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It was actually suplexiglass

Apple didn't fall far from the tree, eh?

I miss heels being hated. A couple months back, someone on my Twitter feed was bitching about Bray Wyatt being booed. He's a heel. He's supposed to be fucking booed, dummy.

So with all the shit heads making NFL players as a whole look like a bunch of abusive women slappin', kid poppin', shit heads... Buried in it was Devon Still's struggle to watch his baby girl go through cancer. Terrible shit that no patent deserves.... But she is reportedly tumor free and how awesome is that? Very.

To quote Raven Mack, wrestling needs less Live Journaling and more Dick Murdoching.

It was the kayfabe name Bobby Fulton used when working as a physics teacher.

and there's this

Ok...pics or it didn't happen. Here be the pics and other nonsense to demonstrate the insane push I'm getting from my current employer. (Pics spoilered for size)

"But let's be honest—even if you don't, they were blues anyway." ahahahafuckyoubungiehahaha

And for rappers to show their copy of on Cribs.

Dude. Cultural insensitivity. They stab their opponents with chopsticks.

Someone at PWO covered the streak. Well started doing the streak and ended up doing his whole career. Here is the post WINS - 308 LOSSES - 27 NC/DRAW - 18 Most of the losses were 3-Way, 4-Way matches, Battle Royals or some other type of multi-man match. If anyone is interested in the raw data, I'll be happy to send you the excel file. THE STREAK SOURCE: THEHISTORYOFWWE.COM and DDTDIGEST.COM 20 Wins - The Giant (*21 counting handicap against him and Hogan) 10 Wins - Jerry Flynn, Perry Saturn 7 Wins - Curt Hennig 6 Wins - Brad Armstrong 5 Wins - Scott Hall, Yuji Nagata 4 Wins - Fit Finlay, Glacier, Meng, Steve McMichael 3 Wins - Bobby Eaton, Hugh Morrus (*4 counting handicap match against him and Barbarian), Raven, Rick Fuller, Sting, Van Hammer 2 Wins - Barry Darsow, Barry Horowitz, Buddy Lee Parker, Konnan, Renegade, Scott Norton, Sick Boy 1 Win - Al Greene, Bam Bam Bigelow, Barbarian (*2 counting handicap against him and Hugh Morrus), Brian Adams, Buddy Landel, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Chris Kanyon, DDP, Disco Inferno, Hulk Hogan (*2 counting handicap against him and Giant), Jim Powers, John Betcha, John Nord, Johnny Attitude, Kendall Windham, La Parka, Len Denton, Lodi, Manny Fernandez, Mark Starr, Mike Enos, Mortis, Ray Traylor, Reese, Roadblock, Rocco Rock, Scott Putski, Scotty Riggs, Steve Regal, Stevie Ray, Terrance Black, Vincent, Wayne Bloom, Wrath, 9-Person Battle Royal No Contests - Disco Inferno, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Bam Bam Bigelow, and Kevin Nash/Bam Bam Bigelow in a handicap match. Losses - Kevin Nash From 6/23/97 to 12/27/98 - That gives me 148 Wins, 1 Loss, and 4 No-Contests. It is possible I missed quite a few house show matches, but I'm thinking the list started getting padded middle of the way through. After his win over Perry Saturn at Spring Stampede 1998 (4/19), He is announced at 74-0 and the next night on Nitro when he wins the US Title over Raven it's 75-0. At this point I have 68 wins and 2 No Contests. It's highly plausible I'm missing seven House Show/Dark Matches and the record is legit. After the 5/18/1998 Nitro win over Glacier, he is announced at 88-0.(+13) I have this as win 82(+14). His Great American Bash PPV win over Konnan 6/14/1998 is announced as his 100th win.(+12) I have this as win 95(+13). So far I've went from a difference of 7 (75/68), to a difference of 6 (88/82), and now 5 (100/95). His Bash at the Beach PPV win over Curt Hennig 7/12/1998 is announced as win 112(+12). I have 105(+10). The difference is now back up to 7 (112/105). On Nitro Xtra in early November 1998 a win against Meng is counted as 160(+48), but counting the results I have even the announced number would only be 150. My result count is 143(+38). Difference 17(160/143). The night of Starrcade he is said to be at 174-0(+14), but results I have show announced number should be 165(+5) now with 4 total No-Contests. As of the night of his loss to Nash, results I found show a record of 148(+5). So it looks like the streak was legit (+/- 5) until he won the title from Hogan. At that point it started to get a bit inflated, adding upwards of 25 phantom wins. THE REST Please excuse the formatting Kevin Nash/Bam Bam Bigelow 12/29/1998 House Show Loss Triple Threat match Kevin Nash/Giant 12/30/1998 House Show Loss Triple Threat match Giant 1/2/1999 House Show Win Giant 1/3/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 1/6/1999 House Show Win Scott Hall 1/17/1999 WCW Souled Out 17:36 Win Taser Match Scott Hall/Bam Bam Bigelow 1/18/1999 Nitro Win Scott Norton 1/25/1999 Nitro Win Kevin Nash 1/29/1999 House Show Win Kevin Nash 1/30/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/3/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/7/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/21/1999 WCW SuperBrawl 11:39 Win Scott Steiner 2/22/1999 Nitro Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/26/1999 Nitro Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/28/1999 Nitro Win Scott Steiner/Buff Bagwell 3/1/1999 Nitro Win w/Rick Steiner Bam Bam Bigelow 3/7/1999 House Show Win Ric Flair 3/8/1999 Nitro NC Hulk Hogan/Kevin Nash 3/15/1999 Nitro Loss w/Ric Flair Meng 3/19/1999 House Show 7:00 Win Meng 3/20/1999 House Show Win Hak 3/22/1999 Nitro Win Hugh Morrus 3/27/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 3/31/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/2/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/3/1999 House Show Win Ric Flair/DDP/Hulk Hogan 4/5/1999 Nitro NC Four-Way Match Kevin Nash 4/11/1999 WCW Spring Stampede 7:46 Win Kenny Kaos 4/12/1999 Nitro Win Ernest Miller 4/15/1999 Thunder Win Shown 4/22 Meng 4/16/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/17/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/18/1999 House Show Win DDP 4/19/1999 Nitro NC Ric Flair 4/25/1999 House Show Win DDP/Sting/Kevin Nash 4/26/1999 Nitro Loss Four-Way Match Meng 4/29/1999 Thunder Win Curt Hennig 4/30/1999 House Show Win Curt Hennig 5/1/1999 House Show Win Sting 5/9/1999 WCW Slamboree 8:16 NC DDP 7/23/1999 House Show Win DDP 7/25/1999 House Show Win Curt Hennig 7/26/1999 Nitro Win Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 8/2/1999 Nitro Loss w/Sting Rocco Rock 8/5/1999 Thunder Win Kevin Nash/Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 8/9/1999 Nitro Win w/Hulk Hogan/Sting Six Man Tag Rick Steiner 8/14/1999 WCW Road Wild 5:38 Win DDP 8/15/1999 House Show Win Barry Windham 8/16/1999 Nitro :30 Win Rick Steiner 8/20/1999 House Show Win DDP/Kanyon/Bam Bam Bigelow 8/30/1999 Nitro 5:09 Win w/Hogan Handicap Match Ernest Miller 9/2/1999 Thunder Win Bam Bam Bigelow 9/2/1999 Thunder Win Shown 9/9 Rick Steiner 9/5/1999 House Show Win DDP/Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 9/6/1999 Nitro Win w/Hulk Hogan Handicap Steel Cage Match Sid Vicious 9/10/1999 House Show Win DDP 9/12/1999 WCW Fall Brawl Win Sid Vicious 9/17/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 9/18/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 9/19/1999 House Show Win Brian Knobbs 9/20/1999 Nitro Win Hugh Morrus 9/27/1999 Nitro Win Scott Norton 9/30/1999 Thunder Win Sid Vicious 10/1/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 10/2/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 10/3/1999 House Show Win Jerry Flynn 10/4/1999 Nitro Win Horace Hogan 10/11/1999 Nitro Win Lex Luger 10/18/1999 Nitro Win Sid Vicious 10/24/1999 WCW Halloween Havoc 7:11 Win wins US Title Sting 10/24/1999 WCW Halloween Havoc 3:09 Win was mystery opponent "won" title Bret Hart 10/25/1999 Nitro Loss tons of interference Sting 11/8/1999 Nitro Win Scott Hall/Bret Hart/Sid Vicious 11/8/1999 Nitro 5:00 Loss Four-Way Ladder Match Curt Hennig 11/15/1999 Nitro 2:36 Win Lex Luger 11/19/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 11/21/1999 WCW Mayhem 5:30 Win I Quit Match Scott Hall/Kevin Nash 11/22/1999 Nitro Loss w/Sid Vicious Kevin Nash 11/29/1999 Nitro Win Bret Hart/Chris Benoit + Kevin Nash/Scott Hall 11/29/1999 Nitro Loss Triple Threat Tag Team Cage Match Bret Hart 12/5/1999 House Show Loss Jeff Jarrett 12/6/1999 Nitro Win Lumberjack Match Creative Control 12/7/1999 Thunder 3:01 Win w/Bret Hart, Wins Tag Titles Shown 12/9 Kevin Nash/Scott Hall 12/13/1999 Nitro Loss w/Bret Hart, Lose Tag Titles Kevin Nash 12/14/1999 Thunder Loss w/Bret Hart, Handicap, House of Pain Match, Shown 12/16 Bret Hart 12/17/1999 House Show NC Bret Hart 12/18/1999 House Show NC Bret Hart 12/19/1999 WCW Starrcade 12:07 Loss Bret Hart 12/20/1999 Nitro 5:55 Loss Bret Hart wins vacant WCW Title Tank Abbott 6/5/2000 Nitro Win Goldberg's return match after hand injury (12/99) Kevin Nash 6/12/2000 Nitro NC Goldberg turned heel at Bash 6/11 Horace Hogan 6/19/2000 Nitro 2:36 Win Tank Abbott 6/22/2000 House Show Win Jim Duggan 6/26/2000 Nitro Win Jeff Jarrett/Kevin Nash/Scott Steiner 6/26/2000 Nitro Loss Four-Way Kevin Nash 7/9/2000 WCW Bash at the Beach 5:29 Win Hall's Contract at stake Jeff Jarrett/Scott Steiner/Kanyon 7/10/2000 Nitro Loss Four-Way with winner being #1 contender to WCW Title Scott Steiner 7/18/2000 Nitro NC Booker T 7/24/2000 Nitro 3:03 Win subbed for Sting Booker T 7/24/2000 Nitro Loss Kevin Nash/Scott Steiner 8/13/2000 WCW New Blood Rising Loss Triple Threat Scott Steiner 8/19/2000 House Show Draw DCO Scott Steiner 8/20/2000 House Show Win Shane Douglas 9/4/2000 Nitro Win Triple Cage War Games 9/4/2000 Nitro 18:46 Loss Kevin Nash/Jeff Jarrett/Scott Steiner/Vince Russo v. Goldberg/Booker T/Kronik Lance Storm/Elix Skipper 9/5/2000 Thunder Win Handicap Match, Shown 9/6 Scott Steiner 9/17/2000 WCW Fall Brawl Loss Lost via KO Lex Luger 9/21/2000 House Show Win Scott Steiner 9/25/2000 Nitro Win Steel Cage Meng 10/2/2000 Nitro Win Ron Harris/Don Harris 10/2/2000 Nitro Win Big Vito 10/7/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/9 Johnny the Bull 10/7/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/9 Chuck Palumbo 10/7/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/11 Shawn Stasiak 10/7/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/11 Kronik 10/10/2000 House Show Win Handicap Match David Flair 10/13/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/6 Elix Skipper 10/13/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/18 Shawn Stasiak 10/23/2000 Nitro Win Jeff Jarrett/Kronik 10/23/2000 Thunder Win w/Booker T/Sting, Shown 10/25 Kronik 10/29/2000 WCW Halloween Havoc 3:44 Win Handicap match Bam Bam Bigelow 11/6/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger/Bam Bam Bigelow 11/6/2000 Thunder Win Triple Threat, Shown 11/8 Disco Inferno/Alex Wright 11/10/2000 Nitro Win Handicap Match, Shown 11/13 Lex Luger 11/11/2000 House Show Win Buff Bagwell 11/12/2000 Thunder Win Shown 11/15 Bam Bam Bigelow 11/13/2000 House Show Win Kwee Wee 11/20/2000 Nitro Win Mike Sanders 11/20/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger 11/26/2000 WCW Mayhem Win Reno 11/27/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger 12/3/2000 House Show Win MI Smooth 12/4/2000 Nitro Win Shane Douglas 12/4/2000 Thunder Win Shown 12/6 Dewayne Bruce 12/11/2000 Nitro Win Shown 12/12 Lex Luger 12/17/2000 WCW Starrcade 7:20 Win No DQ Buff Bagwell 12/18/2000 Nitro Win Norman Smiley 12/18/2000 Thunder Win Shown 12/20 Mark Jindrak 12/22/2000 Thunder Win Shown 1/3/01 Lex Luger/Buff Bagwell 1/7/2001 House Show Win w/ Dewayne Bruce Kronik 1/8/2001 Nitro Win w/ Dewayne Bruce Lex Luger/Buff Bagwell 1/14/2001 Sin 11:00 Loss w/ Dewayne Bruce, Goldberg would retire if they lost. Goldberg's last WCW Match Satoshi Kojima 8/30/2002 AJPW PPV 4:02 Win Taiyo Kea 8/31/2002 AJPW PPV 3:56 Win Rick Steiner 11/17/2002 AJ/W1 PPV 6:03 Win Kronik 1/19/2003 AJ/W1 PPV 17:57 Win w/Keiji Mutoh Rock 4/27/2003 WWE Backlash 13:04 Win WWE wrestling debut Christian 5/5/2003 Raw NC Christian 5/12/2003 Raw 6:50 Win Steel Cage Lance Storm 5/19/2003 Raw Win Rosey 6/9/2003 Raw 3:25 Win Jericho 6/15/2003 WWE Badd Blood 10:59 Win Christian/Chris Jericho 6/16/2003 Raw 9:12 Win Rodney Mack 6/23/2003 Raw :26 Win Lance Storm 6/30/2003 Raw NC HHH 7/20/2003 House Show Loss Stevie Richards 7/28/2003 Raw Win HHH 7/28/2003 Raw Win Dark Match Ric Flair 8/4/2003 Raw Win Ric Flair 8/11/2003 Raw Win Ric Flair 8/17/2003 House Show Win Randy Orton 8/18/2003 Raw Win Elimination Chamber 8/24/2003 WWE Summerslam Loss HHH, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Kevin Nash other participants HHH/Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/1/2003 Raw Win w/Maven HHH 9/7/2003 House Show 1:12 Win HHH/Ric Flair 9/7/2003 House Show Win w/Maven HHH/Ric Flair 9/8/2003 Raw NC w/Mystery partner (Randy Orton) -- All three jumped him at match start HHH/Ric Flair 9/12/2003 House Show Win HHH 9/21/2003 WWE Unforgiven 14:53 Win Wins WWE Title Chris Jericho 9/22/2003 Raw 6:58 Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/28/2003 House Show Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/29/2003 Raw 5:48 Win w/Shawn Michaels Mark Henry 10/6/2003 Raw 5:10 Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/11/2003 House Show Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/12/2003 House Show Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton/Mark Henry 10/13/2003 Raw 6:08 Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/17/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/18/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Shawn Michaels 10/20/2003 Raw 6:30 NC Ric Flair/Randy Orton 11/7/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Batista 11/10/2003 Raw 2:16 Win HHH 11/16/2003 WWE Survivor Series 11:43 Win HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/17/2003 Raw 6:13 Loss 3-on-1 non-title Handicap match HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/21/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/22/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T HHH 11/24/2003 Raw 7:17 Win Kane 11/28/2003 House Show Win Kane 11/29/2003 House Show Win Kane/Batista/Randy Orton 12/1/2003 Raw 13:49 Win w/Shawn Michaels and RVD Kane 12/8/2003 Raw 5:28 Win Lumberjack Match Kane 12/12/2003 House Show 6:52 Win HHH/Kane 12/14/2003 WWE Armageddon 19:30 Loss Triple Threat, Loses Title (12/15/03 Raw) - Bischoff suspends for 30-days for attacking Conway/Dupree Matt Hardy 1/12/2004 Raw 2:26 Win Return from 30-day suspension Scott Steiner/Test 1/19/2004 Raw 5:17 Win 6 Man Battle Royal 1/19/2004 Raw 6:58 Win w/ Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Booker T, RVD, Mark Henry Royal Rumble 1/25/2004 WWE Royal Rumble 10:00 Loss Royal Rumble Match Eliminates: Charlie Haas, Billy Gunn, Nunzio Mark Henry/Coach 1/26/2004 Raw 4:23 Win Kane 2/2/2004 Raw 5:00 NC No Contest after Undertaker puts smoke/lightining in ring and Kane runs off (2/9/04 Raw) - Heyman and Austin speared. Vince suspends Goldberg Brock Lesnar 3/14/2004 WWE WrestleMania XX 13:48 Win http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/20701-goldberg/

You are wrong. Dead is dead. Anything you need any kind of revive/respawn from is a death.

Or it could be a work and he picked under a hood as the Midnight Sports Guy.

Matt Stafford just avoided having a pedestrian bridge land on his car this morning on the way to practice. Now, here's how you know the Lions' fortunes are taking an upswing: Were it 10 years ago, that bridge would have crushed him.

Been in the hospital for almost 3 weeks. Last couple days they found one of the causes of when my heart goes scary fast and were able to fix it. Just got an internal defibrillator put in that will save my life should something bad go down, plus I won't have to wear a life vest, which I fucking hated. The plan is to send me home Monday on meds to see how far they can get me before deciding on an internal pump or transplant.

I'm 40 and I grew up on the WWF and NWA, as they were called back in my day when you tied an onion to your belt, as was the style. Today, I DVR Raw and maybe watch matches or segments that get positive reviews but, more often than not, I just delete it sight unseen. The problem is there's so much TV to fill that nothing means anything anymore. When I was young, just getting to see two midcarders wrestle each other on Saturday Night's Main Event was a huge deal and a treat, because you never saw that unless you paid money to do so on PPV or a house show. Today, every match is done to death on TV and all these guys are so overexposed that there's no reason to care about anything. Why sit through 3 hours of Raw this week when there's going to be 3 more hours next week and the next, leading up to a 3 hour PPV, when you'll just see permutations of the same guys working each other, with the same style, each week? And why watch the PPV when you'll get rematches the next week on TV and the next month at the next PPV? It's not just recycling the same guys and matches. It's the booking, too. There are no consequences to anything. Cesaro is wrestling Shamus? Great. Whoever wins will not move up the card and next month both will be the same spot so who cares? Say what you want about indies but PWG is pretty much all I watch with any regularity. They're once a month (if that) so every show is special. Wrestlers have distinct and different styles, and the commentary, while funny at times, doesn't make a mockery of anything. And their titles are booked as meaningful. I'm hoping the lack of competition and the lessened need to "sell PPVs" because of the network will cause WWE to dial it back a notch. There's no need to burn through big matches on TV anymore. They could use PPVs in a more innovative way now since there are no worries over "buyrate." Shit, do old school KotR and Survivor Series. Sorry, I'm going off on a tangent. I'll just say that, as an older dude, I don't enjoy WWE because nothing they do means anything.

He's taken the move from Nigel McGuiness, but Nigel took it from Les Kellett, who was a comedy-style worker in the 70s. I think Ambrose is a bit too tall for it to look good though... and it's not one of those moves you should do in every match. If he falls out through the ropes in every match, and then only does the rebound Lariat every so often, that's going to make it one of those "You don't know what he's going to do" moves. If he just does the Lariat in every match, it's just a goofy looking move. You don't want to have a move that's like AJ Styles Pele kick, where the gimmick of the move is that never know when or where it's coming from. Except it's always after a missed Clothesline. I don't agree. Having a predictable moveset, especially for your cut-off and comeback, is a good thing for a babyface. If I'm in the crowd and saying to myself, "My boy Ambrose is getting the shit kicked out of him. I sure hope he hits the rebound lariat soon!" and then he actually does it, then I'm not watching Ambrose make his comeback, I'm willing him to do it. I'm in the ring with him. We're a team. That's how you get people invested. It's why all top babyfaces have always had the 5 Moves of Doom. It works.

Yeah, it was that one. If you're looking for other players for specific missions, this website is pretty neat and very helpful. I got in a party with two other players in a few minutes and we did it. Not easy and I died about a dozen times, but we did it!

I saw a guy with a Combover Mohawk a couple of times. You'd think with the bald in the middle, he would have gone with the Road Warrior Hawk / Keith from the Prodigy double Mohawk, but no. Slick it all to the centre and spike it up high. Pray it doesn't rain, and try not to sweat.

Read any book you can find on Harold Ballard to find out what a pain in the ass he was

Isn't that Drew McIntyre?

The only window that I see a Hall reign being possibly is 1993-1994 (in place of Yokozuna)........... A Razor/Hogan feud would've been so much fun.

"well hey, now!"

Lana threw powder in Henry's eyes during the arm wrestling match.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What about Bob is funnier than Groundhog day.

I hate the Steelers too, Ava Bailey. I hate the Steelers too.

Those pics of Lance Russell are awesome and it's great to see him looking so well. I hope I'm as good as him when I'm nearing 90. It was great when lawler introduced him before Raw and his voice is still perfect! Suddenly, I was awash with disappointment that Lance Russell wasn't commentating the Nexus invasion in 2010. Can you imagine Lance, microphone still on, berating Bryan for choking out Justin Roberts? Admonishing Darren Young for pulling up the ringside mats? Man, the moments we've missed.

But, even if you take the Commish at his word (and why the fuck would you?) his exact line was "ignorance is not an excuse." So, you know, fuck him.

Its nice to watch a Giants game when the QB throws 5 picks .... and the QB not be Eli

I imagine if Bruno were on tv for 3-5 hours every week (besides a PPV every month) folks probably would've gotten sick of him too.

No Lashley at BFG according to Jimmy Suzuki from W-1: From TNA's site: Bram. Nobody's favorite is Bram. The innovative young minds behind TNA's biggest PPV of the year: https://twitter.com/JimmySuzuki1/status/514773209322098688/photo/1 Tenay, Ryder, Vader's grandpa, Fat Andy Capp, Suzuki They should give me the book. Following the integration and utilization of my theory of Stud Stablization, I feel confident that everything will be running at peak optimization in no time. First, a change in the broadcast booth. New team of Josh Mathews, Mongo McMichael, and J. Puppet Levescue. Mike Tenay knows who J. Puppet Levescue is. It's the former Puppet H. Every week, Mongo berates J. Puppet's wardrobe choices. "Oh, look at that no good J. Puppet over there, dressed up like a cowboy. You must have rocks in your head, baby, if you're over there supporting James Storm and his Revolution, baby. And lemme tell all you good folks out there in TV wonderland something, baby, listen to Mongo, baby, you ain't gonna find action like this anywhere else so keep it tuned in right here to Impact, baby!"

I don't think it was stating your opinion so much as your pre-emptively shitting on contradictory opinions that was the issue, but hey, y'know, "exchanging ideas" and all.

I forgot about Fritz's Nazi connections. Clearly the Ultimate Warrior Program was part of Operation Paperclip.

Ambrose is more Charlie from Always Sunny than Taco

There was a pretty funny bit on We Watch Wrestling telling a story about going to New York comedy clubs with Colt and Ken Anderson. "Hard Rain!"

Nikki's ass attack almost makes sense given that she took time in a promo at some point in the last couple weeks to call attention to her voluptuous derrière (her words, not mine; don't shoot the messenger, I generally keep my perving to myself). Almost. It's actually light years away from amazing. When a guy gets hot, he rises up the card. When he rises up the card, perennial headliner and face of the business John Cena will be there waiting for him. Some guys stay at the top of the card. Some guys drop back down. It's the name of the game. But the conspiracy theory put forth by so many that Cena gets in the orbit of these guys so he can leach their heat and cast them aside never rang true to me. Cena's been cool with the mixed reactions for years and knows his place is safe. The idea that he's so insecure that he'd try to sabotage the Zack Ryders of the world is absurd. I got many a laugh last year when people pulled out the mental gymnastics to explain how Cena saving Bryan from the wrath of Ryback is akin to a burial (after Bryan's third match of the night no less).

Whose idea was it to put him in there? Yeah. Guys....Dean's fucking Stephanie. There's your WM angle.

Some probably thought the same for Austin and Foley. Ambrose screams Anti-Hero.

I'll tell you what is true, Taz was fucking awesome. And I don't give a shit what Heyman sold him as, or how short he was, I'll watch him fuck Bam Bam Bigelow up all day.