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Do people usually say that Kane looks a lot like Joseph Park? That's who I thought it was at first.

Rumblings are Mark Henry does DDPYoga.

Disco & Alex vs. Davey & ??? And what the fuck is going on there?

First match on the first Spike Impact was Strong/Styles. He took the move perfect! I miss Don West.

I guess they were trying to draw the Colts offside/false start/whateverthefuck these penalties are called to get back into a manageable field goal rdistance. As in a 55-yarder? Sound strategy. His career long is 51, so 55 is more manageable than 61. And the game was indoors. Why am I defending the laughable Chiefs' clock management again?

Because. . . . Science? I guess they were trying to draw the Colts offside/false start/whateverthefuck these penalties are called to get back into a manageable field goal distance.

Hmmm. I think this first game ain't half bad. Guess the numbers will be okay. Whoever is booking that needs a raise.

Let's hear you say something in German. I for one can't pronounce any words with a "th" in them. Last year I was in the States and wanted to order three hot dogs at a hot dog stand and the guy got all angry at me, because he understood I wanted free hot dogs. The funny thing about this is, that it works the other way around, too. I haven't met a native English speaker that can pronounce Eichhörnchen correctly. Eichhörnchen is squirrel in German.

So you are saying that Triple H is going to book a "Hairbrush On A Pole Match"? And now that we are talking about AJ Styles and CM Punk...who has the most hideous (most hideoust?) tattoo? "Tattoo Removal On A Pole"? And also: Is Triple H worse than Vince Russo?

Heard he was even doing moonsaults... IIRC the story goes that he did one in the Power Plant, but nobody wanted to take it so he never did it on tv. Check the WCW C-Show thread. I heard he did one on WCW Pro in a match with Super Sponge Jr. Super Sponge Jr was Spike Dudley wearing a mask. Super Sponge Jr is also El Generico's dad, which makes Super Sponge Sami Zayn's grandfather. Super Sponge was also Vampiro's father. Vampiro and Spike Dudley have different mothers, just to clear that up. Please don't confuse Super Sponge Jr with El Hijo del Super Sponge. That's a totally different can of worms you don't want to open. Trust me.

Oh look! It's the Hardy Boys in 2020!

But...it is only one match: Handicap Triple Threat Match.

Well, I agree now. 18 months ago I didn't. Let's hope that the C-Section catches on, I loved that sign on RAW. But honestly a name doesn't matter. We were all shitting on Dolph Ziggler, remember?

These are the sorts of names you make up on the spot and mumble out when you don't want to give someone your real name. All the WWE's fake names of late have been this way. There has to be one single person making these up, because most people would come up with something better (note, for instance, that nearly every indy worker's fake name is a thousand times better than the WWE's generi-wrestler names). So who is it? Triple H? Stephanie? Whoever their lead writer is? I doubt Vince cares about coming up with names for jobbers these days. Yeah, you are right. Dean Ambrose is a lot worse than Jon Moxley. Seth Rollins is a lot worse than Tyler Black. CM Punk is a lot worse than CM Punk. Daniel Bryan is a lot worse than Bryan Danielson. Antonio Cesaro is a lot worse than Claudo Castagnoli. Luke Harper is a lot worse than Brodie Lee. Yeah, I don't see it.