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Don't be ridiculous. That gumpy clown clearly couldn't deliver in a main event match, and the idea that he should have been put over and had the promotion focus around him is dipshittery

Kiku Hase!

Okay - I made this very very quickly just to show what I was talking about

I will always love him desperately trying to get the fans to chant YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN to Farooq and failing miserably.

He came back so big he needed sole possession of a letter of the alphabet.

Yes, it's one of my favorite games of the generation. You will either love Demon's Souls or absolutely despise it. There's very little middle ground. It's hard as hell, but feels incredibly rewarding once you start figuring things out.

Hey, jerks, if you're going to talk about Ahmed Johnson, you need this: I'll also always remember Ahmed Johnson coming back and seemingly creating the template for Jamarcus Russell's weight gain.

Fuck it I want Triple H to run in and say neither is worthy and grab his belts. The next night on Raw he can declare that the "King of Kings is now the Champion of Champions". I think someone here had a booking idea where he would never wrestle on TV and make the faces run thru his never ending horde of stooges. I love that idea, Hunter is clearly the best heel they have.

Also, at the end a distraught Godzilla can fake his death and become a lumberjack.

You brought that upon yourself

How do you refund a free ticket?

I was looking for the titties for a minute until i realized you said titles.

Man, I want to go to a show and just chant Daniel Bryan all show long and see Triple H get madder and madder.

There is no way I could do a week of dancing gimmicks and not include Emma. Sweet, adorable, dopey Emma. This last one is clearly Emma catching you masturbating and is displeased with your lack of progress.

Some monsters are going to be Berserker and Warlord, and some of them are going to be Yokozuna and Goldberg. Ryback is our Warlord. I'm pretty ok with that.

So will the new Tom Cruise joint be repurposing the Saved by the Bell College Years theme song?

Fun fact, Sylvester Terkay now works at a car dealership down the road from me

because we can all use more Don Leo in our lives. The best of the big men

"It about that time of year again...you hear those jingle bells...it Christmas time."

My dad can beat up your dad! Somehow D-Bry's log splitter dad gets involved. Daniel Bryan's dad is more than likely to be Hank Hill. Puts up with his son's embarrassing career and lifestyle choices, but won't go to war over it.

Unser has the type of cancer where you outlive everyone as long as you smoke pot.

Oh I definitely think the fanbase deserves it Of course - I think every fanbase deserves every shitty thing that happens to them because sports fans are terrible

I need you to ask him what the difference is between a yak and a squack. The difference is the fruit booty.

Milf Sable when she returned in 2002 has always been the hottest Sable

And on the subject of Diva-related wackiness: I was listening to Maria Kanellis in an interview and she revealed that her beef with the Bellas got so bad that at one point the Bella's dad phoned up Maria's dad and told him to tell Maria to stop dissing his daughters. Then they proceeded to have a yelling match over the phone and threatened to kick each other's asses. Legitimately, this happened. It's too bad no one takes women's matches in WWE seriously. Maria vs. the Bellas could actually be a hell of a program.

Everyone was great tonight. I'm even giving Orton some props. I have zero confidence that this is some type of long term planning, but come on. That was a blast, and wow is John Cena on That Level that HHH never could reach. HBK and the Hitman were his only peers in that ring. And of course everyone who said Punk and Bryan were being depushed was clearly a short-sighted mark from the get go, so there are no surprises there.

I was looking for the titties for a minute until i realized you said titles. Dolly Parton! Titles, Mr. Connery. Not titties.

Ask Stevie Ray what possessed him to threaten an opponent with, "I'm'a get in yo' butt!" I mean, it worked; *I* was terrified, and I wasn't gonna wrestle the man!

I was looking for the titties for a minute until i realized you said titles. Actually after I typed it I had to look at it three times because I was so sure I accidentally typed titties. The fact that both of you don't know titties from titles makes you Bret Hart-level marks for the business.

Now I want to see Doc run in to chase off Hot Stuff International with this playing in the background:

He could do twice as many jobs! Floating-head jobber!

*click to enlarge* Dr. Death Steve Wililams Shirt - NWA Shirt [1986]

Westboro Baptist says they are flying to South Africa to picket Mandela's funeral. South Africa has one of the highest murder rates in the world. This will end well.

Well actually that arena is designed in a certain way that it makes the hard camera shake. I believe it also shook throughout the Punk/Vince match as well.

100% agreed. They're so likable and lovable. It's very likely that elementary and millde school girls who like wrestling are total geeks like we were/are. They have the perfect foils in Summer Rae and whoever acting as the Mean Girls, the same type of cliquish snots they have to deal with on a daily basis who make fun of their John Cena trapper keepers. The whole living vicariously thing.

I have no idea what the context behind this one is. Also:

After posting a Mark Briscoe promo in another thread it got me thinking: How awesome would it be for the Briscoes to join the Wyatt Family?

Are they dumb enough to attempt to use WORLD WAR 2?

JAX DIES we need to see it

I'd like a biological breakdown as to how he's bulletproof/nukeproof etc, how his body works in terms of sustenance and the cardio vascular system.

How the fuck Paul Heyman isn't the Penguin is beyond me.

I was so prepared to come in here and make snappy awesome jokes like I normally do, but that final segment through me for a loop. I'm not sure I would say it was perfect or anything, but it basically had everything I loved about rasslin all wrapped up in to one. Also I loved Swagger as the petulant child who refuses to dress up and finally compromises with his parents that the leather jacket over a polo with skate shoes is acceptable as formal gear.