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RT @FauxPelini Add the restoration of his 111 wins to the list of things Joe Paterno never saw

Aahhh those are the days i get outta bed for. Or nights i stay outta bed i guess would be more appropriate.

The beach is where memories are made, Yeah, it was especially fun when we were punishing multiple dots at the beach once and here came RUkered in a helicopter with sticky bombs attached to take out a couple who thought they were being rescued. He was in the game chat with them at the time and they were understandably not pleased. Then there was some poor clud down there with four or five of us who must've gotten spawn sniped 40 times in a row while we were begging him to leave over and over again in the XBox chat. He was a persistent cuss. We were having sniping races to see who killed him first on the spawn. "There he is ... there he was."

Spawn raping people @ the beach? Yeah, that's a thing we do on 360, but with the heavy sniper like civilized folk. Yeah anytime somebody announces dots by the beach, it's the unspoken rule that everybody heads there immediately, heavy snipers at the ready. We've also been known to attempt killing somebody across the map till they wind up on the beach.

By the end of this weekend I will have bought my first HDTV (shut up), finished writing my newest album, and been on a date with an awesome woman after like a week straight of sparks flying over texts. seems ok!

Even taking the Lana-snogging out of the equation. It's still pretty good: Drive somewhere. Eat everything there. Crush some fucker. Drive somewhere. Eat everything there. Crush some fucker. Adding the "make out with the tallest blondest woman on earth" back in, and substitute "drive" for "sail" and he's basically a Viking if Vikings had instagram.

Made this late last night out of boredom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv5NdxtfYlE

I got spawn sniped by someone a while back, leading to this conversation with Robert: Me: Man, I just got spawn sniped. I hate that shit. Robert: Yeah, but it's fun when we do it to someone. Me: Yeah, well, that goes without saying.

I'm so bummed about the way the Ascension is being presented on TV. I really liked them in NXT. I have a friend who watches every now and again, and he said something that cracked me up: "These guys need to just take a ton of steroids and coke, stand in front of a green screen, and yell for a while"

As most of you who have seen the photos of us thread know, I go to this cool fucking convention called Monsterpalooza that runs out of Burbank. They just announced Sonny Chiba as a guest. First U.S. appearance and I get to go. Never thought I'd meet this guy. In about ten weeks I will. Let's hope I don't blink or pop a boner or fart during the photo op

Nice bump here. . . LOL http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/utah-state-player-throws-down-huge-dunk-and-pays-dearl-1680216852?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

The very best thing about wrestling is that it isn't.

Parties claiming it was still a work in 3... 2... 1...

That's a weird way to pronounce 'Firefly.'

I probably don't remember my favorite beach memory. But i know there's been a lot. Dalm 2 beer.

After watching a ton of old 88 to 99 stuff on the Network, I gotta say, Bossman was severely underrated as a performer. He had some fucking quality stuff all over the place. Shit, his match with Barbarian at Rumble 91 stole the show *with* a Rockers/Orient Express match on the same card.

My finest beach memory is of charging into a group of 4 dots on the pier by myself, and driving all 4 of them into passive.

Spike Lee was asked about watching the Knicks.

Getting too bogged down in the mytharc is what ends up killing genre shows. A good balance is fine, but getting too far up your own butt kills casual interest in a show. Even the various L&O series do it sometimes, with Goren's breakdown, etc. but what keeps people coming back is the *slowly* layered characterization of the various leads, their chemistry, and the world that eventually gets built. Genre shows try to cut corners and craw loads and loads of world building into generally their second season and end up dead soon after.

Pretty good show match-wise with a solid lineup. Hardyz/Wolves had some great spots in it, fun stuff. Another good Aries/Ki match if a bit short. Aries looked good almost taking out the BDC towards the end, nice finish too.

PAD Supergirl with Buzz as the serial killer she is tracking down.

Yes! I would pay big money to see Scott Steiner's acceptance speech.

He should totally touch his eyes and dickhole now

I don't know much, but I know Aaron's not going to want to wear that costume. I'm sure Harley Race didn't want to wear a cape and crown, but the everyone's got those gimmicks called bills to pay. OCM's right. Everybody plays the fool.

Cracking up for Kane doing the INDY HANDSHAKE after a wing contest. ROH should bring him in. EDIT: had to.

Kauffman Stadium Summerslam with the giant Kauffman scoreboard as a titantron.

At least with NXT, I have some level of confidence that Breeze will get something new in due time. If it happened on the main roster, I'd wonder if he failed to make eye contact with a random backstage agent for the appropriate amount of time and was being punished for it.

Sorry I didn't initially see Breeze. But I'm not thrilled that the homegrown dude with the awesome gimmick who can really work is ~BURIED OMGZ~ for your indie/New Japan hero. On a serious note -- I want the fun, goofy dudes to get their time, too. Sami definitely counts, since his gimmick is he's a really nice ska-punk fan, aka the best possible version of 19-year-old me. The juxtaposition of fun-loving Sami going up against his ultra-serious business-only best friend is a great basis for a feud. But NXT is the land of Bo Dallas and Bray Wyatt and Emma and even sleazy Corey Graves. Bo Dallas running around Full Sail to avoid campus security is infinitely more entertaining to me than all of the All-Japan stuff I was into way back and essentially what I love about pro wrestling.

So, Performance Center guys who haven't made NXT, basically. Not a bad idea at all. Wonder if Chad Gable's loss to Breeze counts as "appeared on television" - he's perfect for that kind of show. Does Bu Ku Dao's appearance as "unnamed Asian jobber" count as an appearance on television?

Don't worry, Raw will stay shitty fun so you'll still have that.

And some classics...

Mmm...

Oh Ed and I are going to have a field day... And my all time favorite non-Bouncing D'Von gif

I don't know much, but I know Aaron's not going to want to wear that costume.

He's still not very mobile. He couldn't climb the two/three stairs to the stage at Sting's TNA HoF induction. I think his mobility is a bit less than say, Hayabusa's is. Red, white and blue up a hoverround and slap a "Lex Express 2.0" sticker on it.

Me likey Naomi's new ring attire. That's about all I have right now.

It's in San Jose. Induct Meltzer.

It's the WWE Sports Entertainment Hall of Good PR. People seem to forget that now and again. And it's fine that it's what it is, because it hits the nostalgia mark for us and it gives guys paydays and wrestling isn't a sport. But the only criteria to get in is the ability to make a few bucks off your name, not being a PR disaster and playing ball when the company wants you to play ball. Vince won the war and he gets to define history.

That's amazing. So NXT is being featured in this convention thing only because HHH is a body mark? I guess Steen and Bull Dempsey won't be on the show. Adrian Neville vs Finn Balor for the newly-created Under 15% Bodyfat Championship is the main event.

Apparently this is Barry Windham, not Luger. Luger never worked Puerto Rico.

Before #30 comes out, the last two men left in the rumble eliminate one another. While the refs scurry around ringside trying to figure out what the hell to do, Big Dave Batista's music hits, and he walks to the ring in some skinny jeans to claim his second consecutive Royal Rumble victory, goes to WM and beats whomever is the champion, and holds the belt hostage for a year while he goes to shoot movies. BOOK IT!!!

They backed you into a corner, so morally you are clear. I will run my seminar on moral jujitsu soon. In memory of JR Ewing.

I really don't know if there's a "bad" episode of the entire show. Opinions will differ of course, but I have enjoyed every single one.

I've been going through my season 2 and 3 discs. I'm wonder if Archer's top episode might be Placebo Effect.