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How in the hell did Marc Mero become a "famous" inspirational speaker? Who in the hell wants to take life advice from MARC MERO? Counterpoints: 1) he made more money than I'll ever see in my life 2) he got to smash Sable for a bunch of years 3) he's as pretty as a picture 4) he looks just like Little Richard I'll listen to pretty much anything that dude has to say

Joe Montana looks different than I remembered.

This may be NSFW

The Windham/Rotundo family:

I for one am glad that the gratuitous butt shots are back on the recap, because, you know, Paige.

I really don't think another brand split would fix anything. That was part of the problem that got things off the rails in the first place, in my opinion. Two shows, two world titles, two champions, one show always being the "B" show, one title always being the "B" title, half the PPVs being "B" PPVs & then trying to act like it was a big deal when two mid-card jobbers faced against each other, one from RAW & one from Smackdown. Then the shows feature replays of the other shows & both start with opening diatribes and it just didn't do anything for me. How would that help anything? That just means that instead of watching a 3-hour RAW, which most agree is too long, you would need to tune-in to Smackdown & it's 2-hours instead of just ignoring that it exists. "Bring back the brand split!" is up there with "re-hire Vince Russo!" for me. Just something that I will never be on board with. That's not the problem. You would still have the same creative teams just spread EVEN MORE thin and trying to write for two more hours every week.

Is this on BJPenn.com?

I don't get people acting like The Ascension being used this way is some type of disaster. They're shit. They were shit in NXT and they're shit now. They've been in NXT for-fucking-ever, Conor signed in 2005 FFS and it was very much now or never so WWE might as well put them on the big show and see what happens because they need tag teams. I don't get the indignation for this one they're garbage and should be treated accordingly until they prove they aren't. I don't think this has anything to do with whatever feud people are talking about between NXT and the main roster and has everything to do with the fact that, simply, The Ascension are fucking awful.

Scott Hall is 95% of the way to being the character Jon Voight played in ANACONDA. And the remaining 5% is pretty much just "being on a boat."

Caption: Khali, on right.

Three hours is the problem. It is impossible to make a three hour weekly show that keeps people's attention the entire time.

Even taking the Lana-snogging out of the equation. It's still pretty good: Drive somewhere. Eat everything there. Crush some fucker. Drive somewhere. Eat everything there. Crush some fucker. Adding the "make out with the tallest blondest woman on earth" back in, and substitute "drive" for "sail" and he's basically a Viking if Vikings had instagram.

February 1, 2015 From Glendale, Arizona Seattle (PICK) vs. New England (o/u 48.5)

so, the following is stolen from r/sc/:

They will. A Tag Title run in TNA next year. The funny thing is Viktor and Connor sound like TNA names. What will they be called? The Risers? The Assumption. Let's stick to Holy Days.

They will. A Tag Title run in TNA next year.

Funny how letting someone just run into a group of bad guys and start fighting them without fear has that effect. It's almost like an easy and obvious formula that should be un-fuckup-able.

RIP Ascension. Nice of Sting to come back and show the faces how to be faces.

I want to hear the shark giving the Indianapolois speech to two other sharks from a sharks perspective.

Holy shit this John Spano guy had balls the size of small planets. I mean, he was an idiot, but ballsy.

Getting sick of Facebook telling me about Marc Mero.

Fixed. "Yambag Yahtzee, The Musical" starring Bill Alfonso and Joey Numbahz

WCW in the early "Monday Night Wars" (ugh) had an excellent three hour formula. First hour was high flyer porn, second hour started with the NWO destroying whatever two masked guys were still left in the ring and setting up the top of the card with the big promo and maybe a scuffle. Then we'd get mid-card/upper mid-card action to build to the last hour. Though certainly, the cliffhanger endings were a bit much. But the show, at its height, always felt like it was on a clear trajectory with a beginning, middle and climactic end. It had distinct acts. Which is ironic, considering how much of a clusterfuck the show was backstage. Of course, WCW had unreal depth, so they could keep it fresh more easily than WWE could now.

the episode with the motorcycle club and Rust going undercover is honestly the best hour of television I've ever watched

You echo my feelings with WWE right now. I've stopped watching the TV shows in the new year because I found myself far more annoyed than entertained when watching them. I'll still go to my bud's house for PPVs but that's about it. I've canceled my Network subscription and will watch NXT with friends once a week. I want to get behind Bryan's comeback but it's so hard knowing they're just going to play the same old fucking games and it's already started.

Lets talk about this. http://youtu.be/aGJ1y_Qsa3g

McGregor: "I just beat a guy who was hand picked for me and where I was a ten-to-one favorite!" Jose: "LOL."

Jose Aldo post fight.

Match of the year. I have to assume it is the only match you watched that year?

Paul Varelans

Reminds me of Lardass from Stand By Me.

You lose, jerks. Over on Rural t.v. they are celebrating the 300th episode of QUILT IN A DAY with a special three-part "to be continued" style cliffhanger titled "Nine-patch and stripe Quilts" in which Eleanor will be making TWO QUILTS at once with nine-patches AND stripes!!!! Are you fucking kidding me???? Some have complained in the forums that a three-parter technically means that you can't make the quilt "In a day." WeftWarper1346 wrote "What part of "Quilt IN A DAY" do they not understand? It's not the quilt part, I saw quilts. It must be the "in a day part" because the day is over and the QUILTS ARE NOT!!!!" But others, like TheCaftanAndChenille pointed out that the BluRay will have an option to play all three parts without a break. You can't please everyone. Some trolls in the "IQC" complained over New Year's during the QUILT IN A DAY marathon that technically 144 quilts over a long weekend is "NOT ANYWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF A QUILT IN A DAY!!!!!!!" They paid a hefty FCC fine for that fiasco. So... FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKDISH HAS ME IN AN ANKKLE LOCK RIGHT NOW ANI CANNT MAKE THEO RPES!!!!!

Dusty, where is the nearest bank? "Turn on your location settings and let the Dream guide you to da pay windah daddy" Dusty, what restaurants are near by? "Do you wanna dine with kings and queens, or sleep in an alley eatin pork and beans?" Dusty, how is the stock market looking today? "Hard times! Hard times daddy!"

Harley would punch him for doing that.

"Then ya take a bite and them eyes turn over white"

You really can't turn him heel. Look at this.

I want to hear the shark giving the Indianapolois speech to two other sharks from a sharks perspective. "We have our space...the water. They have their space...the land. Then one night...the humans came cruisin'. So we formed into groups. You know the thing about humans...they've got lifeless eyes, dead eyes, doll's eyes..."

Guys, they can't write Raw without changing the script three times the day it airs, why are we considering anything else being added to the plate?

Sad panda. I miss Naniwa.

I'm 90 seconds in and Paige has told Nattie to fuck off. Best episode ever!

EVERYBODY has made this point before.

He got taken down by Dennis Siver. He doesn't. Yeah, all the "he trains with Gunnar!!!" replies ain't going to help him. Dana and company have known it is his weakness since the beginning, hence this "amazing" run. If Edgar or Mendes got on those legs, he'd be down the whole round.

I hate both teams also. On one hand you have the divisional rival who has sprung from irrelevance and looking for a repeat and then you have the Patriots who all the asshats around here claim to have been down with since day one. In reality they were all Giants and Cowboys fans or whatever. Sheeeit. I guess I'll root for the Pats because I didn't think Spygate was that big of a deal and I'd like to see them quiet the people who say they can't win without cheating.

Hah, turns out my battery was a part of the recall. Went to Apple Store yesterday, an experience I don't want to go through again, and they replaced my battery for free. My phone is now working normally for the first time ever. I wish I did this a long time ago.

Mel's secret is to hold a weiner dog in one hand and a beer in the other. Don't ask how he shoots.

(AP) 1987- A young Cody Vorhees lashes out at his father's fame beginning a cycle of self-destructive behavior that would end in a tearful reunion on the Phil Donahue show.

Whenever it happened and whatever the reason, it was the biggest wing eating contest in the history of Buffalo Wild Wings.