piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Guys all my MMA watchin bros tell me wrestling is fake and if these dudes were real men they'd be in UFC. I could beat Gabe Ruediger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I guess that I could add Sheamus to my list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I know who I wouldn't mess with: Yoshi Tatsu. There's a story somewhere that he got mad at Sheamus for being a sloppy roommate down in Florida and when Sheamus tried to bully Tatsu, he got whupped by Yoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Man I'm starting to love Sheamus as a real life stooge heel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 So now I am thinking piranesi is saying I could get Ian Mckellen which might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. And to keep this on topic - I guess I could rope-a-dope Batista and let him punch me in the face till he tears a pec 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Corey Graves. I'd actually pay a goodly sum to pummel him lifeless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 How crippled is the Hulkster? I"m thinking he's crippled enough that he might be vulnerable. If nothing else, I'll try to knock him onto his back and run away walk slowly to safety while Hulkster thrashes about like a turtle on his back. If I've underestimated Hogan and he does manage to get back to his feet, I'll attempt to lull him into a false sense of security by letting him murder me. Then I strike... I mean, my heirs strike. In court. They'll get a nice payday out of the wrongful death suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 So now I am thinking piranesi is saying I could get Ian Mckellen which might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. From what I hear, Sir Ian isn't a hard lay to get if you know the right things to say. hint: Mention the words "Richard Harris" and "melodramatic queen" in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I DO think I could get Nash to chase me by saying bad things about his hair. That's half the battle right there. And didn't Sin Cara II just get the better of Sheamus in a backstage brouhaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I could take Flair as long as I tricked him to get on the top rope first. And not fall for it when he starts begging off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 KeMonito doesn't count as a wrestler, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Every Samoan wrestler ever, time machine travelling Harley Race, Meng, ten Brock Lesnars, Dave Finlay, New Jack and Alex Wright. All at once. Shoot missile dropkicks and snug looking restholds for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I would dive my fat ass at Khali's knees. Then it's just a race to see who can struggle to their feet first, a humongous blob or a real life Frankenstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Tony Chimel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I could take Flair as long as I tricked him to get on the top rope first. And not fall for it when he starts begging off. Flair's easy to take. Ambush him after happy hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Who's that indy dude who said if you were an independent worker you should be wearing suits and ties to other independent shows? Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I could take Flair as long as I tricked him to get on the top rope first. And not fall for it when he starts begging off. Flair's easy to take. Ambush him after happy hour. If you want to fight a drunk, crazy person, you go ahead. Let me know how that works out, I'm sure everything will work out OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 All you people saying Nash are acting like if you got to meet him you'd instantly be bros and hang out and shit maybe that's just me. I think me and Nash would be bros, making fun of short people and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I think I can take Jason Hervey. And, based on some of the stories in this thread, possibly Sheamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 At this point in my life, with bad knees, way overweight, in terrible shape? Probably close to none of them. 15 years ago when I worked out everyday, was in pretty good shape, and walked around at 6'1" 260? Probably more than a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Am I allowed to Hulk up in this hypothetical fight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Am I allowed to Hulk up in this hypothetical fight? Since apparently I'm not allowed to employ Malaysian prostitutes, then no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What if we were to compromise and allowances made for a manager to hold up a Malaysian prostitute in lieu of an urn, thus allowing me to hulk up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 There are not enough likes for this thread. My contribution: I could beat up Yoshihiko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 What if we were to compromise and allowances made for a manager to hold up a Malaysian prostitute in lieu of an urn, thus allowing me to hulk up? I'll allow you to Hulk up the prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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