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How about if Bryan and Orton are the last two in the chamber, Bryan has Orton in the Yes-Lock about to tap, but Triple H throws salt in his eyes allowing Orton to get the pin and retain. That prompts Hulk Hogan to come out to check on Bryan, Triple H challenges Hogan to fight Orton with the belt on the line, Bryan encourages Hogan to accept, punch, punch, punch, boot to the gut, snap mare, 123, new champ.

The one older little girl holding her hand over the mouth and nose of Little Ass Kicker was far more disturbing than just about everything else this show has thrown at you. Someone needs to stake that girl soon.

I think everyone needs to stop fantasy booking interference in a cage match

Roman Reigns has changed, man. I missed the last half of the show doing husband ice-dancing duty, but I did see the Shield stuff and had plenty of twizzle time to think about it and I got to say I like how the turn is going. I can tell because I like Reigns, but I understand the heel here. I know a story is going well when I get the heel's side of things and that's what's happening here. Dean is the same guy he always was. he didn't make a big show out of it. He just started pounding on the week's victim. Just like they always did. i think he even said "That's what we do!" Because that's. what. shield. does. right? Right, Roman? Five weeks ago, Roman would have been right there with him beating on Henry. The fuck? It was good enough for you five weeks ago, but now it's wrong somehow? This. is. who. we. are. At least, it's who Dean is. Same as he always was. That's just his nature. I guess maybe Roman wants to better himself!!! Start watching Downtown Abbey!!!! Maybe take a community college course on social work? Maybe you want to start selling more t-shirts? Sounds like a buch of BULLSHIT to me and Dean. You are what you are, Roman. Join us, Roman. Embrace your nature, Roman! Eat the noodles, ROMAN! Note that Dean is morphing from one Kiefer villain (Ace Merrill) into the next one (David from THE LOST BOYS). Which makes Roman Jason Patric. FUCK JASON PATRIC!!! THERE IS A "K" IN PATRICK!!!!!! Also AFTER DARK, MY SWEET was disappointing. Actually, now that I think about it, a better analogy is Otto from REPO MAN. You're just a white suburban punk like us, Roman (okay, Samoan suburban just go with me here). Always were, always will be. Dean's all like, LET'S GO DO SOME CRIMES. LET'S GO GET SUSHI AND NOT PAY!!!! "Man, Roman would have loved this, until he went all weak-ass." Dammit. It's somewhere in there. Somewhere between Otto and Michael is Roman Reigns. And somewhere between "THEY'RE ONLY NOODLES, MICHAEL" and "I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!" is Dean. Which makes Seth Rollins a cross between and

Bumping this because of some huge changes. To start, I'm going to visit a lawyer for my own sake because I need some kind of legal advice and I need someone to ask questions that are legal related. She's under the assumption that we'll just figure this all out ourselves, but I don't want to get to a point and be caught with my pants down where we then need lawyers and I have to get one at the last minute. I would like to know everything going forward. I made the decision to sell the house. I started thinking that if we made enough off the house, then I could clear a significant portion or all of my credit card debt and have enough for a down payment on a smaller house. I also thought back to when we bought this house. One of the big reasons we bought this house as because it was close to her work. I don't need to live near the Indiana-Michigan border. I could live closer to Notre Dame if I wanted, or other parts of South Bend, like the Mishawaka and Osceola areas. That frees me up to find at least a 2 to 3 bedroom house with 1.5 to 2 bathrooms and a basement. As for selling the house, a realtor came out to do her initial assessment last week and she'll be out again on Wednesday to let us know what we need to do to sell this house. My soon to be ex-wife started dating again. I...I am happy about that development. I wasn't at first, but I feel like it makes me look better in comparison. She first broke it to me that she joined Match.com and then less than a week later told me she was going out on a date on a specific day. She's been on at least 5 dates and I suspect she went out of town to Grand Rapids last night to hang out with a dude. Again, that's fine. I was shaken up about it at first, but then I thought, "fuck her." I'm sure it doesn't make me a good person, but I also joined Match and OKCupid. I've spoken with a handful of women on there, but for the last week or two there's been one woman in particular I've really been chatting with and I went on a date with her last night. I have a good feeling about her and I don't want things to get fucked up with her. We're going to meet again on Wednesday and she's super excited about it, as am I. What I'm not excited about is really explaining my living situation. We got into some heavy topics last night, but the ending of my marriage wasn't one of them. I really need to explain that my wife and I are still in the same house, but live on different floors and there's absolutely zero feelings left, other than, end the marriage and move on. I never expected to meet someone this quickly and it's a little bit more than a rebound type situation and that's what's troubling me the most. I thought I'll go on some dates and what not, but not find someone I had a lot in common with right away. Maybe I explain it that way, I don't know. And now I'm thinking of just moving up the divorce timeline even further and asking my wife to move in with her friend now. Maybe she lives with her friend for part of the week, I live at my brother's the other part, and then we trade weekends back and forth with Maya. Compared to where I was when I first started this thread, I'm a whole hell of a lot farther along. I don't care about my wife anymore, I want happiness, I don't want to keep this house and I want a smaller house to be more financially secure, I'm fine being a single dad, I'm fine with moving on and dating, and I'm in great shape. Things are looking up.

Believe in The Shield.

the move is fine - its the person doing it for a hotdog and some roofies thats the fucking moron.

And then JBL would laugh at him for making a dated reference.

I'm thinking something more like this-

"Shut up and do Latka!"

I think this is what you meant.

I'm guessing syphallus likes to breathe

Just seems like such a nothing match for Cena in the scheme of things - Austin/Hall levels. The way they keep cutting to Cena's reaction to whatever Bryan does or the Yes chants is odd.

Vader's best WWF match was the Final Four Main Event, which was also the best 4 way match. My opinion of course

and...

"My name is Irwin R. Schyster. For many decades I have been reminding you to pay your taxes. Recently, I retired from that business. But a Satellite company came to me with tax problems. In exchange for solving those problems, they made me the CEO of their company. Unfortunately for you, I have decided to cease the airing of WWE Pay Per Views on my satellite company until you order a PYT and pay.. your.. taxes"

"I ain't gonna hit no lady!" ."Well I'm not a fuckin lady!"

I've seen it twice now. I may even see it a third time. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!

Lawler would know it's called the Sunsphere, though

It isn't a bad idea to get feedback from people that are less likely to be biased due to not having an emotional connection to the people involved.

Dude, he'd find a way to stunner you through the Internet.

Drugged up Kerry Von Erich debuts on Flair For The Gold as the Shockmaster, crashing through the set, and sending his prosthetic foot flying into the studio audience, scarring dozens of children for life.

I'm not commenting on your situation, Craig, but if that was me, I don't think I'd be jumping into a relationship so quickly. I'd take 6 months at least just to take stock of my life, and like Antacular said, I'd be looking for some fun before settling down again.

Good news for me, I went on a date last night. It was awesome.

I wish I saw 40K

Film reviewer Mark Kermode once told a story about going to see Jack and Jill. He was the only one in the theater. It was him and the projectionist. At the end, he walked out and caught the eye of the man. They shared a mutual look of shame and disgust then Kermode walked away and didn't look back. I imagine this is what it's like going to a TNA house show.

I think this is what you meant. I can't quite tell from your tone, but it feels like you're trying to Hassle the Hoff.

Screw you, Taxpayer!

Stripes and Caddyshack were near-unwatchable for me. Ghostbusters is still boss though.

Kayfabe, Koko gets in for Piledriver.

A lot of potentially massive CAP 2 spoilers going around right now. Be wary if you care to remain unsullied.

Not only did they not catch him but they made him go head first by working as a wall.

If last night's episode had flashbacks, it would have been a structurally-perfect recreation of an early-season LOST episode.

They really missed out on putting out a Raven t-shirt with the slogan "That's so Raven" back in the day, probably with him doing the Evenflow DDT or something.

Anybody ever been?

Spoilered for size, young pre-SSBG Wayne Coleman. With hair!

I thought that was the board's own Gordi at first.

Cold nothing. It's New England. The average blood type is Dunkin' Donuts positive. You need as many people to get your coffee as possible.

It'd be awesome if they gave him his Hall of Fame ring in a big box and then a cobra came out and bit his face

That must be the one he tried to write after actually reading it

I'm sorry, but nudie pictures? If that's what she's doing, get out now. That seems harsh, and I don't mean for it to be, but if a chick is sending naked pics to another guy, emotions have already developed, at least on her end. Most women don't do that unless they've caught feelings for someone. Have you ever considered that you're being strung along in the event that whatever she thinks she'll have with the other guy doesn't work out? Sounds like she's trying to play both ends. And I can almost guarantee that he's not going to leave his wife for her. I just don't like the sound of it. It seems manipulative. I appreciate you wanting to keep things stable for your daughter. It's admirable, wish more parents would do it. But a divorce doesn't mean that either you or your wife will stop loving your child. Honestly, your daughter's life could easily be more impacted by parents trying to string along an unproductive marriage. Just something to think about.

I would listen to Lowki audiobooks. I'm just saying.