The Natural Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, RIPPA said: If you post spoilers in this thread - I will hurt you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Got my tickets for 8am Saturday morning for $6.99 each. Gotta love AMC and their cheap movies before noon, even when it's big films like this. And yea - reviews are pretty much EVERYWHERE today, so it's time to quit everything but my safe little wrestling corner of the internet. I've already seen more than I'd liked to just from headlines alone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 8 hours ago, The Natural said: My best friend who is like a brother to me is mad into Star Wars and he's gradually got me into them. I'm no hardcore aficionado like yous here so my casual take on what I've seen be something something (Family Guy) like this: 1. The Empire Strikes Back. 2. A New Hope. 3. Return of the Jedi. 4. The Force Awakens. 5. Rogue One. 6. Revenge of the Sith. 7. The Phantom Menace. 8. Attack of the Clones. I'd flip 4 & 5, but otherwise, this is correct. Remember, Episode 2 is forever the worst movie in the franchise: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Man I love the Plinkett reviews more than just about anything else from Red Letter Media reviews. Half in the Bag is good about, uh, half of the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 90 minute reviews of 2 hour movies aren't reviews, they're masturbation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Pretty sure it's a review because not to be gross, who the fuck masturbates for 90 minutes. And they're typically very good break downs of movies. The Ghostbusters 2016 Plinkett review is great, as are all of the Star Wars movies. If it isn't a review, then it's a complete dissection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mickie Zeidler said: 90 minute reviews of 2 hour movies aren't reviews, they're masturbation. I wouldn't watch 90 minutes of that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Craig H said: Pretty sure it's a review because not to be gross, who the fuck masturbates for 90 minutes People who do so by dissecting movies on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 My official spoiler-free review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi for anyone who wants to give it a look before Friday. Good movie but I liked The Force Awakens more. Rian Johnson made something different. He breaks from typical Star Wars rules and conventions a lot. However, in doing so he uses other cinematic cliches and oft-used devices in their place. At some points, I found Johnson's style refreshing. Other times, I wish someone would've told him to pull it back a little bit more. I rank it above Rogue One though. The main characters are still way better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Craig H said: Pretty sure it's a review because not to be gross, who the fuck masturbates for 90 minutes. Well, when you have bad insomnia as a teen, you either teach yourself to go often, or teach yourself to go long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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J.T. Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I am totally shocked that Cody Rhodes and Miz play Clash of Clans. I had them pegged as League of Legends guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Cody has a HUGE clan for Clash of Clans. Him, Xavier, Cesaro, and a bunch of others are in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Also, I wasn't going to see this opening night, but I buckled this morning and got my tickets to the general admission theater. Surprisingly, tickets were only $6.50. I feel like I bought tickets for some knock off movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Craig H said: Cody has a HUGE clan for Clash of Clans. Him, Xavier, Cesaro, and a bunch of others are in it. Yeah, I'm not surprised that they are hardcore gamers. I just figured that they would be more into League of Legends than Clash of Clans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Xavier plays LoL, but not Dota as far as I know. And as a very frequent player of Dota, I doubt they have much time for 30 to 70 minute matches of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Remember to change your settings to show “condensed” instead of “expanded” new posts on the board since there is a spoiler thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 When shit hits the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 I only recently noticed that ROGUE ONE used the same actress for Mon Mothma as Episode Three, which is pretty cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 My wife still wants a porg under the tree tomorrow. Not a plush toy, an honest-to-god living porg. Yeah, I'm screwed on that one seeing that they are.... oh, I dunno....completely imaginary. So help me... I'm tempted to half-wrap an empty box with a hole in it and tell her out dog ate the porg. But that's seems a bit dark for Christmas morning. The joke was funny the first couple times she mentioned it a week ago. It ran its course quite quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Buy her a puffin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Leaked poster from a Russian licensing site of all places with the first look at the Han Solo movie ... and pretty much confirms yep, Lando Calrissian: coolest mofo in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 You can tell from the poster alone that Glover is gonna jack that movie from Taylor Kitsch 2.0. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 This is completely spoiler-free, so... ugh... "Men's Rights Activists" have made a 46 minute, all-male cut of The Last Jedi. It's being given an appropriate reception: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 I don't want to side with MRA types, but that lean runtime is a massive improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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