career trajectory.

Side note: Lodi is not as cut as I remember. But he still looks like the Bondage Spawn of Guy Fieri.

What are you talking about? I loved the sign gimmick.

The Goldberg/Raven match where GB won the US title is one of my favorite matches ever. I don't think the whole deal lasted more than 8 or 9 minutes from entrances to the end but it was absurdly entertaining. Raven laying the belt down and challenging GB to come get it, going toe to toe with him for a bit and using Raven's Rules to his advantage, GB finally overpowering Raven and then the well choreographed Flock run-in, the jackhammer on Reese, fans throwing Raven back in for the finish. Great stuff all around.

I find the lack of Jack Swagger distressing. He's a blown-up Billy Zabka with some Biff Tannen mixed in.

Before NXT restarted in 2012, the only good thing from it was The Miz vs. Daniel Bryan:

Well that settles which record I'm putting on next

Kylo Ren: The future is ours, if you can count.

Barry Gordon's The Last Jedi

Maryse's DNA is going to have to work triple time to keep their kids from being ugly.

True fact: using "Social Justice Warriors" as a sarcastic insult makes you look almost at much like an asshole as having an incredibly racist team logo as your avatar would.

I hope AJ having his balls cut off and being treated as an afterthought tonight means he's going to retain the title somehow. Otherwise, that was a brutal burial.

Hadn't seen that one in a while. Much fun.

Poor Mark Jindrak

Gotta love them treating D'Souza's "documentary" like it isn't one at all... which it isn't. BTW, Walmart has about a thousand copies of that if you want one to use as a beer coaster or something. Me, I grabbed the Friday director's cut and Beyond the Mat when I was in there last

If that comes true can you predict some Powerball numbers for me, please? I could stand to have tons of fuck money to go to Japan and wherever else. But that would be a nice scenario to lump the part-timers into one match.

ashestoashesman....dang 'ol.....ashestoashes.

For me, this is Botch Man's finest hour. Something about the way he bump off the edge of the apron still makes me laugh.

Out of respect to melraz, I will not post what he was saying last night. But I will say, being called out for "saying the most redneck thing I've ever heard" may be the highlight of the night.

My friends and I watch that movie at least twice a year since we were 17, we're all now north of 37. Fuck, now I'm going to be stuck wishing this movie had Darth Sho'nuff, the Sith Lord of Harlem.

Springsteen, right?

No team deserves to be in the Super Bowl unless it's the Packers or (Insert team you root for here).

I love that match. I haven't seen it in a long time, but I love the commentary setup for Jesse's line. Gorilla's talking about something and gets completely derailed mid sentence.... "WOW WHAT A SHOT!" Not enough love for the commentary banter regarding Fuji running a 5K in a tux.

Sandman can be the weird old guy who mentors Booger in Nerds in Paradise. He's not Asian but I think he fits the bill otherwise.

You are either the pure evil Patriots fan or not a soulless minion of orthodoxy, no in between.