Death From Above Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 The best part about those Price numbers is I made up a ludicrous win/loss record out of thin air and in doing so I gave the Jays credit for one too many wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 So, the Red Sawx fans boo Braun out of the building, then give Papi a standing O. Ok. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdA Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 So, the Red Sawx fans boo Braun out of the building, then give Papi a standing O. Ok. But-but...PAPI IS STILL TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THE REAL REASON HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FAILED A PED TEST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Red Sawx fans eat their young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Our young are so tender and delicious. And Ortiz is a virtuous man of honor and nobility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Miguel Cabrera with 4 hits today is now at 2,000 for his career, with the 2,000th being, of course, a home run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Mariners DFA Hector Noesi. Reaction from Mariners fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Of course - Noesi was the other player the Ms got in the Pineda for Jesus swap So again - if Pineda throws a pitch tomorrow, the Yanks win that deal (or at least don't lose) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 A story for my Chi-city brothers and sisters: So during my internet sabatical I went to a Bulls Game. We played philly, it was mostly uneventful with the exception of Benny The Bull's Birthday party celebration. All night Benny and ALL the other Chicago mascots did goofy shit. The only reason I'm telling this is because as they're introducing all the mascots they trot out new Chicago Cubs' mascot CLARK, and he gets booed so fucking hard he hung his head in shame. Late in the night the mascots were tied up by the Luvabulls, so the girls could perform, and during the performance all the mascots came out tied together in a circle and fell over onto each other. The rope around Clark came up under his neck and all the other mascots were pulling away while he struggled to get away, so it was choking the shit out of him, and people came up to try and help him out. I thought we were going to get a Clark decapitation, but no dice. So yeah, Clark is a no go in Chicago. Even Sparky the Chicago Fire mascot was over and you know no one knew who the hell he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Of course - Noesi was the other player the Ms got in the Pineda for Jesus swap So again - if Pineda throws a pitch tomorrow, the Yanks win that deal (or at least don't lose) It all depends on where he throws it. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The Yankees infield right now is Kelly Johnson - 1B Brian Roberts - 2B Dean Anna - SS Yangervis Solarte - 3B Brave New World.... (Btw - this is happening because Derek Jeter is getting the day off and Mark Teixiera left the game hurt. I know you are shocked) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillThompson Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 A story for my Chi-city brothers and sisters: So during my internet sabatical I went to a Bulls Game. We played philly, it was mostly uneventful with the exception of Benny The Bull's Birthday party celebration. All night Benny and ALL the other Chicago mascots did goofy shit. The only reason I'm telling this is because as they're introducing all the mascots they trot out new Chicago Cubs' mascot CLARK, and he gets booed so fucking hard he hung his head in shame. Late in the night the mascots were tied up by the Luvabulls, so the girls could perform, and during the performance all the mascots came out tied together in a circle and fell over onto each other. The rope around Clark came up under his neck and all the other mascots were pulling away while he struggled to get away, so it was choking the shit out of him, and people came up to try and help him out. I thought we were going to get a Clark decapitation, but no dice. So yeah, Clark is a no go in Chicago. Even Sparky the Chicago Fire mascot was over and you know no one knew who the hell he was. This is one instance where I think Chicago fans are being harsh for no reason. Clark has been a big hit with my daughter, and pretty much every other kid I know, which is kind of the point of the mascot. The adult fans who don't like him need to just take a chill pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I think they all secretly just want to do things to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 A story for my Chi-city brothers and sisters: So during my internet sabatical I went to a Bulls Game. We played philly, it was mostly uneventful with the exception of Benny The Bull's Birthday party celebration. All night Benny and ALL the other Chicago mascots did goofy shit. The only reason I'm telling this is because as they're introducing all the mascots they trot out new Chicago Cubs' mascot CLARK, and he gets booed so fucking hard he hung his head in shame. Late in the night the mascots were tied up by the Luvabulls, so the girls could perform, and during the performance all the mascots came out tied together in a circle and fell over onto each other. The rope around Clark came up under his neck and all the other mascots were pulling away while he struggled to get away, so it was choking the shit out of him, and people came up to try and help him out. I thought we were going to get a Clark decapitation, but no dice. So yeah, Clark is a no go in Chicago. Even Sparky the Chicago Fire mascot was over and you know no one knew who the hell he was. Poor Clark. At least with Crazy Crab the go-away heat was the intention... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Lucia Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The A's game tonight was canceled because they didn't put the tarp on the infield overnight and the infield became a mess. Can we just raze the Coliseum and get it over with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I think they all secretly just want to do things to him. If Clark gets us a title I'll let him do things to me. Who am I kidding? At this point I'd settle for a playoff berth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 The A's game tonight was canceled because they didn't put the tarp on the infield overnight and the infield became a mess. Can we just raze the Coliseum and get it over with? Now now, this one's on the groundskeeper. Why after having a near-monsoon Monday and Tuesday they wouldn't just reflexively be tarping the field every night this week even when "only" minor rain is scheduled to fall is beyond me. As the joke already making the twitter rounds goes, "LOL it's not like the Coliseum doesn't have plenty of tarp on hand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Of course, if this incident continues to fuel another round of Bash The Coliseum/The A's Need To Move, I'm sure Lew Wolff won't mind the "failure" by the grounds crew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 But since that'll just lead to another round of Oakland giving mediocre-at-best options that Wolff doesn't want anyway, followed by Selig continuing to do absolutely nothing vis-a-vis San Jose, all that'll happen is that some fans who wanted to go to an A's game will have gotten the shaft. i.e. par for the course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Pretty cool from after the game last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 On the other hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 For the record, THAT is going to be the picture you see roughly 10,000 times over the next year when the Redskins/Indians/Seminoles/etc. naming debate continues. Jesus Harold Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 He's just honoring their heritage! (is what they will say, and the rest of us will shake our heads slowly with our hands at our foreheads) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Appears to be a brouhaha in Tranta over 5 players offering to defer part of their salary this spring to sign Santana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Texiera on the 15 day DL, suprise. Pineda is about to actually throw a pitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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