Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I like that your sig answered your post. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 AAHAHAHAHAHA, "Matt Mira started shaking hands with the pins, and the pins started shaking back." This was my dad's advice to me when teaching me how to bowl. I was 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I knew that Punk traveled with Kofi for awhile and they were good friends. road beef 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 You fucker. That phrase haunts my dreams. LET IT DIE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I was going to make a joke saying that Punk was on the wrong team but then I saw Fandango's pants and forgot about everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Oh yeah, the joke about Fandango's attire being every backdrop from the opening Dexter montage was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 "If you don't pay attention to Punk, he loses all his power" is so perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 It's going to be a sad, sad day when AJ beats Punk to death with a hairbrush in a jealous rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henne Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 So you are saying that Triple H is going to book a "Hairbrush On A Pole Match"? And now that we are talking about AJ Styles and CM Punk...who has the most hideous (most hideoust?) tattoo? "Tattoo Removal On A Pole"? And also: Is Triple H worse than Vince Russo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Triple H isn't really booking though is he? It's the same situation as before with a writing team(which Trips is apart of) that writes shit. They give the shit to Vince. Then Vince says "This shit stinks, pal" and then he gives them some of his shit, which, in his opinion, does not stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 John Cena is apparently not welcome in Saudi Arabia, if my TeamStream alert is to be believed. The page itself isn't loading, so I don't know the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 http://halalporkshop.blogspot.com/2013/12/john-cena-you-are-not-welcome-here-they.html?m=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Dammit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 A well-known Saudi newspaper columnist on Thursday attacked plans to stage wrestling in the conservative Gulf Kingdom and singled out John Cena in his tirade, saying the famous world wrestler is not welcome in Saudi Arabia. Khaled Al Suleiman, who writes in the mass circulation Arabic language daily Okaz and other Saudi newspapers, was reacting to an announcement by the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) that it has agreed that some of its wrestling superstars travel to Saudi Arabia in February to stage tournaments. Besides Cena, key wrestlers who will come to the Kingdom include WWE Champion Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Ryback and Kofi Kingston. “John Cena…you are not welcome here…a few years ago I could have said you are welcome but my bitter experience with my children and their obsession with John Cena have made me loathsome to the idea of his coming…to stop him from coming, I am even ready to face him in the ring although such an idea is suicidal,” he said. “Over the past years, my home has been turned into a wrestling ring where human bodies fly around and pillows are thrown all over as screams do not stop as if my home became Madison Square in New York…during those years, the shelves, walls and drawers in my home have been filled with pictures of wrestlers and their frightening bodies…now they are coming to control our minds at our home…you are not welcome…what we, adults and children, need is not a wrestling ring to engage in savage and horrifying fights, but a stage where all the talented compete to demonstrate their human skills and nature not savagery.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Sounds like a work and it should be a fun little match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Yeah, let's stage some nice, family-entertainment public beheadings instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Picture of the man that will fight Cena to the death... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Damn, that columnist knows how to cut a promo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 20, 2013 Author Share Posted December 20, 2013 Well if that is who Cena is fighting - no wonder they are sending Mark Henry along too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 maybe they'll bring Armando Estrada back now and let him be his actual ethnicity for the purposes of a feud with Cena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Surprise Sabu run-in? He and Cena have unfinished business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 A well-known Saudi newspaper columnist on Thursday attacked plans to stage wrestling in the conservative Gulf Kingdom and singled out John Cena in his tirade, saying the famous world wrestler is not welcome in Saudi Arabia. Khaled Al Suleiman, who writes in the mass circulation Arabic language daily Okaz and other Saudi newspapers, was reacting to an announcement by the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) that it has agreed that some of its wrestling superstars travel to Saudi Arabia in February to stage tournaments. Besides Cena, key wrestlers who will come to the Kingdom include WWE Champion Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Mark Henry, Ryback and Kofi Kingston. “John Cena…you are not welcome here…a few years ago I could have said you are welcome but my bitter experience with my children and their obsession with John Cena have made me loathsome to the idea of his coming…to stop him from coming, I am even ready to face him in the ring although such an idea is suicidal,” he said. “Over the past years, my home has been turned into a wrestling ring where human bodies fly around and pillows are thrown all over as screams do not stop as if my home became Madison Square in New York…during those years, the shelves, walls and drawers in my home have been filled with pictures of wrestlers and their frightening bodies…now they are coming to control our minds at our home…you are not welcome…what we, adults and children, need is not a wrestling ring to engage in savage and horrifying fights, but a stage where all the talented compete to demonstrate their human skills and nature not savagery.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21_27wHwET4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 It's still real to him, damn it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Picture of the man that will fight Cena to the death... *spittake* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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