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OH MY GOD THE HORN ON THE HOOD. So fucking awesome.

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The horn is not backwards. You're backwards.

Seriously, though, that's the rear of the hoodie. When you have your hood up, it will be facing forwards. C'mon people.

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Yeah but the base of the horn should be towards the forehead, no?

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Yeah it should. 

 

Cristobal just wants a giant upside down triangle on his forehead or has a backwards-ass head

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WANT.

 

DOUBLE WANT.

 

Why didn't that shirt exist during the buy one get one free sale?!

 

 

Why didn't that shirt exist when I went to the WWE UK show this month?!

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Yeah but the base of the horn should be towards the forehead, no?

 

 

Yeah it should. 

 

Cristobal just wants a giant upside down triangle on his forehead or has a backwards-ass head

 

 

Only the WWE could fuck up something as magical as a unicorn horn.  Assholes.

What a unicorn looks like:

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What you three filthy heathens seem to think a unicorn looks like:

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Your understanding of unicorn anatomy is booty.

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I feel like you're stuck in opposite day or something.

 

The base part of the triangle is on the BACK OF YOUR HEAD when you put the hoodie on

 

A unicorn horn does not come out of the back of it's head

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Oh My God... y'all are stupid (well except Cristobal)

 

You do realize that in the picture - that is shot from the back with the hood all squished down

 

When you pull the hoodie over your head - the base of the horn WILL BE AT YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD!!!

 

LIKE A GOD DAMN UNICORN

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Ok, it's not unicorns you don't get. It's hoodies.

There's no head in that hoodie. Take a hoodie, LIFT THE HOOD UP, and note how it sits when you have an actual head inside of it.

Then, if that's the magical unicorn hoodie, send it back, because you are not a magical unicorn and you are not fit to wear it. Instead wear a plain hoodie and give a hoodie that reads "I'm with booty" to your spouse/partner/SO/pet.

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Get a hoodie, a marker, draw the same design on it, and get back to me, guys.

 

The only way the base is at your forehead like that is if you wear it like a big hanging Mickie James wizard sleeve covering your entire face

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So if your complaint is that the base of the horn isn't far enough forward, how the fuck would flipping it help?

I call bullshit. You failed Unicorn Anatomy 101 and are trying to pretend you didn't.

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THIS DOESNT SOUND LIKE YOU GETTING A MARKER AND RUINING ONE OF YOUR HOODIES BRO

 

I don't wear them because I don't like getting shot by the police

 

But if where the base is doesn't matter my dick reaches my knees you guys

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It'll just make you look like Brony Dracula.

You missed the memo; we are no longer allowed to call him anything but "Braun Strowman."

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Walks into thread

 

Sees a dick-measuring fight in progress

 

Walks out

 

Not today.  Don't ask me to be the judge of this slapdick mayhem.

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I can't believe how many posts about unicorns this thread has. I miss when wrestling had some shirts that wouldn't make me feel like a total arse wearing. Like the old APA "Always Pounding Ass" shirt.

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I can't believe how many posts about unicorns this thread has. I miss when wrestling had some shirts that wouldn't make me feel like a total arse wearing. Like the old APA "Always Pounding Ass" shirt.

 

DON'T BE SOUR~!

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