Niners Fan in CT Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Looks like a fucking bear attacked him.. jeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Someone's doing something wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The trick to pro wrestling is that it's supposed to LOOK like it hurts but not actually do so (as much as possible). That guy failed Pro Wrestling 101. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 That shit is scary ass hell looking. Makes me glad my brother never got one. Knowing damn well the scumbag would scare me at night with that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 First one to find a picture of the Vader one gets a cookie. Your choice of flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Holy Crap, for the Sting one they just repainted the Marcia Wallace from the "Heroes of Newhart" collection: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Upon closer inspection of the ad, there is also a Macho Man one. And Godzilla and King Kong. I'm going to need one of each please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 White chocolate macadamia nut, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 So the ones in the ad were prototypes and the ones with Vader are the actual release? Or are there variants? I've never even heard of these things until today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 So based on the image of those Asian triplets, the idea behind this is that parents will want to partition their children into tribes that will brandish huge totemic heads to proclaim their denomination...and smash each other's faces in with them. Are we sure this isn't an offshoot of the Stanford Experiment? or some PURGE-like form of population control? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The first photos are from the actual The Original San Francisco Toymakers catalog, prototypes of the Hero Heads. The one Dr. Bathroom posted are the actual products that were released in stores. The Savage head was never released, but these are highly sought after due to their rarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The first photos are from the actual The Original San Francisco Toymakers catalog, prototypes of the Hero Heads. The one Dr. Bathroom posted are the actual products that were released in stores. The Savage head was never released, but these are highly sought after due to their ability to induce insanity in any approaching foe. edited for poetic potency. Alternate gag: The first photos are from the actual The Original San Francisco Toymakers catalog, prototypes of the Hero Heads. The one Dr. Bathroom posted are the actual products that were released in stores. The Savage head was never released, but these are highly sought after due to their being grown from actual human stem cells. Everyone should be doing this. It's a fun exercise: The first photos are from the actual The Original San Francisco Toymakers catalog, prototypes of the Hero Heads. The one Dr. Bathroom posted are the actual products that were released in stores. The Savage head was never released, but these are highly sought after due to the song they emit which summons The Elder Things when joined together in harmony. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Ow: That's Dasher Hatfield after getting chopped by Gary Jay at CHIKARA this past weekend. Dasher is allergic to latex and his brother just got a Hero Head. I'm going to have to get two of those and let my 3 year old twins bash it out until I get a visit from CPS. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The trick to pro wrestling is that it's supposed to LOOK like it hurts but not actually do so (as much as possible). That guy failed Pro Wrestling 101. Alternately, you follow William Regal's philosophy. "I hit people very hard in safe places." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 White chocolate macadamia nut, please. I think it's appropriate that Dr. Bathroom posted this, since all three look like they are taking a giant shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Chops may leave red marks like that, but its better than slapping the guy in the face or kicking him in the head, but it probably hurts a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Is Gary Jay the same person as Gary the Barn Owl? I find it hard to believe that guy is capable of leaving marks like that on someone unless he hit them with a car or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 White chocolate macadamia nut, please. I think it's appropriate that Dr. Bathroom posted this, since all three look like they are taking a giant shit. If that alien in Men In Black had used one of these, Tommy Lee Jones would have never made him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Is Gary Jay the same person as Gary the Barn Owl? I find it hard to believe that guy is capable of leaving marks like that on someone unless he hit them with a car or something. As someone who has wrestled him more than a few times, trust me, he hits HARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corpsewhite Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You wrestled and didn't know what catch as catch can means.. hmm. Not talking shit but that's kind of weird. Why do I think the guys talking about punks gut aren't in half the shape he's in? And uh I'll edit and add a picture later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I wonder if it was a repainted Hero Head, that Hogan received all boxed up on Nitro... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 26, 2014 Author Share Posted June 26, 2014 You wrestled and didn't know what catch as catch can means.. hmm. Not talking shit but that's kind of weird. Why do I think the guys talking about punks gut aren't in half the shape he's in? And uh I'll edit and add a picture later. Much like wrestlers say you can't judge them unless you have been in the ring - one most certainly can judge Punk's gut when they have one themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerjeRUN Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 If I woke up one day and that Vader mask was in my bed, I'd actually shit myself and phone in sick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tbarrie Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 The trick to pro wrestling is that it's supposed to LOOK like it hurts but not actually do so (as much as possible). That guy failed Pro Wrestling 101. Either that or he's really good, because that certainly looks like it hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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