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Alright, which one of you is at Buffalo Wild Wings smashing on the OT button?

Big drive by The Pack! Man Crosby kills me with those barely inside the uprights FG's. If he kissed you back it would be just your left side or right side of your lips.

Hey its a Geno Smith!

finally caught up with this week's LU oh hey there aero star I thought you'd never show up drago vs cuerno: still my favorite feud on the show main event had some next-level spot-fu but... NEVER MIND THAT SHIT THOUGH HERE COMES CAGE

(AP) 1987- A young Cody Vorhees lashes out at his father's fame beginning a cycle of self-destructive behavior that would end in a tearful reunion on the Phil Donahue show.

Thing in Terraria that makes me smile way too much: Make a charming blond boy as your character. Name him Spaceman Spiff. Give him the Meteor Armor and the Space Gun. Go forth. Since there was never a proper Spaceman Spiff video game, this feels like setting a wrong right. I might even give him his own world where he'll live in a giant red brick house shaped like a UFO. I have pretty much no other goal for that world if I start it. That's it. The way you can combine all that gamey bullshit we already go through all the time in this game with just pissing around and actually having fun doesn't happen nearly often enough.

The very best thing about wrestling is that it isn't.

If they really have nothing for Cesaro, would it be too much to ask to let him finish out his days in NXT? There was rumor that him and Kidd were going to feud with Itami and Balor, which sounds cool. I also think he'd be a great guy to feed to Owens since he has a lot of NXT cred due to the Zayn and Regal matches. It would be a good "first big guy to stand up to the mean bully" feud where the bully can go over to look more legit. Still have no idea how they botched Cesaro to the point we're talking about how he should ride out his contract given how over he was around Mania 30, though. That's a ball-dropping on par with Nigel in TNA.

Yeah I'm not really expecting big things this year. Just hoping for a good wrestling game. No more hype for me. It's not that '15 is a terrible game (though it's not good either), it just seems so limited that I don't really wanna play it anymore. Like..."I've done this already" kind of feeling. Leaves too much to be desired to pick back up. Forget numbers and stars, the best review I could give it is "meh."

Oh I am sure that Gronk has been in a purple haze more than once in his life.

This will be the Superbowl of internet hatred.

Because you can't spell Patriots without I-R-S, the Colts' Ric Flair mojo has been rendered helpless

Hypothetical situation: If there actually was an Arsenal fan with a sense of humor, how long would it take for the rest of the Arsenal fans to ostracize him?

Now had Paul been eating a meatball hero like Don Muraco, it would have been cool.

He never does...

Dude, I know it was a terrible play, but McCarthy cost GB that game. Nobody else.

Not entirely sure if this belongs here, but this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in wrestling. Bryce Takes A Bullet / Debut of The Underbryce: Its from Chikara, so if that isn't your bag just go ahead and ignore this.

Anyone else looking for Tommy Dreamer now?

"Mr. Rusell Wilson. 0.0"

They still look like an arena team.

Yeah, I heard about her being well on her way to being a billionaire. That was...kind of weird. Good for her, I guess. She'll be a far better looking billionare than Mark Zuckerberg or Bill Gates or Donald Trump. I hope she runs for president and/or tries to take over the world. She kept pestering me to marry her and I had to keep telling her no. "Sorry baby, not till you're a billionaire". So it looks like there's some nuptials coming up...

Chanandler Bong is the hero Gotham deserves... Matthew McMconaughey travels time and space to prove they were, in fact, on a break.

Chanandler Bong is the hero Gotham deserves...

Mel's secret is to hold a weiner dog in one hand and a beer in the other. Don't ask how he shoots.

Got back on later and melraz and I threw a beach party. A few unfortunate souls decided to attend, and paid the price. My boy Matthew made a guest appearance and provided the ear piercing cries. Heavy sniper was working a charm tonight. Apparently the secret is to hold a crying infant while you're shooting.

Ah, there's nothing quite like getting the whiny message, the call of the butthurt.

Of all the people working for CBS basketball arrested getting hookers and then fired because of it, it should have been Doug Gottleib

I got these in today and I'm in love with them.

Dusty, where is the nearest bank? "Turn on your location settings and let the Dream guide you to da pay windah daddy" Dusty, what restaurants are near by? "Do you wanna dine with kings and queens, or sleep in an alley eatin pork and beans?" Dusty, how is the stock market looking today? "Hard times! Hard times daddy!"

How is Dusty Rhodes: Driving Instructor NOT the greatest half-hour show on The Network?

So the Pats go for it and get it on 4th and short in the red zone. Sup McCarthy.

Paul Varelans

She also founded a billion dollar company so I doubt she'll have any desire to return to post-apocalyptic Seattle. That being said, resurrecting Dark Angel is still a substantially better idea than resurrecting X-Files.

The Al Gore fight fucking sucked until I used Butters as my buddy and Professor Chaos rules! Just got to the part where you decide between fighting for Kyle or Cartman so wondering who you guys went with?

I've been in Tasmania the last two weeks visiting family, which has been really nice, as I don't get a chance to very often, living in the states and all. The trip has been one long good vibe, but I think one of the most noteworthy things that happened ties in with this board. As some of you know, I collect rare books and interesting volumes, so I stopped in to a shop that looked to have a few and started chatting with the guy behind the counter. A few minutes later, he was showing me one of the shop highlights, a sealed copy of the Carl Jacobi collection from the Masters of Suspense. I couldn't help myself but blurt out something like, "haha, oh shit, OSJ wrote the intro for that". The shop was right impressed that I have talked wrestling with John for the past ten years or so, and it was a very lovely "small world growing smaller" moment for me.

Seriously, when the most real thing about wrestling is real talk, then you know you've got something special.

Someone needs to show Corbin how to throw a worked punch. And maybe give him the number to whoever did Chavo Jr.'s hair plugs.

double-turn, leading to endless Miz/Tyson Kidd v. Cesaro/Sandow matches

It's not impossible for a black fighter/player to be a popular and beloved hero. We've seen it plenty of times. My argument goes back to Tom Brady yelling at officials and teammates = passionate leader but Terrell Owens or Dez Bryant doing the same thing = loudmouth, obnoxious, cancer, etc.. Can't tell me that's not a race issue.

People who pine for the glory days of the late 90s are morons. That shit was like 75% puerile Vince humor. For every cool thing, we got 10 Beaver Cleavage skits. Things that made the "Attitude Era" good: Austin, Rock, Foley, Undertaker. Once in a lifetime talents doing their thing without being overwritten or overproduced. Things that made the "Attitude Era" garbage: poop jokes, dick jokes, fake tits, HHH being dominant because he was a member of the family If we returned to "PG 13" or whatever now, all we'd get is the latter, because the former are all gone.

Hey look, Tabe and Mrs Tabe are celebrating 20 years of marriage today! Yay us!

"My Brother Randy will go into the hall of fame Quite the accomplishment I must acclaim But remember this HHH and you'll never be the same Stephanie rode the madness before she played the game" Boom fucking sauce. Print da money.