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WWE seamstresses just finished Reigns' new "Road to Wrestlemania" gear

So quit your job. Have you no sense of priorities?

Monkey business

Rusev ‏@RusevBUL 1m1 minute ago Before you hear it on a some guy podcast. @LanaWWE did not break @WWESheamus arm. But I'm sure it's going to be her fault anyways!

Nah, Big Dave should go to NXT and tell Baron Corbin that Corbin is right about these vanilla midget indie stars and that he got screwed out of being champion because the idiot fans wanted to root for some indie star midget instead of him, and that instead of wasting their time around NXT, Dave will get Corbin a few movies in Hollywood so he can make some real money...but first, they want to ruin the lives of all the indie stars and their neckbeard fans. Then they should team up and go around powerbombing and End-of-Days-ing all the indie stars in the company for a couple months.

So is assume this means all of us are currently residing in the...

After that promo last night, is there a better promo in NXT or WWE than Enzo right now? That was amazing.

#fuckmoney and fuck Virgil

Triple threat was fun for what it was. Corbin definitely looked like he belonged in there with the other two. He also took some big bumps for Zayn that I wasn't expecting. Joe cracked me up at the end. It made sense for Sami to argue because he didn't see it, but Joe was clearly aware of what was going on and was just being a dick about it. Solid heel work right there. Also, yall just going to ignore how trash the crowd was for that ending segment? Like, the best wrestlers in the world are flying to your shit hole of a state to film TV and you chant "we can't hear you" when WILLIAM FUCKING REGAL is talking. Get the fuck out of here with all that.

Alexa Bliss has maybe a thimbleful of Lana's presence or charisma, so I don't see the comparison.

It would be great if WWE could

I concur

"This man does things he's not proud of."

They got really confused when LeBron instagrammed his congratulations to Sting for making the Hall of Fame.

Netflix is cool for TV shows and original content. Netflix movie catalogue fucking sucks.

Besides Reigns? And Bob Orton Jr worked for years with a broken arm. Suck it up, fella.

Did you know Lana's name backwards is...

Rusev's push was totally botched last year. He should've gone over Cena and then just kept crushing people until he ran into Lesnar. I do like that Rusev has character now, but they also missed a chance to get a new main event level heel over. Rusev's new "personality" hasn't really translated into very much, as entertaining as it may be.

They also need to bring out Howard Finkel once a year to do the Royal Rumble.

It'd be wrong to have that theme and not have Vince shouting "IT'S THE ROYAL RUMBLE" over it. Hopefully they keep that clip in the can even after Vince dies. Like Bob Shepard continuing to posthumously announce Derek Jeter at-bats.

I love Gangs of New York, and he was quite excellent in it.

Yes nobody in WWE has ever been booked negatively as punishment you're exactly right this is just like Mad Men

Dug the small touch of Vampiro going into some sort of contemplative silence when Pentagon showed up.

The story about Rusev having heat in the locker room because he didn't publically yell at his fiancé and the wrestlers gossiped about it is the most WWE thing I've ever heard.

The biggest revelation for me was

NXT fans feel your pain

After watching tonight's lightning hot Lucha Underground and thinking about del Rio in WWE, I hope no one from LU ever goes to WWE again.

Aw, WWE gave RIPPA a NXT card for his birthday.

It was awesome, Andre just grabbed his legs and they were laughing all the way to the free throw line. Plus Dre was 7-12 from the stripe, finished with 25 and 18, and hit three of four when they tried the intentional foul thing.

HHH just buried HHH.

Goddammit who put Lashley in the dryer?

Dave Meltzer, on why Lana has heat backstage, unleashed perhaps the most Meltzerian phrase ever uttered in the history of our sport:

We are making this a family affair tonight, I'll be watching with my wife and my daughter, who has made her own lucha mask for the occasion. Naturally we have an appropriate snack for the occasion - Nachos Underground.

I suck at math you guys

We lost him 13 years ago today.

I thought he crushed it in the Aviator, 2004. . . .

If TNA has Lana managing a returning Rellik, all will be right with the world.

That's an interesting way of looking at it. I guess what pissed me off about it too was that prior to the angle, Lana and Rusev were never shown to be an on screen couple. It was just wrestler and manager who just so happened to be a super hot woman. She would talk about crushing, then he would crush. It was simple and it worked. Sure, Rusev gained personality, but who's to say that wouldn't have happened anyway? And who's to say whether or not thats for the best? Sure the funny tweets, or hugging Vince is great. But if he had just stayed in serious killer mode, maybe we couldve gotten some more great Cena matches, or he could've finally been put in there with Brock. Just food for thought

That sounds like the processor/videocard on your computer can't keep up. Try reducing the resolution on your computer to 1280x720 - 720p - which is the maximum resolution 99% of internet video runs at anyway. No insults but 8 years old is ancient, if that doesn't work you'll probably just need to accept it.

Didn't JBL put over the fact that AJ and Brock both held the IWGP belt on Raw?

I think that's his gimmick. . . . . I love GFII, though. I just love Michael a whole lot more than Vito.

I thought and was hoping they were going to do that with Grado.

I believe Bo Dallas wets himself down so much before matches to hide his genetic hyperhidrosis inherited from his father, the world's most sweatiest man, Irwin R. Shyster.

vs Ernest Miller vs Tajiri w/Tajiri vs The FBI vs Juventud Guerrera w/James Storm vs The Johnsons

I knew that two weeks from now.

Kind of surprised you'd mention those ladies and not Nixon Newell. She's younger, prettier (IMO) and more spectacular than what I've seen from any of those. She's understandably not as polished as Nikki Storm, but I'd say she's got the brightest future of any of them. Best of 2015 music video