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I can't believe how many posts about unicorns this thread has. I miss when wrestling had some shirts that wouldn't make me feel like a total arse wearing. Like the old APA "Always Pounding Ass" shirt.

 

DON'T BE SOUR~!

CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD-FAMOUS FORWARD-FACING UNICORN HORNS

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What did Kofi say?

 

If you were wearing the hood up, and sticking your horn up with your finger (a duocorn?), the tips of your horns would be facing.

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All this talk about the New Day's horn being forward or backwards, and it's the people wearing Bullet Club shirts or NXT fans who are supposed to be wrestling's bronies?

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What did Kofi say?

 

If you were wearing the hood up, and sticking your horn up with your finger (a duocorn?), the tips of your horns would be facing.

Amazingly, he actually wore the hoodie and pulled the hood down. 

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No, Bullet Club fans are neckbeards. There is some overlap with bronies, but they're not mutually inclusive.

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What did Kofi say?

If you were wearing the hood up, and sticking your horn up with your finger (a duocorn?), the tips of your horns would be facing.

dat's ghey

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Nah dude docking is just a couple bros hanging out having a good time

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All this talk about the New Day's horn being forward or backwards, and it's the people wearing Bullet Club shirts or NXT fans who are supposed to be wrestling's bronies?

All this talk of unicorns reminds me of Matt Stone's line from Orgazmo. "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but unicorns kick ass."

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Nah dude docking is just a couple bros hanging out having a good time

Or, if you're Dolph Ziggler, you call it "having fun with the WWE universe." #rosebush

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Nah dude docking is just a couple bros hanging out having a good time

Or, if you're Dolph Ziggler, you call it "having fun with the WWE universe." #rosebush

That's what Michael Cole would call it. We know Michael Cole just loves to have fun.

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Barry Windham's WCW entrance music did contain the lyric:"He likes to beat people up, and he likes to have fun... you know I'm talking about Barry Windham!"

 

EDIT: And I found it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guZdfnxmo8k

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You can sing "Real Estate Steve" to the tune of "Man Called Sting."

 

He does this

He does that

He'll flip your old house

Quick as a cat

Real Estate Steeeeeeeeve!

REAL Estate Steve!

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Nothing can ever top the lyrics to Family Man.

 

"Fame and fortune and titles he's won, but the biggest smile is for his son. I'm not saying women don't fall all over him, but he don't give in! He's a family man!"

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Try singing other songs to Regal's Real Man's Man theme.

Man called Stiiiiiing

Man called Stiii-i-iiing

He's a maaaaaan, a man called Stiiiiing

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I usually just turn the songs into songs about having a giant penis or something

 

HE CARRIES A BIG DICK AND SWEATY TAINT TOO

IF YOURE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE HE'S COMIN AFTER YOU

 

BIG BOSS MAN REACHES DOWN TO HIS THIGH

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

OR ITS GOIN IN YOUR EYE

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I'm just gonna warn you all: Don't do what Troma said to Bayley's theme. It's the bad kind of wrong.

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There ain't no stopping me now

it drags all over the floor

pants down I'm ready to go

to everyone across the nation

pick it up and give me some more

pick it up and give me some more

 

I purposely didn't say ground instead of floor because THE SONG DOESNT FUCKING RHYME

 

As for new shirts, my friends The Last Real Heels have a prowrestlingtees store for their podcast and their logo looks like Farcry 3 Blood Dragon so you should buy a shirt or ten

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The straightjacket + DA = AMBROSE ASYLUM emoticon one?

 

I'd say nobody would ever buy it but there are WEIRD Ambrose fan girls on the internet

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There are some pretty sweet new Roots of Fight-inspired retro shirts. I may have to get the Austin and Lesnar ones, despite the fact that I already have far too many wrestling shirts.

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