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My wife informed me that we're spawning again.

I couldn't believe my eyes. What a great rib.

Hopefully for a more exciting team. Rowan's very green (but I think his faults have been overstated), but if you're dissing Luke Harper than I don't even know, man...

This will all be worth it if Davey Richards invades to shut down Wrestling is Respect and Ox Baker invaded to shut down Wrestling is Heart. Ox would shut it down by punching the entire promotion.

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@VinceYoung Let them know VY is in shape and ready to go! I always loved my birth place and everyone who lives in it IM READY

Just do what I do, and every time he does the discus lariat, pretend he is the offspring of an evil hillbilly woman who tricked Kerry Von Erich into having sex with her. Kind of like King Arthur and Morgana, but with less swords and more whiskey and trailer parks. It makes him top three in the company easy. Did the woman chain up Kerry afterwards so he had to saw off his foot to escape?

I finally got a damn car. Walked in with no money down, no insurance, no cosigner, mediocre credit, no trade-in. Drove out with a perfectly decent used Taurus for below blue-book value. On my birthday. Just in time to save my ass, getting me to both work and school.

This is a perfect spot to get that second Victorino plunking in. Don't let me down, now.

He was boring as shit in Chikara too unless he was in the ring with Cesaro. So he's consistent at least.

What did her confidants ever do to WWE?! Now her confidence...maybe.

The fairytale is dead again, eat shit Cleveland you worthless sons of shits.

Just do what I do, and every time he does the discus lariat, pretend he is the offspring of an evil hillbilly woman who tricked Kerry Von Erich into having sex with her. Kind of like King Arthur and Morgana, but with less swords and more whiskey and trailer parks. It makes him top three in the company easy.

The game takes place in fake California why the fuck are you paying in pip pip cheerio money?

Danshoku Dino needs to come in and start Wrestling is Gay

This thread is fucking awful.

You sure it was YOUR eyes??

They're both better at laying out matches than the majority of the roster. Del Rio is probably the best heel wrestler in the company because his offense looks credible but he shows enough ass to keep people from cheering him. He knows how to let wrestlers beneath him on the totem pole get in a little offense without making himself too weak. He also makes things really easy for faces to garner sympathy with the way he works them over. The Ziggler and Christian matches are good examples. He's also one of the few gameplan wrestlers on the roster, and by executing his matches with what appears to be a legit agenda, Del Rio creates a more detailed continuity to his matches.Christian is a great underdog wrestler who really excels in cat-n-mouse matches, where he attempts to outwit stronger wrestlers. He's also believable as "survivor" who could possibly pull out an upset win through some veteran tactics. It's difficult to be an underdog, while still looking credible with your successes, and he can pull that off. He's also really good at selling body parts to give himself an out for his losses. More faces that are in jobber mode could learn from that.So what's the point when no gives a shit about you? People for a few years now have been proclaiming that ADR is 'great worker' but I don't see how when he can't sustain any interest.. And he is one of the few guys on the roster who didn't waste time jobbing to much, much less nteresting people. Then again, my biggest gripe with WWE tv is how they don't seem to give a shit that more than 80% of their roster can't move a crowd even if they started shooting rounds off before their matches.He sustains my interest. I'm somebody. Character/story wise, I think he cuts a good promo, but he's often in a position where he has nothing to do outside of cutting variations of the same promo. He's a better wrestler than most of the roster but he's rarely spoken about with reverance by people higher up the food chain. Triple H doesn't care about having Del Rio on his side. CM Punk doesn't care about beating him for the title. The belt he holds has no real perceived value, so no one really has a reason to go after him, unless the writers give him a good story. And he doean't have one. That's why he's getting Khali - because who cares?I watch WWE differently. I don't watch whole episodes and get filled in on stories from here or vid packages on PPVS. So my stake in a match is different than people who actually go through the arduous task of watching 8 hours of WWE a week. I'm not overexposed to certain guys, or trained to not give a shit about people yet, because I only watch a handful of matches a month. But Del Rio is fucking good in the ring, because of what I outlined and that's all that matters to me. Whether or not the crowd'a care is irrelevant.

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Don't sell yourself short it is only 64 not 84. You might even have the dough to be in the front row.

Someone made a music video to "El Paso" connecting the show's storyline to the lyrics. The last episode "Felina" is named after the character in the song. It's also an anagram for "finale."

he has that same look when they run out of breadsticks in the Pizza Hut lunch buffet I hear EDIT: Same old Skins

Poor kevin nash

Jesus

They knew what they were getting into when they walked that aisle. A REAL MAN PAYS THE PRICE AND LOVES HIS WOMAN 365 NIGHTS A YEAR! WHOOO! NO HAIR, NO FLAIR!

Yeah... holy shit.

Something I just did: Watched someone on the map with a bounty, move to set a trap in their path, and call Lester to take me off the grid, blasting them when they came down the narrow Vinewood Hills road I had blocked with my car. So mean. So fun.

@NFLONFOX: FIVE pick-sixes in FIVE consecutive games for Texans' quarterbacks. A full and proper facepalm, not even necessary

The Panthers taking out their frustration on the few teams that are shittier than them this season has been very therapeutic.

These 1:00 games are fantasy football cancer right now

Nick Foles with a QB Draw for a TD WHO NEEDS MICHAEL VICK!

When it is time to send in the bees instead. And the hounds with bees in their mouths.

One thing I don't think has been mentioned in this thread: I think this movie might have the best sound design I have ever experienced. I rarely think about sound design (I think the last time I noticed it in a movie was how bad it was in Dark Knight Rises, and before that, probably Inception's brilliant use of sound...) but the way it starts with the indistinct radio chatter, and slowly comes into focus, the way sound just drops out, and it uses silence almost as a weapon, it... If the sound design and editing Oscars don't go to this film, something is very fucking wrong at the Academy.

Some drunk guy ordered a Wii U and sent it to my house last week. Since then I've been vultching on any deal I get a whiff of. I got a brand new pro controller for 12 bucks at best buy. Then, toys r us had a buy 1 get the other one 40% off deal so I just went ahead and preordered Mario 3D world and new Link to the past. Even though they almost queered the deal with HORSESHIT sales tax. I would never fucking preorder. It's a scam. So why did I do it? Fuck you.I still think it should be called Super Mario World 3D.NSMB U is god damned good and making NSMB2 look like hot dogshit on dew covered grass. It has the magic. Fucking d-pad on this big honking controller is the best fucking d-pad nintendo has put out in years. Buttons are good too. Everything is squishy but not shitty like PS3 start button. Last great d-pad and buttons were original GBA. Once they started in on that clicky horseshit it was all down th' shitter.Like, the controller feels so fucking good I'm almost tempted to get super metroid even though I have the real cartridge and could also just as easily play it on emulator with an N64 controller. Someone will get drunk.

You know, there are things from the Lloyd Carr era I would love this team to remind me of... The inability to find a kicker is not one of them. I'd probably be more angry, but, really, after the two games before the bye, and the first half against Minnesota, it's not like I was actually expecting a B1G title, much less them to actually go undefeated or something. And, hey, TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not that he didn't fit into the era he was active in, but I've always thought Arn Anderson would have made a hell of an NWA champ if he'd been around in an era where he wasn't overshadowed by Ric Flair.

Damn where do I put this? Boxing? MMA? Anyway, the GLORY debut show on Spike was pretty darn good.

There's not much in sports more enjoyable than watching the Red Sox get flustered and upset.

Do you mean funny haha or funny peculiar? It was actually really funny. They were doing an interview when they first got together and Jinder says "I'm the funny one" in a monotone and a total stone face, and they waited a few seconds as he looked at the camera emotionless before moving on. http://www.wwe.com/videos/go-behind-the-music-with-3mb-raw-oct-29-2012-26064525 Drew is pretty great in this too.

Superstar Billy Graham was way out of place and ahead of his time in the late 70's

Europe Breakdown: Group A: Settled: Belgium wins the Group, Croatia to the playoffs Group B: Italy wins, one of four teams can finish 2nd (Bulgaria, Denmark, Czech Republic and Armenia). As it stands, second place in this group may not be enough, as Bulgaria is in last in the second placed teams table, and would miss out on playoffs) Group C: Settled: Germany in, Sweden to playoffs Group D: Netherlands wins, Turkey, Romania and Hungary can finish 2nd (Turkey is in the final playoff spot for second placed teams) Group E: Switzerland wins, Iceland or Slovenia for 2nd place Group F: Russia just needs a point to qualify, Portugal (who just dropped two points to Israel) needs Russia to lose to Azerbaijan (not likely), to win against Luxemborg (likely) and to make up seven goals difference Group G: Bosnia and Greece are tied on 22 points entering the final game. Bosnia has the advantage in a +23 goal difference (compared to Greece's +5), so they just have to match the result of Greece to qualify (Greece v Lithuania, Greece v Lichenstein.. expect Greece to go all out there!) Group H: England have guaranteed at least a playoff berth, but if they do not beat Poland, the Ukraine will probably knock them into the playoff (they face minnows San Marino) Group I: Spain (who is just about to beat Belarus). just needs a point in their final qualifying game against Georgia to qualify, France need a Spain loss and to beat Finlkand

Warlord is still huge too...and now he's purple.So he's Maul from Wild C.A.T.S??

Because it's not fair to Flair.

So is she going to take over for Wilbon? Because that would be a serious host upgrade. Jalen, Bill and Doug would all benefit. There is no excuse to cut Jalen off mid goofball rant.

It's a giant command centre that also works as a vehicle. Think Command and Conquer. A giant luxury bus, basically. Punk gives a tour of his on his DVD, neglects to point out where Cabana sleeps.

I used to have a Warlord tribute page on Geocities back when I was in college in the late 90's. It was intended as a joke but I actually got a few legit emails from Warlord fans and got an email from a guy named Chasyn Rance that Warlord wrestled at a Florida Indie show. Sadly it's down now but I got the html and all that before Geocities shut down.

I dunno, sounds like I might shit my pants. I'll probably wait for the Bul Ray. I'm going to assume the story is about her keeping the shuttle above a certain limit or Dennis Hopper will blow it up.

I guess maybe this goes here. I was looking for clips of Eileen Brennan on Youtube, and stumbled on a promo for the network premier of PRIVATE BENJAMIN. It made me realize how awesome the old intro themes were for the old networks when they showed a movie. Before cable and video rights and Netflix, it was a big deal when a movie would show up on t.v. and the opening promos were weirdly a big part of a kid's life. NBC THURSDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES: PIRANHA The music is this one is a little dull and feels a bit like the opening theme to a cruise ship variety show. But the visuals are great. Apparently NBC is able to deploy a globe-wide sort of firing chute through which it can blast letter-shaped fireworks across the galaxy. The explosions at the base of the chute must be enormous and the cost in lives astonishing. It all ends with the final launch of a world-destroying orb of flame that envelopes the atmosphere, destroying all life and simultaneously initiating a new planetary ecosystem powered by a single Tower of Babel made up of swirling lasers and producing constant spew of sparks that ignite any would be attackers and provide the sustenance to a new sunless planet. CBS SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIE: ROCKY II The musical theme here is fantastic and could almost be mistaken for the CBS NFL on Sunday theme from back in the day what with the constant pulsing of like a trombone in the background. It's all power and lightning bolts. This one is a weird mixture of images. It begins with a nifty cold open of the English language under attack by alien craft. Each word is bombarded with a rainbow of photon blasts from the unseen invaders before, powered by defiance, they ignite in a fiery suicidal rage and surge toward the mothership, killing themselves but saving our ability to form words. It is then that we realize that this battle is taking place in the psyche of a mute boy who witnessed a horrible crime. The inner world of this mute boy is one inhabited mostly by giant film machinery, and we suddenly find ourselves careening into the mechanical nightmare of film processing. Blinded by spotlights, sliced by editing machnes, and grinding through reels and gears, we are pulled into the pitiless eye of the all-seeing, all-telling camera. Revelation! The boy bursts out in the courtroom with the answer we have been waiting for: "It was the projectionist! It was the projectionist what done killed my family that night!!!!!" ABC SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE: STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN This one has the best music, but the least ambitious visuals. The sonic buildup is tremendous...twirling trilling shuttering strings make it sound like an army of Yeti's is about to launch it's first nuclear strike against the damnable Sasquatches. It is overwhelming. Visually, the rhythms tie into the pulsations within an eternity tube into which we are being launched. The color and star shapes indicate that the US military has developed this eternity tube, possibly in the hopes we might get a glimpse at distant alien ass. No, wait. They appear to be launching something into the nether reaches of the delta quadrant. It's...our alphabet! Soon we will be able to communicate in a rudimentary way with whatever horrible monsters exist beyond the domain of our Jesus. Hold on something seems to be going wrong. The eternity tube is pulling everything into it!!!! Three letters in and it is already preparing a response...a message from the higher power...the true nature of our existence revealed. It is....and awesome dicso-themed movie marquee the size of seven hundred of our Suns! We have our answer. All the world is a stage! And Donna Summer is the prophet!