Technico Support Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 On 7/29/2016 at 2:23 PM, Ryan said: Or be expanded. They have to dance with their horse like some bizarre ballroom dancing competition. Horse dance-off. It's like The Preakness meets You Got Served. On 8/1/2016 at 0:31 PM, odessasteps said: Since its Tokyo, make surreptitiously rubbing your junk against schoolgirls on the train an Olympic event. ftfy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Canada's soccer ladies took 18 seconds to score against Australia today. We are going to win the gold!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I wasn't aware you were on the team, good luck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, Ryan said: I wasn't aware you were on the team, good luck! *insert Ladybugs joke here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 We all play for Canada. Fuck you guys. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 It was not a good game at all but thanks to the Aussie keeper for giving away the second goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Ryan said: I wasn't aware you were on the team, good luck! Gold for grammar naziism, last place in friendship. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Wasn't grammar naziing, just poking fun and being silly, I'm fine with people rooting on their countries and teams by using we, I just like playing with the usage for humor. I am no one's friend. I am the man who walks alone. Ow, I just tripped. Carry me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I think more interesting than the medal table will be the "athletes robbed" table. -1 days in and you already have Australians and Danes on that list. Austrians missing out so far as only reporters and students working for the delegation so far have been effected. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 9 hours ago, Ryan said: Wasn't grammar naziing, just poking fun and being silly, I'm fine with people rooting on their countries and teams by using we, I just like playing with the usage for humor. I am no one's friend. I am the man who walks alone. Ow, I just tripped. Carry me. Ryan is Batista. Confirmed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 But will you carry me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 27 minutes ago, Ryan said: But will you carry me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I'm confused, If I'm Batista, wouldn't that make you one of the other two? How can Batista refuse to carry himself! So illogical. Anyways, back to the games, everyone has caught Super Zika Rio De Janeiro Dance Fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Ryan said: I'm confused, If I'm Batista, wouldn't that make you one of the other two? How can Batista refuse to carry himself! So illogical. It's that same thing where that girl from the M. Knight Shyamalan trailer is really John Cusak from The Three in Adaptatioin, which makes you the Nicholas Cage that wasn't John Malkovich. GODDAMN MAN ITS NOT THAT DIIFUCLT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 21 hours ago, Ryan said: I'm confused, If I'm Batista, wouldn't that make you one of the other two? How can Batista refuse to carry himself! So illogical. Anyways, back to the games, everyone has caught Super Zika Rio De Janeiro Dance Fever. Apparently according to your signature so have those dancing. The Olympics are going to be a literal shitshow for outdoor events. I have a morbid curiosity to check those out just to see how bad it truly gets. But I'm super interested in Judo, Wrestling, and Taekwondo. It's too bad that fringe events get no love on NBC, but I'm hopeful with all they've been promising I should still be able to watch live/catch up without much difficulty. It's amazing to think how easy it should be now compared to even four years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 On 8/3/2016 at 0:15 PM, The Natural said: IOC fucking bottled it. I'll be watching: Athletics, synchronized swimming, diving, Judo, Taekwondo and I'm probably missing something out. *whispering* "The password is "handball." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 Archery, judo, fencing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kuetsar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Wasn't the Iron Sheik an Olympian too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Kuetsar said: Wasn't the Iron Sheik an Olympian too? Nope Everyone likes to claim he was on Iran's 68 team but he didn't make the final roster. He was an assistant coach to the US Olympic team in 72 but he never competed himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Nope Everyone likes to claim he was on Iran's 68 team but he didn't make the final roster. He was an assistant coach to the US Olympic team in 72 but he never competed himself. Thanks, that's one of those things that hard to confirm either way on an internet search. The more you know. .. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 5, 2016 Author Share Posted August 5, 2016 Pele apparently too ill to participate in opening ceremony. so, who will light the torch? ronaldinho? oscar schmidt? gisele? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Pat Patterson, in celebration of his win in the Intercontinental TItle tournament held there. . . . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 On German TV they showed a bit the current situation outside of Maracana. This almost looks like a warzone with "police" (army) and protestors fighting for turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Does it have to be a retired Olympian, or can they have Marta light the torch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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