Cristobal Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 How many of us would it take to beat up Marty Sugar? Quick, who on the board is Samoan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I think Marty said he digs Brutus Beefcake, and any man willing to declare such admiration is too crazy for me to mess with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LethalStriker Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 In Shawn Michaels pre religious years when he would start stuff at bars wouldn't he usually end up getting his butt kicked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm sure his post match Soma cocktail didn't help matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 X-Pac was a pretty legit martial artist at one point, and Mick Foley once claimed to be a "survivor" of his working punches. That, and X-Pac is crazy. Wouldn't fight him. X-Pac has a pretty well-known weak spot, though. An affinity for gigantic clitorati? No, his torn anus. Didn't want to type that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonidas Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 In Shawn Michaels pre religious years when he would start stuff at bars wouldn't he usually end up getting his butt kicked? Only by like 30 marines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 See now I am going to have to troll Marty into reading this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 X-Pac was a pretty legit martial artist at one point, and Mick Foley once claimed to be a "survivor" of his working punches. That, and X-Pac is crazy. Wouldn't fight him. X-Pac has a pretty well-known weak spot, though. An affinity for gigantic clitorati? No, his torn anus. Didn't want to type that out. How do you target that? I get how you target a figurative torn anus. Like with Punk, you make him feel bad and he'll just quit and go home and twitter stuff. But I'm not sure how to exploit the actual kind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 X-Pac was a pretty legit martial artist at one point, and Mick Foley once claimed to be a "survivor" of his working punches. That, and X-Pac is crazy. Wouldn't fight him. X-Pac has a pretty well-known weak spot, though. An affinity for gigantic clitorati? No, his torn anus. Didn't want to type that out. How do you target that? I get how you target a figurative torn anus. Like with Punk, you make him feel bad and he'll just quit and go home and twitter stuff. But I'm not sure how to exploit the actual kind. Trick him into eating things that are going to make bowel movements tougher. Fight him once he's worn down and exhausted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 How many of us would it take to beat up Marty Sugar? Does he have his official Mad Dog Bone with him? Because if he's got that, we need at least 6 of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 X-Pac was a pretty legit martial artist at one point, and Mick Foley once claimed to be a "survivor" of his working punches. That, and X-Pac is crazy. Wouldn't fight him. Pac also supposedly bounced in Minneapolis before getting into wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Along with the warriors, rude and darsow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 No, his torn anus. Didn't want to type that out. How do you target that? I get how you target a figurative torn anus. Like with Punk, you make him feel bad and he'll just quit and go home and twitter stuff. But I'm not sure how to exploit the actual kind. Trick him into eating things that are going to make bowel movements tougher. Fight him once he's worn down and exhausted. This could have an effect on Brock Lesnar too. Spike his normal meal of wild bear flesh with lots and lots of starchy instant gravy mix. Then, if you target that tender spot on his left abdomen where he had his severe life-threatening infection, and you hit it in just the right spot with all of your strength it will instantly shatter every bone in your hand and you will pass out before you have to feel Brock dismantling your spine one vertebrae at a time as if you were made out of lego. That would be, like, a draw I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Can I hire the guys that Money Inc hired to punch Hulk Hogan in the face before their match at Wrestlemania in any of these situations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I don't think size is the thing you're looking for here, I don't know how much that matters.. It seems like Helms was a tough fucker from the stories I've seen and didn't Yoshii Tatsu hold his own in a scrap with Sheamus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I would want to fight the Miz and eat his nose, then shit it out so when they reattach it he smells shit all the time PR the rest of his life. He thinks its Maryse because of the whole French thing and gets a divorce 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisco Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I am 5'10 155 lbs I think I will fight Brock Lesnar and see how that works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I would want to fight the Miz and eat his nose First you'll want to do some research to make sure that's not how he replicates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I had to edit it to make sure I took him reproducing off the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 X-Pac was a pretty legit martial artist at one point, and Mick Foley once claimed to be a "survivor" of his working punches. That, and X-Pac is crazy. Wouldn't fight him. X-Pac has a pretty well-known weak spot, though. An affinity for gigantic clitorati? No, his torn anus. Didn't want to type that out. How do you target that? I get how you target a figurative torn anus. Like with Punk, you make him feel bad and he'll just quit and go home and twitter stuff. But I'm not sure how to exploit the actual kind. Trick him into eating things that are going to make bowel movements tougher. Fight him once he's worn down and exhausted. So to summarize, the plan to attack X-Pac is as follows: Step 1: Gain his trust by offering him a cigarette Step 2: Invite him to have lunch at Chipotle Step 3: Catch him off-guard by mentioning his affinity for large clitoris Step 4: Attack! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenalysis Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 If I had to fight a non-midget, non-woman on the WWE roster- Rey. Too nice a guy to fight dirty, and he's tiny and broken down. I'd probably lose to Colin Delaney though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I would trick Rey into jumping off a curb. And when crumples to the ground, i make my move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I would trick Rey into jumping off a curb. And when crumples to the ground, i make my move. Let's be realistic. How are you going to get Rey way up there onto a curb? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 This ends with Mark inexplicably in 619 position. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidGoldBomb Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I would kick Cheeseburger's ass I would also fuck Truth Martini up...just for a chance to talk to Scarlett Bordeaux 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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