So apparently I've hit the "Fuck Yeah Socks!" stage of life. Honestly it's not as bad as I thought it would be. Kids got me a few things, gift cards, beef jerky, Yakuza 0, Kiwami 1 and 2, and Bloodstained. The wife got me a pair of Durangos while I got her that vacation she's always wanted. Also something unexpected. As of Jan. 1st 2020 I've been completely off weed for a entire year. Yay!...I guess. Lol it's a good thing. In 2018 the wife got me this HUGE bag of holiday oregano at Christmas. The kids were gone to their grandparents for a week a day after Christmas. So I'm just looking at this crazy huge bag and she comes in the room which starts this conversation:
Wife: "Hey babe, if I ask you for one more gift would you get it for me?"
Me: "No problem. What is it?"
Wife: "To not smoke in 2019."
Me: "? That's no problem, but why the large..."
Wife: "I just thought about it. But I want to see if we can do this."
Me: "Alright. That's no problem. I'll just give some away and flush the rest."
Wife: "Uhhh no. That still cost a fair deal of money. And it's your Christmas present."
Me: "Love. I know I can smoke a lot...but not even I can smoke 3 oz in 5 days."
Wife: "I'll help you. This'll be the last for me for a while too."
Me: "Ummm love...you get a bit munchy when you smoke. Remember the last time we did something like this? The great Lucky Charms Cap'n Crunch massacre of 2013?"
Wife: *smiles* "You're not funny. But seriously..."
Me: *smiles* "Ok. We'll do this. But how exactly? "
Wife: "Simple. On the wings of El Producto. Get your smoking jacket babe."
Me: "I don't have one...."
And so from about noon on the 26th until about 1030 on the 31st, there were clouds. There was also another cereal massacre, but we've been eating pretty healthy for about 3½ years now, and the only thing that happened is that we forgot how fiber works. But other than that it went off without a hitch. Jan. 1st 2019 came, and it was hard for about 2 weeks. I honestly thought the hangover was gonna be longer. Until at least March. But it wasn't and it didn't feel like a big deal anymore. We probably won't for a long time(if I were to say ever again that wouldn't sound crazy). She has her Yoga and soap making and I started back with exercising/martial arts again so yeah. Not as bad as I thought. Happy New Year everyone.