Trocar Slush Weasel Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: That's a fake account though it's still real to TSW 1 hour ago, Vader does my taxes! said: I kinda doubt Sasha Banks follows wrestling fans. I can believe wrestling fans follow Sasha, presumably in a beat-up van with the windows blacked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 Is that governor Malloy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 8 hours ago, NickMD said: I chose Bayley, but really wish there was an option C for both of them. Option C? I agree. Can I change my vote to Austin Aries please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Look, I think it's clear that one set of voters are better human beings than the other set. But we shouldn't let that divide us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 It's not about them being "bronies"- but rather: The Bayley supporters didn't choose the hug life, the hug life chose us. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuubi Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 When we were kids, we all thought we would be upstanding adults. That we would be heroes. That we would be the purest of pure and innocence because being good was right. And then came to the realization that being good in a society that created for evil to succeed is bullshit. Yeah, we all said to ourselves that we were superman. We would be the awesome good guy and be the paragon of fairness and justice. Then reality came in like a crash after smoking a gallon of peyote and you found yourself in a desert butt ass naked with tube socks on because fuck you, they were comfortable. But you continue to live in this unabashed reality and do things that would make your childhood ashamed. You did drugs because the pain of disappointment was too much and you wanted to be numb. You had sex with a transexual prostitute because they were woman enough for you so fuck it. You popped a molly and started sweating because peer pressure is a thing and everyone is doing it. As reality starts shaving away your pride, innocence, and eventually molded your dreams, you still found success some fucking how, but it wasn't how you wanted to be. But you succeeded right? It doesn't matter how. The journey made have been a trip to depravity, but you are here. You achieved it. You have it all. Then the personification of your childhood reminds of what you wanted to be. It is a lingering reminder of exactly what you wanted to be like. The hero. The ace. This person achieved what you couldn't, reached the level that you did and still maintained their innocence. They abstained where you gave in. You landed on their feet when you faltered. They became the hero you wanted to be and you became the villain you always wanted to beat. AND IT EATS AWAY AT YOU! That's Sasha Banks. She knows she is good enough. Hell, she feels that she is the best. And that should have been enough, but it wasn't. Sasha came into NXT happy to be there. She felt that her ability was good enough to outshine everybody because she is good enough. Then embarrassment after embarrassment. Stumble after stumble. Defeat after defeat, you get the constant reminder that maybe you are not. How would you feel that you are one step from becoming your dream, becoming the showstopper, the Main Event, and everyone resorts to calling you "ratchet." She needed to gain an attitude. A personality that was larger than life. She needed to project that she was a superstar so she adopted a persona from Nicki Minaj and because the Boss. The personification of materialism, narcissism, and grandiose pandering. Everything Sasha did not want to be. But it worked. She became a household name. A star. Then Bayley. Bayley. The itch in the middle of your back that you can't quite reach. Bayley. The annoying voice in the back of your mind that you thought was gone. Bayley. The constant reminder that even though you succeeded...you did not really succeed. The incorruptible pureness. The innocent memento that you never wanted. But Sasha can never be like Bayley. It's too late. Once you break bad, you can never be good. She will always be the Boss. The facade that she created to be successful and the inner Sasha has to be buried deep down because no one likes her and she is not good enough. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trocar Slush Weasel Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Kyuubi said: When we were kids, we all thought we would be upstanding adults. That we would be heroes. That we would be the purest of pure and innocence because being good was right. And then came to the realization that being good in a society that created for evil to succeed is bullshit. Yeah, we all said to ourselves that we were superman. We would be the awesome good guy and be the paragon of fairness and justice. Then reality came in like a crash after smoking a gallon of peyote and you found yourself in a desert butt ass naked with tube socks on because fuck you, they were comfortable. But you continue to live in this unabashed reality and do things that would make your childhood ashamed. You did drugs because the pain of disappointment was too much and you wanted to be numb. You had sex with a transexual prostitute because they were woman enough for you so fuck it. You popped a molly and started sweating because peer pressure is a thing and everyone is doing it. As reality starts shaving away your pride, innocence, and eventually molded your dreams, you still found success some fucking how, but it wasn't how you wanted to be. But you succeeded right? It doesn't matter how. The journey made have been a trip to depravity, but you are here. You achieved it. You have it all. Then the personification of your childhood reminds of what you wanted to be. It is a lingering reminder of exactly what you wanted to be like. The hero. The ace. This person achieved what you couldn't, reached the level that you did and still maintained their innocence. They abstained where you gave in. You landed on their feet when you faltered. They became the hero you wanted to be and you became the villain you always wanted to beat. AND IT EATS AWAY AT YOU! That's Sasha Banks. She knows she is good enough. Hell, she feels that she is the best. And that should have been enough, but it wasn't. Sasha came into NXT happy to be there. She felt that her ability was good enough to outshine everybody because she is good enough. Then embarrassment after embarrassment. Stumble after stumble. Defeat after defeat, you get the constant reminder that maybe you are not. How would you feel that you are one step from becoming your dream, becoming the showstopper, the Main Event, and everyone resorts to calling you "ratchet." She needed to gain an attitude. A personality that was larger than life. She needed to project that she was a superstar so she adopted a persona from Nicki Minaj and because the Boss. The personification of materialism, narcissism, and grandiose pandering. Everything Sasha did not want to be. But it worked. She became a household name. A star. Then Bayley. Bayley. The itch in the middle of your back that you can't quite reach. Bayley. The annoying voice in the back of your mind that you thought was gone. Bayley. The constant reminder that even though you succeeded...you did not really succeed. The incorruptible pureness. The innocent memento that you never wanted. But Sasha can never be like Bayley. It's too late. Once you break bad, you can never be good. She will always be the Boss. The facade that she created to be successful and the inner Sasha has to be buried deep down because no one likes her and she is not good enough. I disagree. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 13 hours ago, Morganti said: Can I vote based only on theme music? Boy, even that would be tough... love both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Sasha sings her own theme music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Niners Fan in CT said: Sasha sings her own theme music. The only confirmation I can find on that is that....Bayley said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The final needs something manly.... Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 20 hours ago, RIPPA said: But... but... Jrag said end of story! Doesn't that mean I am supposed to end the poll? The poll is still open for some reason. Perhaps you made a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 At the present time, we have a tie. This poll. . .MUST CONTINUE! (Unless Phil decides otherwise. Hell, I'm not running this thing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I haven't voted yet. there's 1 vote seperating the two. Can I send it into overtime... or secure the win.... Now I know what it is to be drunk with power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Don't let the bronies win. It's all up to you. Edit: AHH THEY ARE IN THE LEAD! NOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 16 hours ago, Vader does my taxes! said: I kinda doubt Sasha Banks follows wrestling fans. I can believe wrestling fans follow Sasha, presumably in a beat-up van with the windows blacked out. My van isn't beat-up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 29, 2016 Author Share Posted March 29, 2016 The vote is open till tomorrow so y'all need to settle down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jrag said: Don't let the bronies win. It's all up to you. Edit: AHH THEY ARE IN THE LEAD! NOOO! Bottom of the ninth, down by 1. All you can do is clutch at your hat and hope for the best. Nevermind! Just saw Rippa's post about there being one more day. I don't even know what day it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jrag said: Don't let the bronies win. It's all up to you. Edit: AHH THEY ARE IN THE LEAD! NOOO! But I could bring it back... if only... Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I just wanted to say that Kyuubi's been fucking awesome in his posts this tournament. Cheers to you, man. And I'm glad this is such a close race. It should be. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Ha, tied and I haven't even voted yet! Bidding has started, who has an opening bid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 How about we just ask you a few questions to help you make a decision. Ill start. Do you like your entertainment geared towards adults or children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Jrag said: How about we just ask you a few questions to help you make a decision. Ill start. Do you like your entertainment to be geared towards adults or children? Put another way, how jaded and joyless are you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Question 2. This one is multiple choice: Serenading someone while they are being beaten in the ring is ______________ A. Equivalent to cheering for a comeback B. A weird thing British people do C. Creepy D. Option B and C 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I bet FSW would vote for Bayley. Do you guys really want that kind of evil on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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