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Seconds later Jim Cornette smacks the baby for not crying.

Did you see his D'oh face?

I'll never forget the cartoonishness & goofiness of the set-up for The Undertaker against Triple H. They build up the return of The Undertaker on RAW, then he finally comes back, does his big grand entrance & as soon as he takes off his hat, Triple H's music hits. He did his big grand entrance. Fifteen minutes later, Triple H slowly looks at the Wrestlemania sign, then The Undertaker looks at the Wrestlemania sign. Then The Undertaker smirks, dismissively & goes to walk away. Then stops, comes back & does the throat slit taunt. Triple H responds by doing the D-X crotch chop. ...that was the entire segment. It was half an hour, no word was spoken, no physicality took place and the throat slit & crotch chop apparently meant the Wrestlemania match was on. I laughed pretty damn hard at that shit.

When Arn Spinebusted Taker was an all time great moment.

I wish it was a scene in my LIFE. I'd sell people poop all day if I could. I won't judge. Do whatever you want with it - I don't give a shit, but I'll sell it if the price is right. That's Jae's Poop Empoorium, across the street from Al's Italian Beef in Chicago. We're full of it, and you can be too! Keep an eye out for our Black Friday Deals!

Thumbs up? That's the thumb he's going to kill you with.

I attempted this with a really light straight bar. Extremely difficult. Being a tall guy with a slim frame, Cesaro's my hero. Cesaro has to be an alien from a high gravity planet. Charlie-27

Man, that could be an awesome Survivor Series 6 on 6 match.

*in b4 Antucular belittles you for taking your kid to a movie not intended for him*

What is so interesting about the last few months of storylines is there is a perception, which is almost entirely the WWE's doing, that the true champion is not on top. It had always frustrated a segment of the fanbase that the Cena/Orton types were so often holding the belts. But the WWE always presented it storyline-wise that these wrestlers were on top because they were the best wrestlers. HHH's "face of the company" and "best for business" stuff is indicative that the best wrestler is not as important as looking like the best wrestler. And HHH has made it clear through his words/actions that he plans on keeping the title on wrestlers who look the best. So somehow, in a fixed sport, WWE has created paper champions. It's a storyline and he's a heel character The heel is supposed to help the babyface get over. Something HHH failed miserably at.

She was wrestling hot, and we all grew up seeing her. There is definitely some nostalgia involved. I hate to make the comparison, but she's kinda like the same as "porn hot". More often than not, a hot girl in porn would only be ok in the real world. That's Sunny. With that said, 1996 Sunny is instaboner for me. Oh, by the way, 1996 Sunny smokes Megan Fox.

I will give WWE my money to see that match. Also... PURPLE AKI

When I heard Cena say he once took a shit in the ring I assumed he was referring to that WM match with JBL.

I assume Dusty's muffler wasn't enough on at least one occasion, so I think you can safely add him to the list.

That's a really awesome typo and I hope one day to see someone literally break an entire league. Russo's done his best a couple of times.

I should take this time to say that recently AJ's whole "I am a geek and love comics!" Thing is feeling more and more forced... she doesn't seem as genuinely into stuff that "geeks" are supposed to like. Kaitlyn seems much more genuine about her interests. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.

That'd be a flawed business model.

How much was it to own the night Kimona Wana Leia danced a top the ECW arena?

If they change their name to the Atlanta Big Bossmen it would be a win win

(1) Wait, I would have sworn, as pissed of as Ian was about it, it was the pump knot that Mike Levy gave her from a headbutt that jeopardized Knuckles' TNA "career." Huh, learn something new everyday ...(2) Wouldn't you deny fucking Ian Rotten? I mean, the consequences are right there in his surname ...(3) That chick looks far too happy to be fucking a dude who - I could be wrong here - has gone on record as saying he has the hep. Maybe she feels bad for him because he has cancer ... there, NOW try to keep a straight face.

Trips/Taker wasn't even better than Flair/Michaels, let alone Taker/Michaels. Either match. Trips went above and beyond to put himself on a bigger level than each of those guys without telling anywhere near as good a story. It was a humongous ego stroke to say the least. The fact that Trips hit a fucking Tombstone in the 27 match is ludicrous beyond compare.

I think I'd rather watch Agents of SHIELD than read the last two pages of this thread.

John Goodman during the Bound for Glory Series would be the best ever."AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!" John Goodman would make a great manager of three monster heels for hire, showing them off like hardware. 'You've got the bastard of bastards: Abyss... for guaranteed head removal. That's... That's a sweetie. You've got your standard-sized Rhino. That's a fuckin' hungry man right there. And you got Samoa Joe, king of mayhem, half-cannon, sword of justice. Take this fucker to the Impact Zone and start your own crusade. Any one of these is bound to make you feel better about what's botherin' you.' [...] 'That's... three fuckin' grand worth of squashin'. You got three grand of squashin' to do?' "LOOK UPON ME AJ STYLES, LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"

Still can't fucking believe that Kozlov didn't pan out in WWE. Him and Paul Burchill are 2 guys I can say with absolute certainty were wasted by WWE.

The WWE needs to sign him when his TNA contract runs out in a couple of months and introduce him as the guy who screwed Big Show out of his house. Forget Sting vs Taker, I want Real Estate Steve vs Big Show at Mania.

Someone at a signing in Dublin got The Shield to sign this:

despiiite all my rage homicide still can't climb up this caaaage

You're like Captain Renault and his disblief of gambling in a casino. It's a sport where the main objectives is for men to launch their bodies as hard as possible into the opponents to prevent forward advancement, and your appauled that teammates would use yo mamma jokes to motivate eachother to attend practices. Get real guy. When Icognito shows up to Martin's moms house with brassknucks, I'll act concerned. Until then, everyone needs to unwind their panties.

I guess my Dad is gonna live forever...

Christmas Bounty isn't campy enough for a wrestling-themed Christmas movie. It needs a serial killer Santa or Miz taking out a giant tornado of evil reindeer with an AK47 (proposed title: Thundeer). Damn you, ABC Family!

This x Googolplex.

Personally, I think this photo should go with the article. but I'd settle for this one, too

Dolphins just need to sign Jeff George.

Yeah, but Hennig doesn't clasp his hands together on the Perfect Plex. 6/10.

Hero in IWA in 2013.. kinda sucks for him, kinda great for us. That's a really awesome typo and I hope one day to see someone literally break an entire league.

I ordered Starrcade '87 out of a early/mid 90's mag and it cost me a fortune. Good show though. I also ordered a 3-pack out of WWE mag. It was grudge matches hosted by macho in his home which was incredible, wrestlefest and some random event in England. Usually I would just rent old VHS tapes from the local stores. I miss being able to rent whatever I want. Redbox sucks.

BEST Survivor Series team ever.

Hahaha that was actually on his draft report. *feasts on the souls of the damned

John Goodman during the Bound for Glory Series would be the best ever."AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!" John Goodman would make a great manager of three monster heels for hire, showing them off like hardware. 'You've got the bastard of bastards: Abyss... for guaranteed head removal. That's... That's a sweetie. You've got your standard-sized Rhino. That's a fuckin' hungry man right there. And you got Samoa Joe, king of mayhem, half-cannon, sword of justice. Take this fucker to the Impact Zone and start your own crusade. Any one of these is bound to make you feel better about what's botherin' you.' [...] 'That's... three fuckin' grand worth of squashin'. You got three grand of squashin' to do?'

John Goodman during the Bound for Glory Series would be the best ever."AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!"

Y'all need to be puttin' them spider GIFs behind some spoiler tags. Just sayin'...

God Bless Hiroshi Hase (and Kawada, of course). Uranage, Northern Lights Suplex with the arms trapped and a Giant Swing were enough for him to rock all the time.

Fixed!

Other things to ponder - WHERE THE FUCK IS SURF NINJAS?

Today's Adventures in Griefing features this Southern asshole who was giving his buddy shit because his buddy had a gay brother. Some of the most unfunny jokes you've ever heard. "Do you think your brother's gayness might have rubbed off on you?" and "I saw this dude looked just like you in Wal-Mart carrying a big-ass bra. Think it might've been your brother?" I noticed he was nearby (Sandy Shores airfield) so I headed over, then ran him over on the runway. He bitched a bit in chat about it while I drove away. Then he said "Oh dayum, a jumbo jet" (it was a Shamal) and headed for that. I came back and threw a sticky bomb on the jet and blew it up. He bitched more. A bit later, he got in a Buzzard and tried to hunt me down. He was using missiles which don't lock on, and he wasn't getting close. Finally, he got low to the ground along the road and flew slowly towards me. By the time he started getting sorta close, he was in rifle range and I gunned him and his other buddy in the chopper down. Since the chopper was so low, it landed safely, and he said (on chat, for everyone to hear) that they should get back in. I put the sticky bomb back on and am halfway to Vinewood by the time he and his buddy have gotten in it. Boom.