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Awesome.

Petey Williams went on a fifteen minute monologue on Scott Steiner stories on the Art of Wrestling which is among the greatest moments that show ever had: Scott wanted to do the Steiner Screwdriver for a spot, but Petey wanted to rehearse it first, so as Scott went to the ring, Petey left. Scott thought the Main Event Mafia locker room set was a real locker room and he'd change there. Scott would pick out the chicken tenders he didn't like at Cracker Barrel and make the waitress "go get him some bigger ones." When Petey was doing his "lil' Scott Steiner" act, Scott went up to Petey's wife and asked if she wanted to try the real thing. Scott blew a promo by instead of saying "I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass" he said "I'm gonna shoot a load up your ass" then blamed Russo for it.

Guys let's all list off people born on a fucking date. This may be the worst the monthly thread has ever been. LOOK WILL SMITH WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY AS ME MAYBE I'LL HAVE 1/10 THE SUCCESS HE HAS HAD.

If he looks like that at 73, imagine what he could do to you.

Triple H: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting Wrestlemania Main Event? WWE Universe: AHHHH, but only Daniel Bryan fits in my Wrestlemania Main Event. Triple H: Ha-are you nuts? Batista fits in there perfectly. Look he's fitting right now. WWE Universe: AHHHH you broke my Wrestlemania Main Event! Triple H: Broke or made it better?

You know, I don't know if there's been a better gimmick (and better performance of that gimmick) in wrestling history than King Booker. I'm watching some of that stuff on YouTube right now. He was just incredible with that character.

...you know McLovin as the guy from Kick-Ass?

Wrestlecrap came up with a pretty good list to make your own bingo cards with: Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan SHIELD dissension CM Punk lasts 30 minutes Batista chucks three fodder guys Cole pointlessly quotes WWE Legends Someone points at sign Surprise entrant: Sheamus Kofi creatively avoids elimination Cole says, ‘create separation’ Cole says, ‘build momentum’ Crowd chants, “WE WANT BRYAN” Heels target Punk at Kane’s behest Cody/Goldust dissension Del Rio outpopped by Old School Raw legend Del Rio outpopped by cotton candy vendor Khali throws painfully awkward chops Last two men have staredown Any announcer asks, “Who’s going to WrestleMania?” Old Rumbles promoted on WWE Network Any mention of the fucking App 6 of first 10 entrants will never hold World Title Last five entrants are all big names Updates on Punk’s longevity Daniel Bryan is surprising late entrant Heel comically tossed in under a minute Twitter crawl pops up Face misses charge, heel dumps him out Del Rio, Rey continue eternal feud Surprise entrant: someone from Attitude Era Del Rio tosses most over face (not Punk or Batista) JBL yells, “BALLGAME!” Announcers get a fact wrong Announcer says, “Rumble favors bigger competitors” Announcer mentions Santino, Warlord, or Luke Crowd silence for midcarder entrance Cole fake-laughs at Lawler joke All three Shield members gang up on hapless face Michael Cole yells “VINTAGE” Hey, it’s Tensai! Crowd chants “YOU STILL GOT IT” at oldie who did 2 moves

Would 30 Helen's agree?

They've apparently stored them for such an event...

My hate for the Seahawks aside, I like this..

The character I'm playing doesn't give a shit about clarity.

You'd be disappointed; there's no mention of Murray Rothbard and the evils of the state. And in general, the blind tend to have poor camera presence.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Weidman vs. Belfort is happening July 5th.

Nobody will ever top Arn's spinebuster.

On Colts Art of Wrestling Podcast interview with Chris Hero. Hero said that on a NOAH tour one time him Eddy Ewards and Bobby Fish watched some Steiner compilation on YouTube repeatedly. Then the three of them made a game out of recreating the various antics of the video out. Which led to Hero in the middle of the ring yelling at Misawa who had his hand extended for a handshake "You Gonna Suck My Dick OR What!!!!"

Daniel Bryan looks like one of the Mennonite's that do goon work on Amish Mafia.

They look like they should be opening for Arcade Fire.

I want snarky prick Triple H to do one of these this year, "30 WWE Superstars compete in this year's Royal Rumble for the opportunity to challenge for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 30! Participants include: CM Punk, The Ryback, Erick Rowan of The Wyatt Family, Darren Young of The Prime Time Players, "The All-American American" Real American Jack Swagger, Damien Sandow, Diego of Los Matadores, Prime Time Player Titus O'Neil, Shield guy Seth Rollins, From The Wyatt Family Luke Harper, One of "The Hounds Of Justice" Dean Ambrose of The Shield, "The Ultimate Underdog" Rey Mysterio, Fandango, Kofi Kingston, Bunkhouse Buck, Curtis Axel, Cody Rhodes, Antonio Cesaro of The Real Americans, An Uso, Goldust, El Torito, Xavier Woods, Big E Langston, Los Matadores Dieg...no, I said him already, uh, Tito?, The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, The Yeti, R-Truth, Another Uso, Roman Reigns of The Shield, and "The Animal" Batista! All of these Superstars along with some surprises but not Daniel Bryan are ready to rumble! It's the Royal Rumble!

Just in time to fuck the Warrior up before the Hall of Fame ceremony.

Don't you mean DVDVRMB gumbitches?

The fact that TNA will see an upswing in their online sales simply on the strength of the possibility of getting RANDOM GUM~! is why I'm proud to say that I love you DVDVRMB sumbitches.

So that's what Gonzalez looks like.

Yeah, Chris Colt is team captain. Rip Rogers thinks he should be team captain, however, and continuously tries to undermine him. This really pisses Bull Pain off and he walks out on all of them. Eventually Gambler ends up in the ring, by himself, against Hawk, Animal, Droz, Heidenreich, Sasaki, Rocco, Ax, Smash, Crush, and BLAST. Poor bastard rolled snake eyes once again.

That puppy earned the right not to run around in the snow. She knows she's tough and she's doesnt need no freaking frozen slush to prove it. You'll buy her the finest bed linens on which to rest and not complain, buddy!

I actually left a bunch of stuff out - surviving Hurricane Katrina and two months on her own afterwards, carrying 13 puppies, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever infection, heartworms so bad that they got into her lungs and caused visible distention of her heart, and having her kidneys almost shut down. She's covered in bite wounds and was so emaciated that it took a couple months to even guess what breed she was. Basically she's an awful Disney animal movie come to life. The funny thing is that she's a complete wimp in many ways. My other two are out playing in the snow right now, and she's literally in bed under the covers.

Eric Bischoff and Natalya. So, despotism and nepotism. Seems good. Seems right.

If Nicholas Cage is our only salvation, then we're better off with the fire and brimstone.

I just want the Real Americans to win the tag titles, announce that they are the only Real Americans in the history of the WWE, and Hogan comes out with the Usos in red and yellow because Hulkamania is running wild on Samoa, brother- whatcha gonna do when Jimmy, Jey, and the Hulkster run wild on youuuuuu' and when he says their names he points at the wrong ones.

The anniversary of Hulkamania should really be, like, a national holiday.

That's where the power lies, brother.

"Virgil could very well win the Royal Rumble"

What Gary Hart looked like has very little to do with the fact he was the greatest pro wrestling manager of all-time and he'd cut any you mooks to ribbons with a straight razor no matter how sinister you think he may or may not appear.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Horror - Check WWE Film - Check Karen Gillan and Katee Sackhoff - Check and Check It's like this movie was made specifically for this board

Close, not quite. https://twitter.com/EmployedJTG Also, on Evan Bourne.. I asked about him a few months ago. He's been off TV for over two years or some crazy shit. I don't get it. He must have compromising pictures of Vince.

That was fucking great. Hooked on a Feeling was indeed the right choice. I now see this for what it is, a comedy action flick, and picking Chris Pratt to lead was a brilliant choice. Dude is awesome.

THE HELL!?!?!?!? Tell me what this is before it haunts my sleep!!!! It looks like JBL starting his regeneration into Bill Nye the Science Guy to me.

Ron was great tonight. "The songs keep playing one after another. This is an excellent rectangle!"

Seriously, who had a better powerslam than Buzz Sawyer?

Teenage Fanclub's Bandwagonesque ---> Thirteen ---> Grand Prix is a pretty great three album stretch. Then again, not everyone listens to or knows of the band so I guess it's a bit of an odd contribution here.

The worst thing about the EU is how fucking brutal all the contrived names are.

Looking forward to watching Bendo and Cerrone's first fights of 2014. Be interesting to see Benson coming back losing the UFC Lightweight Championship to Anthony Pettis early by submission.