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This woman is the best.

So I was watching some old TNA stuff from right after Hogan and Bischoff came in, and it occurred to me that Hulk Hogan is basically Gizmo from the Gremlins movie. Sure, he's nice at first and you think he'll be great to have around, but inevitably, you hire him after midnight, and he becomes an evil, wrinkled troll of sorts. Next thing you know, he's tearing up stuff and wrecking your business. Then he gets into the CEO's office and things really go sideways. After that, it's like he reproduced cause not only do you got Hulk Hogan wrecking your promotion, but you got all his creepy sidekicks wrecking things and flinging cocaine at the walls. Hulk Hogan. Don't feed his ego after midnight, kids. Very important.

You guys are dicks, that piranesi quote is totally taken out of context

not to go en090's way, but slap a TNA logo on this and you'd get eight replies like "that place is deserted, they are definitely on their death bed" They got 22,000 paid with rain and unseasonably cold weather that killed their walk-ups. If TNA ever drew a crowd half that big we'd never hear the end of it from their white knights.

Like George Costanza, he's doing anything he can to get himself fired. Maybe his next attempt will be dragging the Buddy Rogers WWWF title around Titan Towers parking lot.

For $1000 I expect my headphones to do no less than project a life size hologram of the band I'm listening to.

I didn't know Piranesi had a Tumblr page.

Also if you add water the Nasty Boys and Bubba the Love Sponge shows up.

Maybe she's smart enough to realize what a scam Komen is.

Your choice Cena/Orton or the equivalent amount of time in Chrisssley commercials.

Yeah, The Authority pretty much undermining the concept of wrestling promo's is really cringe worthy sometimes.

Dermott Mulrooney?

NOW FERGIE DIS A BAD NAY-BAHOOD BABY. WHEN WE PAHK WE GONNA PUT ON DA CLUB. The what? DA CLUB! DA CLUB BABY. WE GON BE CLUBBERIN' IF YOU WEEEEEEL.

How the hell is he supposed to see with that mask over his eyes?

Well, shit, season three episodes one ends with a hell of a gut punch.

You fucking would.

Or B. Mahoney as PWI used to call him.

Looks like Koslov's been watching Chuck Taylor tapes.

Maybe Brie Bella will get into Brie Mode, whatever that means. Why would she want to get shit-faced during a match? It's her and Nikki in a cell. Who WON'T want to get shitfaced during that match?

And they haven't had an update in days. Any chance these guys are just sleazy indy wrestling promoters? "Hey guys we got a call and all of our Mothers are in the hospital, we will be back later tonight to make sure we fix all of the connection errors with the server then okay?"

Stone Cold E.T. says we'll run off the whole damn room while eating a couple of cheeseburgers from White Castle, and if you like that, gimme a "hell, yeah." RUkered and I proved that the Two Horsemen can deliver some havoc, running everyone off in a full room on a Sunday afternoon. We got killed a bunch, but we also did our share of killing, too. One guy kept grabbing a friggin' tank, even though he was pretty good on the ground when out of the tank - he was doing some severe damage. He did, though, kill himself every time we were closing in on him. I JUST realized why people kill themselves in those situations: to protect their precious K/D ratio. How sad. Anyhoo, he'd squiggle free, go grab a tank. We'd blow it up, he'd squiggle free, go grab a tank. By his third tank, we both said "let him chase us," and we headed WAY up north to screw with another dot. He was about as far South as you could get, and he probably would've had to driven the tank 20 minutes to get to us. Sure enough, that worked, as he blew up fairly quickly and quit. It was one of those days - someone would get the advantage on us, and as soon as it looked like we were getting ready to turn things around, they'd leave. Still, it was loser-leave-town, and we won. Oh yeah, went on a Robert-would-be-proud Zentorno blowing-up spree late in the day. Must've blown up one dude's Zentorno three times. I never think to sticky bomb them, though. Glad I'm the Donald Trump of Los Santos - blowing up Zentornos could get expensive.

Remind me to never listen to that show

Please tell me this led to them singing Hulk Hogan's cover of Leader Of The Gang?

I've been critical of this show for a while but I loved the hell out of the premiere.

Derbil McDillet.

ESPN: Arizona kicker Casey Skowronmisses 3 FGs in 2-point loss to USC ESPN: Lions GM Martin Mayhew: Skowron "now #1 on our draft board"

@TitusONeilWWE: "@NatbyNature do you cook? If not let's add that to the list with marriage counseling

Finally out of the parking lot. Packers/Dolphins was INSANE. I am so badly burned and have no voice.

"Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

somewhere chuck taylor is crying. he doesn't know why.

Gaylord looks like Mike Awesome's younger, lamer brother, Mark Awful.

Cornette's a perfect example of the Raylan Givens quote from Justified: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day? You're the asshole."

The singles and other tracks off Maladroit are forever underrated. Last album from them I enjoyed, but I guess I'll check the new one out to see what all the fuss is. This seems like as good a time as any to post my favorite cover of all time:

Dory & Terry Funk

Anyone saying they "gave away" Ambrose/Cena wasn't watching the damn match. They teased Ambrose/Cena, had 'em do half a match at best, then threw the Authority into the mix and made it a schmozz.

Lana was wearing pinstr

Maybe Brie Bella will get into Brie Mode, whatever that means. Why would she want to get shit-faced during a match? It's her and Nikki in a cell. Who WON'T want to get shitfaced during that match? I am straight edge and even I'm considering it.

I don't find the process to be slow on either the PS3 or the PS4. Go to your download list in the PSN store, pick what you want, tell it to download in the background, go back to your list, add another title, rinse, repeat. Set your system to wake up at 2am and download when you're not around and it'll be done in no time. Or, ya know, bypass your PS3 or PS4 entirely and use the Sony online site to find all the stuff and download it to your system.

Corey Graves sighting!!!! And bonus: Fabian Kaelin from Wrestling Society X *cue explosions*

Raw Talk, Jayhawk!

I only get the cheap 7.99 headphones at best buy because i go through them so often.

Forsett with 52 yards on his first carry :-)

This one, if not posted prior, just might take the cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ceWh6UftnY&list=UUkZnF9kqb6Glr9tBlHWo3-w EDIT: I think that was posted before in this thread... BUT NOT THIS ONE~~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_fsRgW8Q5E