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My wife informed me that we're spawning again.

Fuck retail especial fuck customers of retail who act like the world is ending cause the thing they want is sold out. EVEN BIGGER FUCK YOU to retail customers who expect me to break street date cause they can't look at a fucking calendar

You were abducted last week, and now your wife is mysteriously pregnant. I think I saw this episode of X-Files.

Superstar Billy Graham was way out of place and ahead of his time in the late 70's

Might as well bring this one back from the dead. Forced HJ and all. Again kudos goes to whoever it was that had the idea. Giant Baba and Stan Hansen Splash Mountain

In a mission last night to steal a Lost van for Trevor, Gonzalez was driving the van back, and glfpunk and I were trailing on bikes. For literally no reason whatsoever, glfpunk begins swerving back and forth on the road, putting me into the guardrail and killing me. He said he was "dancing on his bike."

Bad News Brown's WWF run as Stone Cold a decade too early is the first thing comes to mind

Noted. Now THIS guy should have prefaced his work by saying that it sucked.

Can't wait for DDP to take Flair in and teach him Yoga.

"AH, THERE ARE NO MEMBERS OF THE WWE UNIVERSE HERE!"

Sucks when something like that happens

Just got back from seeing this in IMAX 3D and it was one of the absolute most incredible experiences I've ever had in a theater. Words cannot describe how amazing this movie was. When it was over I sat there till the end of the credits just taking in what I'd seen. Give Sandra Bullock the oscar now, give the movie best picture, special effects, cinematography, score, etc.. If anyone is reading this and you haven't seen this yet, go see this in the theater in 3D (IMAX if possible) NOW. I don't think I've ever seen a film that benefited from 3D and IMAX like this...

Me and two other DVDVR guys just beat 10 survival levels. TEAMWORKRATE~

Never was someone's screen name more appropriate for the gif he posted. Good GOD.There hasn't been a #6 in Texas take that bad a shot since the pilot for "Friday Night Lights".And I like to think from his spot on the sideline, JR yelled "THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!"

Ebessan: 293 matches [55-238-0 = 19% win] Disrespect............

You sure it was YOUR eyes??

That's actually pretty good. You probably could legit get an entry job at an average TV.production market with similar skills. Seriously, what is with you guys trashing your work then showing it? "I wrote a RAW review but it sucks but if you want to read it..." "Here's some crude PhotoShop"..." Shit, show pride in your work. It's a message board, we're going to shit on it for whatever reason because most of us are assholes, but deal with it. At least if you're going to post it, be proud of it. If someone posts a link to something they wrote and then adds "eh, it's not that great, read it or whatever" or some similar bullshit, well, guess what? I won't. Because I'll take their word that it sucks. Well in my case it is establishing a line. Then if someone attacks my shit, I am morally allowed to attack them. .

"OH HAI!"

So, I went back to the The Orpheum in Ybor City (Tampa) tonight for some FIP action. Crowd was horrible. Show was good. I met this guy: We talked for like 20-30 minutes and he is the nicest dude ever. He even said he knew who I was as a poster.... I have no idea why I made that face.......... I'm sorry *Edit* The manager of the Bravados tried to get in the shot and that was my reaction. My friend "croped" him out. Naylor is awesome....!!

You are just the worst.

Watching this series is going to be like tending to the giant machine in METROPOLIS.

I've reading The Disaster Room, Greg Sestero's account of making The Room with Tommy Wiseau. This book is something else. You thought the movie was bizarre. Highlights so far: -Wiseau taking 3 hours and hundreds of takes simply to do the 7 second bit where he goes "I did not hit her, I did not...oh, hai, Mark." -Wiseau deciding to do a lengthy Marlon Brando monologue in one of his early acting classes and everyone in the room being in a mixture of awe and disbelief knowing they were witnessing one of the most disastrous pieces of acting ever. -The cameraman insisting he had to work under a tent so Wiseau couldn't see him laughing -Wiseau confiding in Sestero that the character of Mark was named after the famous Hollywood actor "Mark Damon."

Heroes for Hire would basically be like Burn Notice but with super heroes, put it on USA. Have Cage and Rand basically be the bottom feeding odd couple trying to cash in on the superhero wave, realizing they can do good work and help people. But they both have chips on their shoulders for whatever reason.

To paraphrase Rorschach, men get arrested. Dogs get put down.

Still my favorite part of this is that Nash trying to lay down requires three moves that equal the rhythm from "We Will Rock You." Try it...Watch Nash and go along with his rhythm...Boom Boom BOOOOP Boom Boom BOOOOOP and then start singing.

Scans from WWE #1... And I was wrong about the release. It's coming out 12/11/13. I'm so getting this if comicXology is selling it.

ADR is just awful. Guy has pretty much turned the WHC into a glorified midcard US title. You know things are bad when your wrestling career arguably peaked when you ran over Santa.

Indeed. The moment that made me a Regal fan for life.

I'd rather see a Marvel Knights series on HBO with Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Punisher, maybe even Blade. Make it like a darker, street-level Avengers.

I remember the days when I was cool with my favorite wrestler Bret Hart being WWF Champion without being aware that TEH NUMBREZ were down at the time.

I love the amount of Mark Henry on that cover. They know what pays the bills.

A Davey Boy collection would rock my world.

Robbie E won a match? TNA must be in worse shape than we thought.

Wait, so I don't have to hear Wilbon and Magic at halftime, and I don't have to hear Doris Burke call games? This is the very definition of a win win. The only way it could get better is when Bill "Total Control" Simmons gets cut off mid Kobe/PED rant again and writes a eighty five thousand word column about how mean ESPN is, probably using Breaking Bad moments as a terrible unnecessary metaphor.

They're both better at laying out matches than the majority of the roster. Del Rio is probably the best heel wrestler in the company because his offense looks credible but he shows enough ass to keep people from cheering him. He knows how to let wrestlers beneath him on the totem pole get in a little offense without making himself too weak. He also makes things really easy for faces to garner sympathy with the way he works them over. The Ziggler and Christian matches are good examples. He's also one of the few gameplan wrestlers on the roster, and by executing his matches with what appears to be a legit agenda, Del Rio creates a more detailed continuity to his matches.Christian is a great underdog wrestler who really excels in cat-n-mouse matches, where he attempts to outwit stronger wrestlers. He's also believable as "survivor" who could possibly pull out an upset win through some veteran tactics. It's difficult to be an underdog, while still looking credible with your successes, and he can pull that off. He's also really good at selling body parts to give himself an out for his losses. More faces that are in jobber mode could learn from that.

Was at Wal-Mart yesterday and picked up last year's Hell in a Cell PPV for $5. I had an older guy (looked to be in his 50's) check the price just to make sure, and apparently it came from a $5 bin in the front of the store (I did a cursory look in the bin for more wrestling DVDs later, and only saw the "Top Superstars of the 90's"). Got to talking about wrestling a little bit with him, and he named a couple guys while sounding like he was trying to remember names he may have heard from his son, until I mentioned noticing the Daniel Bryan $5 Superstar Series DVD, which lead to him suddenly breaking out into a "YES" chant, arms extended and all. It was awesome.

That's actually pretty good. You probably could legit get an entry job at an average TV.production market with similar skills. Seriously, what is with you guys trashing your work then showing it? "I wrote a RAW review but it sucks but if you want to read it..." "Here's some crude PhotoShop"..." Shit, show pride in your work. It's a message board, we're going to shit on it for whatever reason because most of us are assholes, but deal with it. At least if you're going to post it, be proud of it. If someone posts a link to something they wrote and then adds "eh, it's not that great, read it or whatever" or some similar bullshit, well, guess what? I won't. Because I'll take their word that it sucks.

I can't wait until TNA book an empty arena match on PPV. And don't even have to bother clearing out anyone before filming.

"YOU PIECE OF SLIME~!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3xaM_LIFnI Roddy Piper Make A Poin~! Piper on Buddy Rose History With New Jack

The patch on his shoulder. It's Baboo!

http://youtu.be/_7HkG6OSo3E Here is the thing you never knew you needed to see.

Is there anything more abhorrent than these rape-revenge films which degrade and humiliate women in the most vile, graphic manner possible for a prolonged period of time only for it to apparently be OK because, hey, she got her own back on the rapists in the end!

I said this over on PWO, but I could see them doing a holds-based, low impact match between Cena and ADR, have Cena win, have ADR snap and use a chair or something to work over the injury post match, have Sandow cash in, and then have Cena take a few more months. It'd pop a buyrate, set up a revenge feud for Cena for when he's really healed up, get heat on the heels, and be pretty much the best possible transition from Del Rio to Sandow possible.

Vacant is still more interesting than Alberto Del Rio.

If only there was some way of finding out what the rest of the movie is!