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If Hogan did a double noggin knocker on Batista and Orton and then declared the match a no contest after about three seconds I'd be all for it

Hulk, I've got some BAAAAD NEEEEWS. The only leg dropping happening tonight is whatever that is dribbling down your pants leg because your adult diaper is failing in its singular mission of containment.

This is gonna turn into one of those late night netflix binge type things where I search for an hour to find exactly what I want to watch, only to fall asleep 10 minutes into it because it took me so long. Every. Night.

I hope Hogan calls Batista a B-level star.

I think it would go something like this... Kevin:"Hey Glen, you fat worthless motherfucker, how would you like to come play with me and Paul, except now we suck? When I say we, I definitely am including your chubby, not good for shit ass too. I really don't like your doughy untalented ass, but I figure all the rest of the washed up ass Celtics are here so you might as well bring your dumb ass too." Glen: What about Ray? He isn't here? Kevin: "I don't even know who that traitorous, punk motherfucker, with the bedazzled mom even is"

I would rather the heavens open up and Roman Reigns is bestowed the Power of the Warrior.

Best first post ever?

Hey everyone! I've said this before but not sure if it made the rounds. I do some stand-up type comedy. I'll be performing in Boston on March 1. It's part of the after-party for the Sloan Sports Conference, which is that high-end sports nerd thing they have every year. It's put together by Luke and Matt Bonner (the Red Rocket on the San Antonio Spurs) for their charity called The Rock On Foundation. There's a Connect Four tournament (in tribute to Rajan Rondo), comedy and some music afterwards. It will be a blast! The other comics on the bill include: Aaron Hertzog (from Philly, one of my best buddies, legitimately one of the funniest dudes I know) and Hari Kondanabalou (dude had a Comedy Central showing and has an album coming out on Kill Rock Stars -- he's terrific). Here is the ticket information: http://www.ticketfly.com/event/466503 You should totally go and stop by and say hello!

Is the world famous Humpty joke in the set?

Mean Gene's twitter dropped this bomb today:

The best part of TNA was Kevin Nash's work with the X-Division. Paparazzi Productions of whatever. Those were some amazing segments.

Maybe he was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks.

http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/harley-race-drawing-by-tony-atlas.html I legit thought it was going to be a drawing of women's feet.

Colt will be passive aggressive to the end.

I had one of my great athletic achievements Wed as me and buddy (a 40 something short Philly guy) beat one of the crazy fit trainers and an ex-NBA point guard at two on two. Your boy Phil had his back to the basket turn around hook game popping, and got one of the last baskets on a drive and up and under flip shot. I need to hang up my Nike outlet basketball shoes.

I was trying to think how mad I'd be if one of the Jets got hurt, then I remembered that Trouba and Schiefele didn't make it, so I'd probably be pretty cool with it. I'd glady sacrifice Olli Jokinen's knee (both of them! and other parts too!) to get Tavares back on the ice, if it makes Mike feel any better.

and then Hogan cuts a promo before the main event about slamming Randy Orton into Lake Pontchatrain, causing the levees to burst and flooding New Orleans, before he dogpaddles/backstrokes the city to safety

I hope all of his backstage vignettes are him talking but nobody notices he's even there. "I'm down with the Yes Movement, brother. I've had my eye on you and I gotta say...I guess he's busy." "Goldust dude, you and your brother have been tearing it up, brother...okay you guys go warm up. I'm sure you got a lot on your...mind...*sigh*" "You know Yoshi, dude, the Japanese are pretty tough, brother. I remember one time Yokozuna killed me dead and humbled me just like you're doing now by walking away." "Bruti always listened."

So Hogan and Warrior are going to be at Wrestlemania together? Yesssssssssssssssss

So is it safe to assume we are getting Hulk Hogan versus Daniel Bryan at Manias 31 and 32?

Hope it's better than the last time WrestleMania had a host, The Rock at WrestleMania XXVII.

From the article: “I only have one question for the WWE Universe: Whatcha you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild as the host of WrestleMania 30?” This just makes me laugh. He's got 6 weeks to work on that one.

KG is trying to recruit Big Baby to come play in Brooklyn. It's hard to imagine that going over. "Hey, Glen, remember that time I made you cry during a game? It'll be like that but we won't win a title."

they should just make it Lucha rules so that they can have lots of 3 on 1 beatdown sequences

I love little things like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9jkSqlyDU

So I think it's safe to say that we have all done this...multiple times...on multiple devices...alwayssometimes on consecutive days...sometimes we check again right after you checked, just in case we missed it...

This is some fan video someone made for The Shield/Wyatt feud. It's AWESOME. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9X3OXPQauU

Stayed up to late and drank to much.....feel like shit.....shall I do it again.......hell yes,probably tonight.

Which time?

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

I am a firm believer that the best thing TNA ever did was give Scott Steiner a microphone on a weekly basis for over two years or more. Nothing in pro wrestling has made me laugh and go WTF? at the same time more often than Scott Steiner promos throughout the years.

A CrossFit buddy of mine sent me a message the other night. He is out in San Diego and was working out at a CrossFit affiliate there. Who walks in.......John Cena. He worked on Olympic lifts for a while. The owner of the gym asked that no one take or ask for photos, but apparently John hung out and talked with anyone interested. My friend is a big wrestling fan, so he talked with him for a while. Basically he confirmed that Cena is the world's nicest guy.

There's a website called thevoicerises.com, it's showing AJ Styles vs CM Punk from ROH and talks about starting a revolution in Chicago. They have chant ideas like SELL THE STOCK and STEPH AND RANDY. They want bitcoins too, bitcoins will help them rise. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

First Guardians of the Galaxy poster: Notice, no mention of The Incredible Hulk.

Would have been awesome if Vince had only just gotten around to seeing Rocky 4 in 1996, and decided to try and make Faarooq into Apollo Creed, if only for the mental image of Faarooq making the Living In America entrance complete with Nerf helmet.

Alright then I was about to shit stain the carpet worse than a German Shepard that got a hold of 2 x-lax after eatin a soured rabbit.

Sheiky Baby is looking particularly groovy here.

FUCK YOU Ga legal system. Doing 6 months in the county for fuckin up the guy who broke into my house is complete BULLSHIT.

When The Angel of Death himself can't survive the first round of a tag team tournament of death, that shows you just how stiff the competition is.

Yikes.

I am going to start from the earliest wrestling show (apparently Starrcade 83) and work my way through a history of wrestling.

If Guardians flops, I will shave my head

The best one is Commissioner Shawn Michaels: He'll eventually catch Lupin the Third.

I think the first few episodes were setting up that Cohle was a lunatic who is out of control and dangerous, but he is the exact opposite. He is 100% in control, he knows who he is and thinks almost everything out before he acts. Hart on the other hand is a raving lunatic, who is almost completely impulsive. He came off as such a simp in all of his relationships. His wife knows he is up to no good, Cohle knows he's unstable, and his side chick has had enough of him. The whole conversation where Hart tried to make a point about why they are different, and Cohle shutting him down with "Yeah, I know the difference, Denial," told the entire story of the show so far. Cohle may be crazy, but he knows he's crazy and uses his knowledge of his crazy to his advantage. Hart is insane, and doesn't know it, and his inabilty to recognize his insanity is going to be his downfall. He simply can't see that he is far worse off than Cohle. His fixation on family, despite the fact that he openly disrespects his family, just shows that he can't see his forest for the trees.

I'm gonna guess from the rest of his stuff no It's not like he lived through the industry and wrestled bears and shit dude