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Why is Brian Hoyer starting for the Seahawks?

Hooray for an NFC Championship Game that doesn't involve Seattle or Green Bay!

Deadspin already has a video of the first half as called by Jim Ross

Yeah, I don't get the resemblance between Corino and Mr. Wrestling III. III wears a mask; Corino doesn't. Totally different people. Also, Corino wears glasses and III doesn't. If III was Corino, he wouldn't be able to see.

But But Pete Carroll was hugging dudes like they won the Super Bowl after the fake They didn't get 14 points for that?

I don't always drink beer at 6.30 on a Monday morning, but when I do, we're up by 30+ at HT...

Fox: "Would you rather play Seattle at home or Carolina at Carolina?" Arians: "I'd rather play Seattle in Seattle." I like him.

Seattle has a family and the Panthers don't care

I do expect highlights of this game to show up on youtube with Jim Ross HIAC 1998 commentary dubbed over as per meme tradition by this time tomorrow.

Panthers fans have ripped of their bottoms and elbowed them Ric Flair style!

S2 of Jessica Jones and a Punisher series announced/leaked.

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CY46t06UoAAmnZ4.mp4

I WILL HAVE AARON RODGERS' CHILDREN

Ethan Suplee?

I think the question you need to ask yourself is: How does Zayn eliminating Owens get Roman Reigns over?

Was this the match we saw live? It was the best

Good weekend to be named Fitzgerald

Well, I finally went through the trouble of downloading all the files, cropping the black bars left and right and readjusting it to 16:9 and it actually became quite watchable. Matches that are worth seeing: Kengo Mashimo & Isami Kodaka vs. Yukio Sakaguchi & Kazuki Hashimoto Kodaka and Sakaguchi are both quickly rising in my own personal rankings. I don't know how and where, but Sakaguchi vs. Tommy End needs to happen at some time before End gets signed by WWE. Daisuke Sekimoto & Konosuke Takeshita vs. Yuji Okabayashi & Danshoku Dino This is worth seeing, if you want to see Yuji Okabayashi turn full-on gay and doing Danshoku Dino trademark spots. Daisuke Sekimoto & Konosuke Takeshita vs. Kengo Mashimo & Isami Kodaka This technically started in 2015 and ended in 2016, so where to put it? A few minutes at the beginning are missing, but what is there is good. HARASHIMA & Yuko Miyamoto vs. Daisuke Sekimoto & Konnosuke Takeshita

I'd be okay if he was he top local theater draw in anywhere that has no flights out or internet.

http://www.poundingtherock.com/2016/1/17/10782282/timmy-and-dirk Chris Itz over at SBNation posted these stats on the head to head between Dirk and Duncan. Tonight will be the 90th game between the two legends. Click on the link and look at their points per game against each other. In the regular season, Dirk averages .1 more than Duncan in head to head matchups. In the post season, Duncan averages .7 more. Amazing.

Love the refs trying to call a delay of game when there's literally no spotted ball for the offense to snap.

Somebody better kiss old man Thomas Davis

Panthers starting playing prevent ages ago and it has made things dicey for them now

Love it when those stupid all access microphones put FOX in danger of an FCC violation. Good work, Cam

Buck talking about the time difference and travel... Like thats not the definition of home field advantage. Win lose or draw, can we throw him in a wood chipper please?

So is playing defense Clearly Seattle didn't try that today

Going for 3 there is basically saying "we just don't want to get shut out"

They sure didn't bitch when they beat the Skins on a shitty field a few years ago

The Cards have Larry Fitzgerald and it's really hard to dislike Bruce Arians Partly because he gives zero fucks

WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH?

This is the football equivalent of a Steiners squash match at this point.

PICKED AGAIN!!! GO HOME, SEAHAWKS, YOU'RE DRUNK

So this is what it looks like when the Seattle defense goes against an offensive line that isn't terrible, eh?

A few months ago I turned the feature off just so I could see if sigs had improved (I know, sometimes I'm as unreasonably optimistic as Greg at a Positivity Seminar run by Vince McMahon...) Anyway, first thing I see is this huge sig wherein this dude is seemingly being fisted by a bear, yeah, that's right, a BEAR! And the color scheme, my God, the color scheme... My eyes bled for three days... We're not trying that experiment again anytime soon.

That makes it sound like going to NXT is a punishment and place for losers to go.

I think the post match fireworks were funny. We needed the " Anonymous Showtime Boxing General Manager" to come out and book these guys in a match/ (From the Guardian Liveblog) https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2016/jan/16/deontay-wilder-v-artur-szpilka-wbc-heavyweight-championship-live Tyson Fury is in the ring. And he’s trying to wrest the mic from ring announcer Jimmy Lennon Jr. He ultimately succeeds, but Showtime has powered it off. Amazing fireworks between Fury and Wilder in the ring after the fight. “Anytime, anyplace, anywhere,” Fury cries while getting within inches of Wilder’s face. Responds Wilder: “You can run around like a preacher, but I will baptize you!” It looks like this is a fight that could actually happen. (Fury departed with a screw you gesture to the crowd.. then) “We all know Fury is just a phony,” Wilder said. “This is just an act. I’m not scared of anybody. We’ll come to your backyard. This is just an act – you’re not a real fighter. I don’t play. This isn’t wrestling. This isn’t the WWE. When you do step in that ring with me I promise you I will baptize you.“I would love to fight him next, unfortunately. I have other mandatories due. Make the date Tyson, I promise you.”

Assuming they don't know about Terry Pratchett, try to convince them about the four elephants and the turtle too, and have some fun with the stupid. . . .

Also... Fuck Green Bay.

That was a fun last half hour or so

http://store.steampowered.com/app/264240/ CONSORTIUM Grab it free this weekend and it's yours forever.

Warpriest Hard Mode Challenge was a success! There was only 3 of us online so we hit up the dreaded LFG for a group. Found a guy saying he had the Warpriest checkpoint but needed a full team, perfect, we wont have to do the first part of the raid. While we were waiting for 2 more to join us he said he'd never beaten it before and most people quit out after a couple of attempts. Not a good sign. 2 more join us and i end up having to change from my Warlock main to a Titan because the Titan in the group hasn't unlocked Weapons of Light yet. Definitely not a good sign. We smashed him in 4 attempts. I don't know who this guy had been playing with before but he held his own. Couple of miscommunication in the first 2 attempts due to most of us having never played with each other before. Almost got him on the 3rd. Kicked his ass on the 4th. The loot flowed freely. 310 and 320 artifacts, 320 rocket launcher and 308, 310 and 312 sniper rifles. Managed to snag the checkpoint on my Warlock before i changed to the Titan so i'll try and get back in there tomorrow for another crack (or 2) at him. If i can get my Warlock that 320 artifact i can finally crack 315 i think. I also finished up the Chaperone and The First Curse quests so those should arrive at the weekly reset and arms day respectively. Productive!

WWE's problem is that they have writers who don't understand wrestling. It's been a problem for over a decade now. Most WWE conspiracy theories are bullshit. Their "creative team" is just really incompetent and I'd be surprised if any of them (aside from Dewey Foley) are actually wrestling fans.

no he meant ID LIKE TO SHOVE HANDFULS OF COOKIES INTO HER BOX I've got your back JT

I'm just gonna spoiler the whole thing. NSFW as all get out. The Italians always do it better