FluffSnackwell Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Roman should just put Brock in some kind of crossface variant and smear his face into a dish of steak tartare until he submits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, The Green Meanie said: Anything over medium well is uncivilized. Biggest heel move Brock has made in years is ordering a steak medium-well 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 It would have been so easy to have that main event go Lesnar heats up Heyman, mocks fans, goes to beat up Angle only for Braun to come out, destroy him and either a) cash in the case, win the title and rewrite Summerslam completely (Say Triple Threat if Braun, Owens, Reigns with Brock forfeiting his rematch for putting his hands on Angle) or b) leave SS as is by having Owens steal the briefcase before Braun can cash in, putting nuclear heat on Owens. Hell even a third option where Roman sneaks in and lays out Brock which leads wherever is better than Brock beating up Angle and making Heyman pucker his lips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firebreaker Chip Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 The plan? Deliberately devalue the company's main title to such an unprecedented degree that the product's fans are marginally less angry when it's eventually won by somebody they've never liked after three previous humiliating failures 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 If Mickie James is legit hurt, then it would also explain why Alicia Foxx slid into that role. They don't have any other veteran heel women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Mike Rome's night in 2 videos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I really hope the WWE reimburses them after the breakup for the matching gear they were forced to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Lots of hugging 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beech27 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I mean, she's married to the costuming guy, right? Seems like it would help. We won't know for sure that they're about to break up until they get team merch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIShane Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 31 minutes ago, Beech27 said: I mean, she's married to the costuming guy, right? Seems like it would help. We won't know for sure that they're about to break up until they get team merch. Yup, Sasha is married to Mikaze. As for the team itself, you'd think its to set up eventual tag titles, but who knows. Putting them in a tag team isn't an inherently bad idea as the title scene is occupied, but you'd wish WWE wouldn't have taken such a lame and circuitous route to get them there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: If Mickie James is legit hurt, then it would also explain why Alicia Foxx slid into that role. They don't have any other veteran heel women I sort of assumed that Vince finally looked at Wikipedia and realized how old James is. Edit: That reminds me of the time Meltzer got sidetracked during a SDL recap and went on a goofy tangent about how rare it was for a woman in her mid-30's (Mickie) to have *gasp* abs. That sound you heard in the background was Dave's knuckles dragging on the floor. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Medium-well is pretty suspect as well tbh, though I sort of get it if you're being really risk averse. I usually order Medium at Wetherspoons (They do cheap steak on Tuesday). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 54 minutes ago, ComingToAmerica said: Medium-well is pretty suspect as well tbh, though I sort of get it if you're being really risk averse. I usually order Medium at Wetherspoons (They do cheap steak on Tuesday). The story I always heard was that anything that would get you sick on a steak would be living on the outside, which is why it's ok to have the inside rare or even raw. I had raw beef at this insanely beautiful Italian place in Montreal called Da Vinci's and it was life changing. Anyway, I'm really sorry to be a downer, but this show did nothing to make me want to see SummerSlam. Raw is so tough to get through that it's actually gaslighted me into thinking maybe three hours of Raw is fine, and I'm just really depressed. I caught mono when I was 15, and every day for two months felt like one of these three hour Raws. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Brock's getting deported from Canada for that medium-well bullshit. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo-Yo's Roomie Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I would've popped so hard if Corbin had stepped to Brock at the end there. I know it wouldn't have made a lot of sense, but it definitely would have been cool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I expect most of the times when Brock asks for steak the server provides a spears or gun and just releases the animal in the restaurant 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, hammerva said: I expect most of the times when Brock asks for steak the server provides a spears or gun and just releases the animal in the restaurant Now that’s something I’d pay $9.99 to see. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I'll never understand why people give a damn how someone else wants their food cooked. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said: I'll never understand why people give a damn how someone else wants their food cooked. As a chef, I really don't care at the end of the day... And the ticket is only a blip on the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 5 hours ago, hammerva said: I expect most of the times when Brock asks for steak the server provides a spears or gun and just releases the animal in the restaurant Spear? Gun? I'd be disappointed if Brock did anything besides grab the animal and kill it with his bare hands. If 14 german suplexes in a row is good enough for Dean Ambrose, it damn well should be good enough for Bambi. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Guy Named Tracy Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 13 hours ago, caley said: or b) leave SS as is by having Owens steal the briefcase before Braun can cash in, putting nuclear heat on Owens. . What if Owens grabbed the actual contract out of the briefcase last night? Braun goes to cash in at Summer Slam, pins Brock or Roman, only for Owens to show up holding the contract making Braun’s win null and void. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I am glad someone grabbed this because I was too lazy to do it but it did make me slap my knee (click on it for the full pic) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefanie Without Stefanie Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 19 hours ago, hammerva said: The best worker tonight was all the tape that somehow kept Dana Brooke tits from popping out. Leukoflex! It doesn't sweat off and doesn't hurt when you remove it. I swear by that stuff whenever I need to keep things in order up top. Anyone who insists on gaffers tape or athletic tape is a sadist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Brian Fowler said: I'll never understand why people give a damn how someone else wants their food cooked. We’re on the internet. If someone has an opinion, someone else, somewhere, is telling them they are wrong. Also, if it isn’t rare, you’re doing it wrong. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 The only way to improve a Brock hunting and cooking show is Virgil showing up trying to mooch a meal off Brock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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