Cristobal Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 That Reigns shirt is perfect for masturbation enthusiasts. If you're not masturbating enthusiastically, you're doing it wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I guess I'm the only one who cries the whole time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Are you crying enthusiastically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 They're missing the merch boat by not selling a PVC rubber replica of Reigns' fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Or a black version of this: Which I find hilarious, just picturing Reigns punching people who are wearing this in the head on the way down the aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 They'd have it coming. Just look at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Hulkster got to keep that helmet. I remember him showing a memorabilia room and his house, and the helmet was just sitting there amongst his stuff. I was freaking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 They're missing the merch boat by not selling a PVC rubber replica of Reigns' fist. That's just what WWE should start selling, fisting toys. Put them right next to the Bailey merch on their site. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Better than the fans sitting on their hands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Or a black version of this: Which I find hilarious, just picturing Reigns punching people who are wearing this in the head on the way down the aisle. This photo is exhibit A in virtually any case you want to make against Hogan. The amounts of drugs he and Vince were doing in the late 80's. . . . .WOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 He could have worn it in his sex video, so thank the gods you serve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 He could have worn it in his sex video, so thank the gods you serve. That would have been both the greatest and worst thing ever. . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Man I know he needs the money...I kind of need that helmet in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 When did Hulk use that helmet? A quick Google search didn't pull anything up, but I imagine it's on one of the shows on the Network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 it was when he was feuding with Bad News Brown on the house show circuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I thought he had a concussion at one point and that's why he used it? Prolly just some Hogan interview bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 it was when he was feuding with Bad News Brown on the house show circuit Only on copious amounts of cocaine does "I'm feuding with Bad News so I need a gladiator fisting helmet" make a lick of sense. They should have filmed vignettes of the helmet's creation, a la the Million Dollar Belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 I presume the helmet is to thwart the super hard head of the person of color he is fighting. Cuz headbuttss and all ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoarr Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Hogan War Bonnet - I've scanned a couple of posters and shots of it - can't link to images at work. Just Google that. I think the WWE has some HD shots of it along with his liscense plate necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 it was when he was feuding with Bad News Brown on the house show circuit Only on copious amounts of cocaine does "I'm feuding with Bad News so I need a gladiator fisting helmet" make a lick of sense. They should have filmed vignettes of the helmet's creation, a la the Million Dollar Belt. We all know that in wrestling logic, blacks and Samoans have the hardest heads. The Hulkster was just trying to even the playing field brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 it was when he was feuding with Bad News Brown on the house show circuit Only on copious amounts of cocaine does "I'm feuding with Bad News so I need a gladiator fisting helmet" make a lick of sense. They should have filmed vignettes of the helmet's creation, a la the Million Dollar Belt. We all know that in wrestling logic, blacks and Samoans have the hardest heads. The Hulkster was just trying to even the playing field brother! So, you're saying the gladiator fisting helmet is the first meta-angle in wrestling history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Hogan War Bonnet - I've scanned a couple of posters and shots of it - can't link to images at work. Just Google that. I think the WWE has some HD shots of it along with his liscense plate necklace. Just saw it, holy fuck this is greatest/worst/WTF-worth/ I've seen in quite some time. Damnit, I should not have seen this now. I'm doing the quietest maniacal laugh possible at work just looking at this monstrosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 That ranks even with that "tattoo fail" pic of the elderly guy with the women's underwear tattooed on his body, for WTFness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Wait what the fuck is he holding up there? Is that a motorcycle gas tank? A giant swiss army knife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Cod piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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