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They should've just fired Barr, killed Roseanne off in the show, and had Dan's sister move in to help cope and deal with the kids. I'm sure Sandy Duncan isn't doing anything these days.

Pretty much ditto. This was literally the match that I was looking forward to this week outside of 205 and NXT and this poor man’s edge literally made me turn off the TV. I am so done with Cass. It is not like I think he terrible but this entire feud is everything I didn’t want for Bryan’s first feud back. I waited for 2 years for this dude to come back and instead of striking iron when it is hot and throw him in the ring with literally anyone else, I get Cass. A mediocre dude who may one day get it together but honestly just feels like he is in the way.

Very crafty of Bethesda to move into a genre where broken, unfinished games are the norm.

Jackie Chiles, obviously

I turned off and went to bed after Cass' music hit, I knew what was coming. I don't know if there's ever been a wrestler that had that kinda power to make me switch off entirely. Credit to Cass I guess, I had a wonderful sleep.

It's almost as if C@$$ and Carmella should be a couple... ...oh wait

Amann: "Judge, I'm suing Punk because of his podcast claims and his fans keep making fun of me on Twitter." Judge: "Are you still making money?" Amman: "Yes." Judge: "Get your crying ass out of my courtroom."

And then you've got other big fellas like Dain and Sullivan waiting in the wings.

Ok, bit from the Observer recap made me laugh: Cass in a suit is one of the more awkward visuals they've presented us lately. He looks really uncomfortable dressed up. It reminds me of something Dean (remember him) used to say, something along the lines of "This is what it looks like when your contractor has a court date."

Of course it'd fail. It's not like anyone would believe that a group of people can make at least half the population have such a seething hatred of a philosophy that they would eagerly accept a corporate takeover of the United Stat-... Fuck.

It's funny, I got to see all of Cass and Enzo in NXT and I called it as a little guy with an intro and catchphrase who would bore people to tears within about three months of being on the main roster and a big guy that just needed more experience and he'd be a significant addition to the main roster... Damn, I nailed it on Enzo, but I couldn't have been more wrong when it came to Big Cass. I don't think I've seen a wrestler as fundamentally shitty with no intention of trying to improve since ol' Softball Sid. His promos have gone from being the lesser of two guys pushing a catchphrase to "big guy yelling incoherently". His ringwork, oh, sweet tap-dancing Jesus, his ringwork... He makes Jinder Mahal seem like Harley Race. He's not just a channel changer for me, he's an "I won't bother watching the whole program because his silly ass is likely to be on it and as much as I like Nak, Danielson, etc. I just can't be bothered," as I know one of my favorites will be getting dragged straight into the mire of mediocrity by this oaf. Fuck it, send him to the Philippines to work with that jerk that sets himself on fire...

Hey now, lets not go too far. Carmella is at least a decent promo and is meant to be obnoxious.

Big Ass:

Get. The. Band. Back. To. Get. Her

Good. Fuck her.

Honestly, if your spouse isn't creating multiple burner accounts to defend your decisions and scorn your enemies, why are you even married?

Completely aside from what he's wearing, I have about 200 questions about this photograph.

So, this is a bump-worthy reason... Colin Kaepernick's blackballing lawsuit against the NFL has reached the deposition phase. His lawyer has said that at least one owner has testified, under oath, that his mind was directly changed as a result of the President's attacks on the NFL. https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/nfl-owner-testifies-under-oath-that-he-changed-his-mind-about-hiring-kaepernick-after-trumps-comments/ So when this is amended to include Federal civil rights violations against a sitting President, well now you know why... Boy, oh boy, oh boy....

You’re horrendous.

You walked into it just like this:

There's a certain visceral investment to how I feel every time Cass tries to big boot Bryan. When he ducked it in the triple threat, I let out a big sigh of relief. Then I cringed post-match. If this is the new suspension of disbelief, I don't know if I like it.

Watched the main event. Thought it was pretty fun. Daniel Bryan fucking OWNED that crowd. He had some fun spots too. I've been trying not to go into the matches thinking Big Cass is actually terrible. Sometimes I can't tell if people hate on him just because of other shit outside of the ring. So I try to watch with an open mind. For this match he hit his big spots pretty cleanly. He was usually where he needed to be except for that one part when he rolled out, took a knee and Joe looked at him like "Get back in the ring it's me and you, dummy." He reminds me a little bit of Matt Morgan, who was huge, but never felt huge when he got in the ring. Something about the way he moved. Cass is like that but instead of having the benefit of a big physique, he has long spindly looking limbs and chin pubes, and nothing feels "BIG" about him, even though he's a giant. He's just a long person. His "clubbing blows" are very...slappy. Like it felt like he was just reaching out and slapping Joe on the back with his spider arms. I'm sure if I met him I'd be like "Goddamn you're a big guy," but even on TV against Daniel Bryan....who is fucking LITTLE.... Cass feels small. He might get better. With Enzo he was able to just do the hot tag big spots and be done. Now he has to work a little more and we're seeing a lot of weak spots that he should have had polish a long time ago. But I've seen worse get better.

NBA's off-season is the best thing in all of sports.

Never was big on Seinfeld in the day. More of a Sci-Fi/Syndicated Fantasy Garbage guy. Xena > Jerry.

Well that sucked but I did like the Naomi and Lana dance off segment. I think they should all feud, it'd be entertaining as hell. Here's a couple pictures I took from Smackdown last week.

Motherfuckers. As soon as Cass's music hit I knew we weren't getting Joe vs Bryan. Assholes. I fucking haaaaaaaaaaaate Big Cass.

Here's a fun article. Durant may not be the only one with more than one Twitter account. https://www.theringer.com/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz

I would. They're gold, Jerry. Gold!

Hey at least you never saw The Amazon going on twitter and posting selfies from backstage. That's back when wrestling was real. [/Jim Cornette]

Cass had a mediocre match with Bryan and it was a match Bryan could have had with us. Cass is really bad, worse than Enzo. Enzo could at least sell getting beat up.

A less impressive Baron Corbin. Wow. Boy, if you ever wanted the best example of damning with faint praise, well, that's it.

I'm having flashbacks of Hogan in the Gawker trial, explaining the difference between Hulk Hogan and Terry Bollea as "Hulk Hogan", except it's goddamn Colt Cabana.

Judging from the end of that match I don't think we can trust Dandy any more than Satanico. Who are you to doubt El Dandy? Well, ask Satanico that one... FOX, WWE, Enzo... these last couple pages are just a murderer's row of people who should be shot to the moon with no food or water. Also, what is that Punk trial even about?

I like to think of Punk entering the court room with a “It’s litigation time!” pose. Who is representing the trainer, McDevitt?

Today's lesson is that if you get even a little bit of money the first thing you should do is hire someone to slap the phone out of your hands if you try to go on twitter.

This movie, THE BRAIN (1988) also has George Buza in it. You've seen/heard him in SO MUCH STUFF!!! And because of how the internet bots work this exists: The answer...is intriguing...

Lol, even in trial coverage, internet wrestling fans forget Colt Cabana exists.

Liv should at least switch to cherry jolly rancher suckers since she's on the RAW brand now.

For the record, I reserve the right to change this thread's title to "Fuck The Existence of Big Cass" when he interferes in the Bryan/Joe match tonight. Not, if... When.

Best version of the Rock by far is... Hollywood Rock.