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I forgot. In Punk world, defending the championship and wrestling Taker are not considered main events.

In Punk's world (and I agree with him), there is no such thing as "main events" plural. There is one main event. It's the match that goes on last.

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So glad wrestling is the only live show in which people actually pay to be miserable fucks. That or there must be some strong ass glue that keeps people in their seats at the show.

Wonder if these same people would go to a game featuring their shitty football team just to look like jack asses. If they are Jets fans the answer is yes tbh.

Clearly you are not a Washington Redskins or Miami Hurricanes fan.

Pro Sports is a pretty terrible comparison. It's a lot more like if Lost was filmed live in front of a studio audience that they couldn't control and everyone only wanted to see this guy:

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Faraday = DB

Jack = Cena

Sawyer = Ambrose

The Smoke Monster = Brock

All makes sense to me.

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I forgot. In Punk world, defending the championship and wrestling Taker are not considered main events.

In Punk's world (and I agree with him), there is no such thing as "main events" plural. There is one main event. It's the match that goes on last.

 

 

Fully Loaded 2000 begs to differ

 

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Fully Loaded 2000 begs to differ

 

That's probably the closest that "multiple main events" has ever been to being true. Each match one established star from that era and one fresh new guy who they expected big things from in the future. If the title wasn't on the line in Rock/Benoit, they would've all been pretty equal.

 

I generally agree with Punk on that point, though. Anytime your last match on a big event doesn't feel like the most important, it hurts the show tremendously. Notable examples being Rock/Hogan at WM 18 and Taker/Michaels at WM 25.

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WWE has been fortunate the past few years that promotable Mania main events were easy to come by, The Rocks return happened. Brocks return happened. Taker somehow stayed healthy. Bryan, and Punk, to a lesser extent, took off.

This year they may be hitting some kind of wall. Years of difficulty creating big time main event players may have finally caught up with them. 

 

Undertaker hasn't looked healthy in years.

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WWE has been fortunate the past few years that promotable Mania main events were easy to come by, The Rocks return happened. Brocks return happened. Taker somehow stayed healthy. Bryan, and Punk, to a lesser extent, took off.

This year they may be hitting some kind of wall. Years of difficulty creating big time main event players may have finally caught up with them.

There was zero problem with finding a promotable main event this year. The most popular babyface on the roster was coming back from injury in time to enter the Rumble, and the champion was a monster heel who has been presented as unstoppable for a year. How fucking difficult is "The Ultimate David & Goliath Story" to promote?

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I forgot. In Punk world, defending the championship and wrestling Taker are not considered main events.

In Punk's world (and I agree with him), there is no such thing as "main events" plural. There is one main event. It's the match that goes on last.

Fully Loaded 2000 begs to differ

As does Wrestle Mania 8.

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After Fastlane last night, and with where other things look to be going, we could be looking at a 12 match card this year, and with 4 hours (5 if you count the pre-show), there's no reason Mania can only be 8/9 matches like the last few Manias have been. Not every match needs to be 15+ minutes. Here's what the card is looking like, and this is with putting Ryback, Ziggler, Kane, & Big Show in the battle royal instead of in their own match.

 

Reigns/Lesnar - WWE Title
Cena/Rusev - US Title
HHH/Sting
Taker/Wyatt
Barrett/Ambrose - IC Title gimmick match, either no DQ or cage match
Usos/Tyson&Cesaro (possibly adding other teams for multi-team match) - Tag Titles
Goldust/Stardust - Loser can never wear the paint again
Rollins/Orton
Bryan/Sheamus
Andre Battle Royal
Some Divas Title Match
Miz/Mizdow

 

I could see them putting the IC Title, Battle Royal, or Miz/Mizdow on the preshow, but honestly Miz/Mizdow is one of the most built up matches this year and it would be a shame to put it on the preshow. Same with Gold/Stardust as it will likely be Goldust's retirement match and that also deserves to be on the Main Show.

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I don't think Miz/Mizdow, the Dust Bros, Ambrose or Barret are doing anything but filling out the battle royal.  

 

I know it's a four hour plus show, but we all know half that time is elaborate entrances, video packages, recaps, commercials, Network shilling, Hall of fame recap, plus they'll probably trot Florida Georgia line or Flo Rida out for a song or two. There's probably less wrestling on Mania than most of the three hour ppv shows.

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These are the definitive matches.  Everything else is up in the air.

 

Lesnar-Reigns: WHC

Barrett-Ambrose: IC

Rusev-Cena: US

Cesaro & Kidd-Usos: Tag Team

Nikki-Paige: Divas

HHH-Sting

Rollins-Orton

Bryan-TBD

Taker/Bray is happening.

 

I assume we get the divas in some multiwoman cluster. I don't see the IC or tag belts in straight rematches making the show.

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If Lesnar has to lose they need to go all out. Heyman turns, use a tranquillizer, the steel steps, a Frog Splash, the Overeem knee, a Kneebar, basically anything that was ever used to defeat Lesnar and more. Hit him with like 4 Spears, that should be enough for Lesnar to actually go down. When Lesnar's HCTP healthbar turns yellow and gives Reigns ~10 seconds to do something have him Mike Awesome Powerbomb Lesnar over the top rope, full on with Heyman setting the table up and lighting it on fire. Then have Reigns drag Lensar back into the ring and win via Superman Punch-Spear combo just to troll everyone.

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Are we even getting another Andre the Giant Memorial Bettle Royal?

If not then what an absolute fucking waste that was.

 

Yes, they announced it on Raw. Miz, Ryback and Curtis Axel are confirmed so far. It's still just a "we have nothing else for these guys to do" match.

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