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He took his ball and went home to Chicago

I don't do the Shield entrance or the Razor strut, but last year when I had to renew my license, I installed a trap door and some flame rigging so that I could enter like Gangrel. The DMV ladies were unimpressed as per usual. Sigh.

Five Brock Lesnars ($15)

And why is Seth Rollins $5 dollars and Ambrose and Reigns are $4? evolution is a mystery

That's just The Thing isn't it?

You could always try the bank of Stout savings and loan.

Inspired by the "theme in your head" discussion, when I was leaving work this morning I turned on and started blasting it through my car stereo. I pulled up to the stop sign next to the mattress store where they're repainting, got a double take from one of the painters, and he STARTED DANCING! I love this town sometimes.

I think this is my favorite one I stumbled upon. If you tried to explain what's happening in this gif with words, it would be ridiculous.

When you look at how damaged most of the roster is now thanks to being jobbed out, wins and losses do matter.

This isn't leading to her giving birth to a hand is it?

Bless you kind sir, though I fear the story doesn't live up to the hype...Basically, the weekend before Christmas, I was DJing with a friend an all-day music festival that another friend of mine was running in London. Because no-one was really dancing in between the bands, my friend and I were saving the obvious dance floor songs until the evening when everybody would dance, so just entertained ourselves with stuff we wanted to hear during the day. Anyway, after one band, I decided to throw a wrestling theme out there. My friend was slightly embarrassed by the idea, but I pointed out that, as I was wearing a "Defend Indy Wrestling" t-shirt, anyone who did recognise it would blame me, not him. I'm not going to lie and claim the song caused some dance floor mania, but it got the best reaction of any song we played during the day portion of the show, and a pocket of people dancing. There was a load of head nodding, arm-swaying and a man running excitedly up to us screaming "Is this fucking Mark Henry's theme!?!" As a thank you for indulging me in this story, please enjoy my favourite Jimmy Hart WCW ripoff...Brian Knobb's "My Sharona" http://youtu.be/gkl7thKXweg

Paul Orndorff's late 95 theme was a good one too: In typical WCW fashion, they removed the lyrics and recycled it for The Maestro.

BUTJUSTLIKEWHENAVOLCANOISTRAPPEDINSIDEOFADORMANTMOUNTAIN.WHENTHATVOLCANOFINALLYERUPTSANDTHELAVA,THEMOLTENLAVA,DRIPSDOWNTHESIDEOFTHEMOUNTAIN...I’MJUSTLIKETHATLAVA!I’MREDHOT!I’MOUTOFCONTROL!ANDALLOFTHEVILLAGERS,WITHTHELAVAPOURINGDOWNINTOTHEIRHOUSES,DESTROYINGTHEIRCARS,SUFFOCATINGANDMELTINGTHEIRFLESH,ANDTHEVILLAGERSAREGOING‘RUNFORYOURLIVES,RUNFORYOURLIVES,RUNFORYOURLIVES!

Amateur hour. I do the Shawn Michaels WrestleMania 12 entrance everyday at work. What a ride!!!!!!

WIKIPEDIA LIES!!!! THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LIES I LIVE INSIDE THE TV WORLD FOREVER!!!! FALL GUY AND WENDY'S LADY ARE MY FRIENDS ON THE LOVE BOAT!!!!

This is going to be one of those shitty Terrel Suggs "Goodell hates us and turned out the lights" conspiracy theory things now isn't it?

The fans look like a crowd from a M-Pro spot show in 1995.

Sounds like they did, so that's good. My cousin's been doing well, from the sound of things.

Fuck that, you've got Solomon Crowe (Sami Callihan) in NXT seemingly doing nothing after debuting with a very cool hacker-type character.My $15 SS team using the current roster: Brock, Cesaro, Luke Harper, Dolph, Sami Zayn

I want to make a movie that's kind of like Falling Down, except a guy goes nuts against insurance executives who screwed his family. I bet I can get an audience to cheer scenes of torture and death.

A big, sweaty man finished him off by grabbing his head and exerting pressure. A dream, surely.

Next time I line up ol' faithful I shall say.."it's a zit" and when the head of the victim explodes I shall say "get it"

Nor have I heard the immortal words, "Oh, boy! Is this great?" during any of our murder sprees. I reccommend we all watch Animal House and incorporate at least one memorable quote into the game chatter.

I declare thee, "Vince McMahon Expression Day!"

Disco really was an amazing character.

Hey. if you were in that room, you'd want to overcompensate too.

Am I the only one seeing Gonzo's sig as Sandy Bullock crying over the Wolves coaching decision?

I think that might be Billy Kidman taking the piledriver. It's all to the good though.

Still the greatest towel-toss of all-time spanning the entire sports and entertainment spectrum.

I thought that was commonly know fact I believe it's even listed as a cocaine side effect.

I hope more than I should that they call Rollins the cerebral architect.

Not shown, those four fucking Tony's shit up. It was disturbing and violent and somewhat erotic.

I'm loving that Rey is apparently going to be the guy taking half the moves in this thread.

and then the finish

You're responsible for your own emotions, Fowler.

So it takes you two hours to get from Sporting Goods to Menswear?

As he said himself, J.T. is the Secret Keeper. Figure out the rest for yourself, friend. Oh, and it's been nice knowing you.

She thanked him for giving up his name, insinuating that she couldn't kill him until she got it. That means he was added to the list and marked off on the spot. She only recites the names before she goes to sleep, she can't very well tell him to hang out until after she goes to bed. You're worse than the people saying The Shield were bigger than the nWo.

Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine.