Brian Fowler Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Listening to Matt Millen hurts my soul. Yeah. Your soul. Sure. Shhh. I don't want anyone to know that I was born without one. Not what I meant. Let him run the Colts for 6 years, then find out how it feels to hear him speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I don't for the life of me know why they thought him going at 16 made any sense at all. It makes sense going into training camp with FOUR quarterbacks and no attempt to get tangibly better on both the offensive and defensive line. Makes a ton of sense. *wanking motion* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Listening to Matt Millen hurts my soul. Yeah. Your soul. Sure. Shhh. I don't want anyone to know that I was born without one. Not what I meant. Let him run the Colts for 6 years, then find out how it feels to hear him speak. See, I had forgotten how he had run the Silverdome Kittys, since they're never run well anyway. ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Finally a site where I can agree with most of their grading http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/05/ksk-nfl-draft-coverage-grading-first-round-picks.html 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I was trying to figure out what happened to the Colts' first round pick... and then I remembered... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 So, yeah. The Dolphins drafted a lineman. Whee.Um, PLEEEEEEEEASE don't fuck with the Asian equipment manager? But it's nice to see Miami has learned from last year's trials and is ready to move forward. Wait, what's that, @MikePouncey? "Great pick! I can't wait for our gifts he's getting us lol" Oy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Cleveland is gong to be a fun fantasy team this year. Gordon is guaranteed gold and it will be interesting to see what Ben Tate and Johnny Football get up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Cleveland is gong to be a fun fantasy team this year. Gordon is guaranteed gold and it will be interesting to see what Ben Tate and Johnny Football get up to. I'm praying we can get Marqise Lee with the 3rd pick today. I was trying my hardest not to get caught up with this draft nonsense, but who the fuck am I kidding I love what the Browns did. They have a top five corner in the league, and just added the best one in the draft. They drafted a quarterback who may or may not be good, but they used a pick that they got for someone we all know isn't good. They picked up another 1st round draft pick next year from the Buffalo Bills, which let's face it is probably going to be in the top 10. The Browns have been better at the draft than most people give them credit for, especially if you ignore quarterbacks and running backs. Joe Thomas, Alex Mack, Joe Haden, and Josh Gordon are all incredible players, we just need to hit on one of the 350 quarterbacks we take in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Like Jody Watley, Drake is looking for a new love. Like El DeBarge, Drake is asking "Who's Johnny?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Jody Watley reference in 2014 is 1000+ GOLD STARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 If the Bills can get a T today I'll fell better about Watkins. Thing is the AFC East(aside from the Pats) is pretty close together, and Brady's bound to get old one of these years. It's not out of question to make the playoffs. . . I just am a little wary of the move. . .At least it wasn't the tight end who couldn't block. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I just saw the Sal Pal Homeless guy story and nothing to going to trump that today The giant fucking pause Sal Pal takes before saying "DRAFT MANZIEL" is what puts it over the top I took that long pause more as Sal Pal is making this whole fucking story up and is trying to think of what else to say. That whole stole rang so false and made up... I wonder if the long pause was Sal Pal thinking "I can't believe this is what my career has fallen to doing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I like the Cowboy pick just because it is probably the first time the Dallas Cowboys have the seventh best defense in the state of Texas next year. And that's fun. 1. HoustonTexans 2. Baylor Bears 3. Texas Longhorns 4. Texas A&M Aggies 5. UTEP Miners 6. San Antonio Talons 7. Dallas Cowboys Our offense will be a motherfucker this year. C'mon, there has to be a 5A school in Flower Mound they could fall behind too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Somebody lost their starting job to Orlando Scandrick. It's not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Cleveland is gong to be a fun fantasy team this year. Gordon is guaranteed gold and it will be interesting to see what Ben Tate and Johnny Football get up to. Not any more, he's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Redskins trade their pick to the Cowboys. Somewhere George Allen is in heaven calling his son a bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Cowboys and Redskins playing nice? That ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwelder Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Bruce Allen is a TRAITOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 So, Marquis Lee or another WR is the non-brainiest of no-brainers here, right? Unless you're the Browns. Although Bitonio isn't a bad pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Derek Carr to the Raiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Erotic Terrorist Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The past few years, the Draft having old football players announcing the picks has been rather interesting, and it is nice to see those old dudes, even if it makes me feel old as I remember them. I am not sure what sort of wacky camo jacket Brad Meester is wearing, but that Marqise Lee pick was a smart move to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 So basically the Seahawks never want to make a pick in this draft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 The Detroit Lions love them some Mormons. Because no other forms of prayer have worked in 50 years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I love Tampa's entire draft strategy seems to be "Build around Josh McKown!" No wonder they have problems selling tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 These little trades are cute, not complaining the Bills got another 5th Round pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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