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I am getting tired of it, so if you have been doing a troll gimmick, I would tone it down or enjoy some board vacations

Can't decide what moment was worse for wrestling fans: The day we found out it wasn't real OR the day we started giving a shit about buy rates and ratings breakdowns.

It was the day people claimed they knew merch sale numbers by glancing at the TV

I bet when no one was looking Hogan dropped the leg on Yokozuna's grave and had Brian Knobbs count to the three.

If they were smart they'd just make different color Sin Cara's. Have Huni-Sin Cara split up his powers and pass them on to worthy and honorable people. So you'll have Sin Cara Verde(Samuray), Sin Cara Azul(PAC), Sin Cara Rojo(Generico) & Sin Cara Amarillo(Terry Funk)

I vote anyone arguing merch sales with Gonzalez is banned for 2014. Also Gonzalez.

I blame Scott Keith.

I don't want to see Hogan ever again. It's brutal to see him so broken down.

The cool kids do.

Yeah, they're are pretty awesome. They are also developing some really witty retorts to my B.S. I took the girls to a play at the Kelowna Theatre last Friday. Our tickets were at the desk, and I told a funny story to the two women at the counter (in regards to how I got the vouchers to get the free tickets I was picking up), and...well, I come off as a flirt because, yeah. I am. Anyway...as we were going to get some hot chocolate because we were early, my oldest (Zoe), asked me if I knew the two women at the counter? I said no, I was just talking to them to be polite. She accused me of flirting, and I said "I'm not flirting: your Dad is just very charming, handsome and charismatic." To which Zoe replies, "I'm not sure what 'charismatic' means, but I *know* you're not the other two." ZING!

Well, looks like Moyes finally found a way for Everton to get a win at Old Trafford...

Wade Barrett is a prime example of why wrestling is suffering without competition. This is a guy who could have walked to WCW the moment someone was like 'we want you to sit a podium and say generic heel statements about hometowns.' Not my favorite wrestler by any stretch, but the dude deserves better.

...And people say I'm trolling.

Because no one buys their merch, right?

No, Harlem Heat would have taken the titles from Marcus Bagwell and Ryback, then lost them to Marcus Bagwell and Curtis Axel.

I thought since it was still Hannukah it was going to be Barry Horowitz. Behold my surprise.

How many games under .500 do the Nets have to be before a separate LOL Nets thread is justified?

After a bit of time to think about it, Stephanie reminded me of Peggy Bundy last night. While not as fabulous as Mrs. Bundy, the way Stephanie talked up HHH last night was like each time everyone knew Al sucked in bed and Peggy would say something like "You rocked my world, Al." to Al's face while telling the woman literally next to her "Not really." Only problem is that HHH isn't as manly or likeable as Al Bundy.

HELL YES Dewey Crowe is back on JUSTIFIED this season.

Does anybody really understand lucha psychology? I've watched wrestling from all over the world, and despite liking some lucha, I really have no idea what is going on 95% of the time. Every match just seems like both guys are trying to sprint to get all of their moves in. Both guys are trying to win the match. Sometimes they want to do this through skill and within the framework of the rules. Other times, they don't care for each other much and would like to hurt their opponent in route to victory. That's pretty much it.

"Unprofessionalism and unreliability". Ouch. I have the feeling Savio Vega is about to get one last US payday.

Playing John Cena in chess is easy. You just gotta withstand his first 5 moves, then he's done.

I knew there was a thread missing from the board. :> --- This is quite the week for the folks who are annoyed about the MMA coverage in the Observer. The first US Wrestling news doesn't come until page 7. 3.5 pages on UFC PPV 1 page on NJPW G-1 1 page on MMA 1 page on NJPW ippv 1 page on NOAH and then the Raw/SD/TNA TV ratings before the results section

I don't know. The little one wields a mean birthday cake knife.

Relax. Another Batman is coming. Just be excited this will be the first time in the DC (movie) Universe we will see more than one superhero (outside of their own family) on screen at the same time. Not everyone needs to have an origin story the first time you see them.

They will probably just put Ricardo Rodriguez under the mask and have him feud with Del Rio. Also Mark Henry clearly has the most Sin Cara potential:

No it won't.

I thought the Knobbs one started out pretty boring and then picked up. The audio quality was horrible (which Austin explained), but the talk got really good. The Hennig-pooing-in-an-air-freshener bit was fantastically disgusting. I do find it funny that most "ribs" are just some guy shitting on something. One thing that interested me about the Knobbs ep was that Austin actually initiated a conversation about Hogan. It's been mentioned in this thread that the only guy he's even remotely badmouthed on the show is Johnny Ace in one off-hand comment. But you'll notice that every time someone brings up Hogan, Austin just gets kind of quiet and moves along to the next topic. Always thought that was a "if you don't have anything nice to say..." situation. So it was kind of interesting to hear him bring up Hulkamania. It was also funny that Knobbs was clearly gassed and breathing all heavy at the end of the interview.

He looks more like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Sometimes people really need to argue with Gonzalez, I get it, but holy hell STOP WITH THE QUOTE BOX. 1. We all know who you are arguing with. 2. Some of us don't want to read this idiot's schtick. It's damn near unavoidable if you quote him.

Check out all of Akiyama/Shiozaki's tag title matches and all the Suwama/Go matches.

Yup that's it. I assumed the 'giving thanks' part was to appease the retail gods? and the holiday was to honour those trampled while trying to buy a half price lawnmower. Also, pancake day is fucking awesome.

The bus is a specific contract perk though right? Yes, and the idea that no one buys Bryan's merch is bullshit, too.

Considering they don't have him work singles much, I really enjoyed Snitsky's match with Benoit this week.

PULL ON HIS BEARD

Can Michael PS Hayes be the Michael PS Hayes of wrestling?

Bravo. How is this not getting all of your likes people? Liking a BigFresh post is like voting for Bush in 2004 And yet, you did it just a few hours ago in the "How old is everyone?" thread.

Did he perform The Stroke on you?

Also, there will never be "a cure for cancer" the way people think of it, because cancer isn't just one disease, it's a massive class of them, that will likely each need their own cure.

I don't know if there is a character I miss more than Big Johnny. He had so much more to give.

I think if you subscribe you can watch it a couple of days early.

There are people that don't like Con Air. They're mostly yet-to-be-convicted pedophiles, but I will fight to my last breath in defence of that movie.

He's 5' 11". Surmountable ... you want a guy with a voice like "nails dragging down your soul", Wade is the man. Fuck that. Come on, there has to be someone that's a comic book lover on the WWE roster that talks to Taker from time to time that can convince him to audition for the part. I'm sure he doesn't want his acting resume to be just one episode of "Poltergeist: The Legacy", and "Suburban Commando". Shit he played this same kind of part on Poltergeist... http://youtu.be/9m4leV6nJUY And now he's old enough for it.

Thank goodness for Tito Santana. Haha...

HUSTLE pushed Amazing Kong against men, and even put the tag belts on her and Aja Kong