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Well, if he's going to be like that about it, I wouldn't buy it for him.

Welp.

This is the greatest video ever. http://youtu.be/VarB6DFGCjU

SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN. This wins. Also was that Halloween Havoc 2000 ad supposed to be in reference to something in particular? That was when my interest in WCW was at an all time low but I cant remember anything futuristic or historic or whatever about that show.

Llub Eht YnnhoJ doesn't spell "killer," you fucking liar!

God the whole THEY FINALLY WON A WORLD SERIES AT HOME!!!! shit really needs to go away. Because those other two championships meant shit

Big draws don't generally suddenly happen in the wrestling industry. They're built up. The complaint is that WWE is doing a pisspoor job at building them. Punk's and Bryan's momentum were both killed by Triple H inserting himself into the program.

Yes. I wrote an article about NASCAR a few months ago. Fox and TNT inked their deal w/NASCAR when the sport was hyped as becoming the new American pastime. That didn't happen. At all. NASCAR's live attendance has completely tanked to the point where they don't announce figures anymore. (The excuse is that a lot of publicly traded companies own NASCAR venues and publishing those is advanced guidance, which is a hilariously lame excuse.) The reason for this is twofold: 1) When it was trying to become the new pastime, they put in stadiums in a lot of cities that didn't have any history of racing -- Chicago, Phoenix, LA, etc. They had some success at first but then the fad ended. In order to stage those races, though, they had to take events from elsewhere. So a lot of their small tracks in their southern core were dismissed. And that leads to 2) Their core fanbase is the white, rural/southern, working-class. This demographic was largely hurt the worst in The Great Recession -- all those Sun Belt construction jobs vanished and haven't come back. North Carolina is the essential capital of NASCAR and their blue collar job base shrunk by a giant amount and hasn't returned.Their TV ratings have completely tanked since they signed their first big deal in 2005. They're down almost 50%, in fact. But they still just signed a crazy deal despite the absolutely terrible ratings and demographics hardships. And they still inked a billion dollar contract.The answer is because of programming. Fox and NBC have new sports ventures and need live programming. The WWE is a different venture in that it can place its shows on sports networks AND strictly entertainment networks. NASCAR had pretty much four competitors for its product -- and two of them, Turner and ESPN, were already soured on them -- and drew a 10-year deal. The WWE has more options for broadcasting, is live, and has a decades long history of being one of the most-watched cable TV programs. Aside from football on ESPN, Raw usually is the most watched cable show of the week. That's an historic track record of ratings that any advertiser would want. Even if the ratings aren't what they were in the 90s (or even down from a few years ago), it doesn't matter. They're usually number one every week and they can appear on either USA/Spike/NBC Sports/Fox Sports/etc. without anyone blinking an eye. The WWE is the only national game in town for wrestling. It's an internationally known brand. It has changed its marketing and programming to avoid controversy. It broadcasts live and has a dedicated that has followed the product for decades. The fanbase is nationwide and not dependent upon one region. And it's a product that's built-in to have its audience "grow up" with the product -- like us, you get hooked as a kid and stay with it for years. The production values of the company are amazing. They're going to sign a ridiculously huge deal. It's a great television product.

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PELICAN!

"The celebrity buyer of TNA you ask? That's right you guessed it, Frank Stallone."

Well, I wouldn't call myself a celebrity or anything, but it's true that I found some change in my couch and I hope you guys are ready for missile dropkicks and a heavy dose of Sid every Thursday night!

... I'd hit that.

You know, if I was a billionaire, I'd buy the thing and give the blasted thing to EN090 there for being the damndest TNA fan there is.

I can't wait for TNA to be bought and they acknowledge it on-air. What this company needs is a new authority figure angle. That'll catapult them into the big time.

Sure, but you're the idiot that thinks Captain America was boring, so we all safely ignore your opinion on super hero movies.

Welp, here's one last Hallween treat for ya'll...hopefully everyone knows who this Jack-O-Lantern is...

Had my second child today. It's a boy! Little Landry and momma are doing great.

This should be Henry's new gimmick. Rolls to the ring in a maybach.

Phil literally just wrote that he was in the Schindler's List camp.

Ryback with a first-round shutout against Davey Richards.

It's all speculation. Only person who said it could be FOX is a guy in this thread. If it was Fox it would be primarily tv driven, but if they could do live dates that make money they would do it. And if someone semi-competent was in charge of booking dates and promoting them they could make money. TNA is so weird when it comes to house shows. They run in places like Miss, Louisiana and Texas often and draw shit crowds, yet still book shows there. Maybe because talent could drive and didn't have to be flown in, I don't know. They've always drawn better in places like NY/NJ, Philly area and Chicago. I'm sure the reason they didn't run those places more is the price of booking the venues and flying in talent, but it's better than drawing flys in the bumfuck south. As far as TNA controlling the indy booking rights of their talent and taking a cut of it, it's one of the worst moves they've ever made, and that's a long list. For what they pay the people who would do indy gigs, and how little they book them on shows, that's shameful. Especially given the fact that a lot of guys could make more with indy gigs than being paid by TNA minus the cut they take. It also probably cost them a lot of credibility and talent that might have potentially been looking at them as an option. It's so widely known the way they screw over talent at this point that only people who have no shot at being hired by WWE look to go there. All the best talent now just waits it out for the chance of a WWE tryout.

They were all trying to be the first to POWERBOMB KIDMAN before he even existed. They all failed, obviously, because YOU CANNOT POWERBOMB KIDMAN!

Credit to Kharma for dropping so much weight, but has she, in fact, lost the one thing that made her special in wrestling?

Those are some Paul Orndorff breasts.

Wait, can we also count the Billy and Chuck theme here and make it five? I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but "YOUUUUU LOOOOK SOOOOOO... GOOD TO ME" was almost like hearing the glass break at one point. It was an automatic insta-pop from me.

I'm pretty sure the New Orleans Pelicans new mascot is one of the buzzards Bray Wyatt tells us to follow.

Given his post-wrestling tendency to beat up senior citizens, sucky attitude may have been putting it mildly. I believe he's a hairdresser now. You're thinking of O'Haire. Which really goes to underscore Jae's point that the initial Jindrak-Billy Gunn comparison sucks, since none of you can tell him apart from the others. I was talking about O'Haire. If he hadn't been a crazy dick (even by wrestling standards) he'd probably be main eventing. Yeah, but you're not telling us anything... we don't already know.

Oh yeah, well, you know I read, like, a story too, you know and it said Fuck you guys.

WHAT. THE. FUCK .

The Rosetta Stone as a pumpkin carving. Seriously.

GODDAMN IT I THOUGHT MATT MORGAN WAS MARK JINDRAK. You see? I never confused Billy Gunn for anybody.

Here's what I'm picturing TNA bidding process to be. Sadly, Randy voted how much he thought the promotion was worth.

CURSE YOU PERRY THE PELICAN! Is Doofenshmirtz working on a TNA-buy-inator?It ends up backfiring and turning TNA into CZW.Although the idea of entrance themes being done in the style of the musical interludes on P&F intrigues me. Plus, Buford > Bully Ray.

I don't see how Triple H helped, but I really don't think he single-handedly cost the show over 100,000 buys just by announcing himself as the ref. Punk has had like 452 chances to be prove he can draw big and has come up short every time. Bryan hasn't had as many, but he's been in the top spot long enough (four or five months) that if there was the potential for him to deliver there, we would have seen it.

Jesus. And you called the other guy naive.

I gave 10 years of my life to that Satan's Spawn of a company. I don't even care about Unions. I was on the inside, in management. I know how, where, when, in what ways they fuck over their employees, plan their expansions, and how little they care about anything but their bottom line. They did their "Katrina" charity for the tax break. Period. Know why, I was employed by them during that time. Fuck them.

The games will always be available as long as you belong to PS+, so there is really no reason you can't start GTA V and go back later. I've "bought" almost every free game they've made available, without even installing them, for when I'm between games and want something new to play. It really is a great service.

Jared from Subway.

He's coming for you, Arn Anderson!

David Arquette.

The Rude Awakening. It always looks brutal, surprised someone like Sandow doesn't use it.

Tito Santana did a spot a couple times where his opponent would give him an atomic drop, but he would "block" it somehow and turn it into a figure-four. Rick Rude did the best atomic drop sell, IMO.

I didn't get to post this cause the site was down but I stayed 10 days in Japan and got to meet Megumi Kudo for the first time overr the Summer. My trip is at http://fmwwrestling.us/Japan13.html

I think this will end with some billionaire getting really drunk one night and waking up the next morning realizing he's made a huge mistake.

So, remind me again why Karl Urban isn't being cast as Batman?

First streak breaker- Retro Flair. Worked the legs between getting murdered. Go to put on figure four, lights go out. Reverse Taker's attack into a roll up and pin his ass in under 8 min. Only got like 20k score because ending wasn't dramatic enough and I didn't reverse a tombstone. After the lights went out Taker tried striking instead. Fuck you that's how Flair would have won!