Patrick B. Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Clearly the British fans don't know what they want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Clearly the British fans don't know what they want. As opposed to any other major markets? : And that top ten strikers list on WWE.com is sexist as all hell. Nikki clearly has the best right hand on the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 JR had a hard enough time keeping Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho straight when he called their matches, so hearing him try to call a Tanahashi and Okada match without goofing up should be interesting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 My wife just made me so proud! Cleaning up Halloween decorations scattered about the house. I picked up a plastic Pumpkin w/ handle that had a bright flickering fake candle in it and was slowly walking down the hall for some reason holding it in front of me like a lantern. Suddenly she turned out the lights and whispered "We're here!" and started singing the Wyatt's theme. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 See, I told you he was still over 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 JR had a hard enough time keeping Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho straight when he called their matches, so hearing him try to call a Tanahashi and Okada match without goofing up should be interesting. Yeah, like he'll make it to the last match on the card. His head will explode from calling that four-way tag match, and the Kenny Omega match will finish him off. Dude will be a drooling idiot by the time Tanahashi makes his interest. During the Omega match, I do kinda want to hear JR explaining DDT to American fans though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 He'll likely just spend the whole time complaining about how heels don't act like heels anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Hopefully no one uses a closed fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Hopefully no one uses a closed fist. Judo chops and karate thrusts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 My wife just made me so proud! Cleaning up Halloween decorations scattered about the house. I picked up a plastic Pumpkin w/ handle that had a bright flickering fake candle in it and was slowly walking down the hall for some reason holding it in front of me like a lantern. Suddenly she turned out the lights and whispered "We're here!" and started singing the Wyatt's theme. God help you if and when she begins referring to herself as the "Titty Master". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Nah, she won't steal piranesi's gimmick from him at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 To complete the meme trifecta: Does she know what Lana's name spelled backward is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Killer? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 If they announce "color commentator: CM Punk", then I'm buying this sucker. It could be a trainwreck, but I'm buying it. Ditto. I sorta miss Punk not being in the business but at least he will make it to fifty somewhat concussion free and with his knees intact. He burned his pro wrasslin bridges pretty good though so the Thor writing gig had better work out. If not, the interviews where he implodes and shoots on Stan Lee and Axel Alonso should be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 If they announce "color commentator: CM Punk", then I'm buying this sucker. It could be a trainwreck, but I'm buying it. Ditto. I sorta miss Punk not being in the business but at least he will make it to fifty somewhat concussion free and with his knees intact. If they have an announce table at ringside maybe someone like Nakamura accidentally spilling his Pepsi would provoke him to get back into the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't buy that Punk burned any pro wrestling bridges. If Punk called Vince tomorrow and said that he wanted to come back, he'd be walking out on RAW and would get a hero's welcome. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valcourt Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't know when it will happen but Punk will probably be back and no one at the WWE will mind when all of his T-Shirts sell out and he makes people some cash. That being said, i'm going to pick up his Thor Annual. I don't follow Thor but i'm somewhat familiar with his character and i'm interested to see "super fan" Punk write some books. I hope it says CM Punk as Writer and not Phil Brooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't buy that Punk burned any pro wrestling bridges. If Punk called Vince tomorrow and said that he wanted to come back, he'd be walking out on RAW and would get a hero's welcome. People would mock his weight gain? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't buy that Punk burned any pro wrestling bridges. If Punk called Vince tomorrow and said that he wanted to come back, he'd be walking out on RAW and would get a hero's welcome. People would mock his weight gain? Well yeah, Triple H has to make the obligatory skinny fat joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 That being said, i'm going to pick up his Thor Annual. I don't follow Thor but i'm somewhat familiar with his character and i'm interested to see "super fan" Punk write some books. That isn't your daddy's Thor, though. Thor's a woman now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't know when it will happen but Punk will probably be back and no one at the WWE will mind when all of his T-Shirts sell out and he makes people some cash. That being said, i'm going to pick up his Thor Annual. I don't follow Thor but i'm somewhat familiar with his character and i'm interested to see "super fan" Punk write some books. I hope it says CM Punk as Writer and not Phil Brooks. Was Raven's Spider-Man story credited to Raven or Scott Levy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't buy that Punk burned any pro wrestling bridges. If Punk called Vince tomorrow and said that he wanted to come back, he'd be walking out on RAW and would get a hero's welcome. As long as there's money to be made, there's no such thing as a burned bridge in wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ligerbusa Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 On Twitter, Heyman has taken time out of tweeting #HustleBootyTempTats to go off on Bix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 To complete the meme trifecta: Does she know what Lana's name spelled backward is? B-a-n-n-e-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I don't know when it will happen but Punk will probably be back and no one at the WWE will mind when all of his T-Shirts sell out and he makes people some cash. That being said, i'm going to pick up his Thor Annual. I don't follow Thor but i'm somewhat familiar with his character and i'm interested to see "super fan" Punk write some books. I hope it says CM Punk as Writer and not Phil Brooks. Jesse Ventura got to be a fucking Governor under his wrestling name, not his real name. So I don't see why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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