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Can you imagine what it must have been like when those two went out to party after a show? Andre drinking gallons of beer, Dusty calling up Dick Murdoch looking for that dang ol mule.Imagine the mufflers.

As long as there's a place where BINGO is not presently being played. As long as there's a fat tub of goo in camo shorts, a cut up Megadeth shirt, and a desire to tell kids in the front row to know their roles and shut their mouths. As long as there's another fat tub of goo who has a desire to watch grown men roll around on a mat while chanting "Show Your Tits!" at women. There will always be indie wrestling.

I don't see any reason to buy a PPV with matches they're gonna redo the next week or so on free TV.

WWE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin™ has offered you a can of an alcoholic beverage. What would you like to do? A -- Accept the Steveweiser™ B -- Decline the Steveweiser™ If you Choose "A"

They should call it a Suplex.

Someone posted a pic of the Sixers GM looking depressed after their latest win.

There was, but Vince let him slip away...How long until The UWA is aired on ESPN Classic?

This really shouldn't be funny, but I still laughed, and laughed. http://deadspin.com/unconscious-nuggets-mascot-lowered-to-court-in-macabre-1457332643?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Poor Rocky...

Hey, Titus and Darren, what has Justin Blackmon just pissed away any hope of getting because of his own god damn stupidity?

That Robin must be Lawler's wingman "I've got this friend. He's a little older than us..."

Why, yes. That IS Akebono as a zombie fake-attacking people in Tokyo during a 1,000 person zombie flash mob.

I don't know, I'm leaning towards someone did NOT have to..

"The celebrity buyer of TNA you ask? That's right you guessed it, Frank Stallone."

Should I buy TNA next week or the Twin Peaks complete season boxset for $45.30? They're roughly the same price, I'd imagine.

I don't know why I am even bothering after that Mark Henry as Rick Ross photo.

COVER YOUR FUCKING TRACKS FAT SPANISH WAITER.

Because for years and years any guy who was a heavyweight or a superheavyweight but didn't do headdroppy, fighting spirit all-japan stuff was reviled. All people wanted was quick-quick-movez-y workrate stuff. Mark Henry has presence. He makes every movement matter. He's great at knowing when to give and when to take. He has astoundingly credible offense. Yeah, he also bumps big when he has to, but there's probably two-three generations of fans that were weaned on workrate and Henry doesn't hit those marks. He hits marks that are endlessly better. He's not at all a Meltzer-ian wrestler and he's sure not a Scott Keith-ian one either, and you can't really enjoy him in that wrestlecrap ironic way without shitting on everything that makes him great. Basically, you have to think outside the box of the "schools" of smarky online wrestling fandom to enjoy him and it's hard for most people to escape their roots.

Can you imagine what would have happened to you if you didn't end up here, kid? You guys wouldn't like Mark Henry!

Were you followed? Keep an eye out, everyone, for shitty posters that may have followed FSW back. You'll know them by their BAZINGA! Avatar and Madison Rayne cleavage signature.

It's a stupid rule that refs will only enforce when they feel like it. Which means it will cost someone a playoff game. Awesome.

You guys worrying about missing out on vanilla midget flippy dudes are missing one huge problem: a new, good big man hasn't debuted since Big Show. That's why we need the Performance Centre. And before you start on with HOW ABOUT BROCK or YOU FORGOT BATISTA I mean proper big men. Not large, muscular dudes.

Which of course is why people ask Kurt Angle why he doesn't wrestle anymore.

Why do the Shield ever need to split up?

Don't forget that Mason Ryan is still around somewhere!

I think the big problem with WWE is that they need more new faces in the mix. People have taken to Daniel Bryan because he's relatively new on the WWE scene, much like they took to Punk. But he's still facing Randy Orton and Triple H, who have both been around forever. John Cena's been on top for years now. Orton is one of the least compelling main eventers ever. J.R. made a great point about people overstaying their welcome - if it means getting rid of some old faces to bring up some new ones, so be it.

But it has been fucked up. Bryan is less over, less exciting than when he entered this storyline. How can the common fan believe in him after he repeatedly failed to hold onto the belt and outsmart the heels? The one thing you never do is let your fans down when it matters, and Bryan was booked to do so.

SMARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. . .MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS! Pillman was so great.

Can you imagine what it must have been like when those two went out to party after a show? Andre drinking gallons of beer, Dusty calling up Dick Murdoch looking for that dangol mule.Imagine the mufflers. Big Johnny, ya got ya muffla in baby?

Does anybody else miss when Spike would reair that weeks Impact on Saturday mornings from 9-11? It was the perfect show to watch hungover. Then again TNA was fun bad then not bad bad

You all guessed wrong.

Dick Murdoch in a belly shirt is quite the sight.

I recently re-read Gary Hart's autobiography. I've only read four wrestling books (also Lou Thesz's, J.J. Dillon's and The Assassin's), but Gary Hart's book blew them all out of the water, as much as I liked them. Hart's book is just... a very good book and a very entertaining read an sich, without needing the addendum 'for a wrestling book'. He's very candid about everything, including Gino Fernandez and the Von Erichs, and he talks a lot about what spawned certain gimmicks and angles and what goes on in the booking office and how shows and companies are run. Anyone else here as big a fan of the book as I am?

As far as all-time bad teams go I still have a soft spot in my heart for the 93 Sharks and Jeff Hackett's 2 wins 30 losses and 5.28 GAA.

Ah, so it's like Ghost World. Gotcha.

Horrible game for Rose, but I just knew that last one was going in. Wild stuff. CP3 also added 5 steals to go along with the 42-15 line. At one point in the 3rd quarter the Clippers did this: I missed you, NBA.

I liked the trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past. I just hope it isn't too busy with most of the cast from the oriignal X-Men trilogy and X-Men: First Class meeting up. I also like this:

YEEHAW!

SHUT THE INTERNET DOWN. This wins. Also was that Halloween Havoc 2000 ad supposed to be in reference to something in particular? That was when my interest in WCW was at an all time low but I cant remember anything futuristic or historic or whatever about that show.

Llub Eht YnnhoJ doesn't spell "killer," you fucking liar!

Miz becomes a lot more likeable as a babyface if you just pretend he's Kyle Reese from The Terminator.

"We all know who their father is!" - S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Mike Tenay

I bought it. I'm very much enjoying it. Up to Wrestlemania V so far. I always vote Democrat.

If they're getting "paid" so much, why do the coaches not get "paid" similarly? You can't buy a pair of shoes or a shirt with a scholarship. For that you gotta go get a job that pays actual cash except, oh yeah, players aren't allowed to have jobs. There's also the fact that not every player is on a full scholarship. Lots of starters, including a whole bunch of kickers, aren't on scholarship. And that's not even addressing the whole licensing deal where the NCAA sells player gear - remember the NCAA's own web site returned results if you searched for "Johnny Manziel" on it - but giving the players none of the cut. And all of that ignores the fundamental unfairness of players not being allowed to market themselves. OK, fine, you don't wanna have the NCAA pay players. Cool. No problem. Tell me why Manziel shouldn't be able to sit down for an afternoon and sign some photos to make some $$$?

I love the idea that Bischoff can somehow turn things around. Um...he's the reason they're in the mess they are now. The idea that things are going to change if he gets 100% control is ludicrous. He STILL thinks you can build a promotion around Hulk Hogan in 2013, for God's sake.

I just don't see the evidence that Bisch could possibly succeed. I mean, the last 15 years haven't shown any reason to think Bischoff has anything left to give that actually helps a wrestling company.

You're the one that invited the WWE comparison.